Haki is like that one cat you kinda like, who kept showing up to your house, and you're like "fuck it, I'm gonna adopt this stray cat. Your name is now... Larry."
A week later, you haven't seen Larry, you're scared shitless, then you go to the park, and see fucking Larry mooching off some randos.
Me: "Hey, um, I've been looking for my cat, Larry, for the last week. Has he been with you guys?"
Concerned Picknickers who think I'm on drugs: "Uhhhh, this is our cat, Paul."
Fucking Haki. Fucking Larry.
I stole this entire bit from Bill Simmons talking about Paul George being a cat
https://streamable.com/ahyomo