This title be like:
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Nothing is too degen in the Conejo thread
Mr. Reloaded:
Are you, uh… a real furry villain?
Furryloaded:
Well, uh, technically… nah. 😅
Pawloaded:
Have you ever caught a good guy? Like, uh, like a real superhero?
Fluffloaded:
Only in my AO3 fanfic. 😏
Mr. Reloaded:
Have you ever tried a disguise?
Furryloaded:
Nah, nah… unless fursuits count.
Mr. Reloaded (smirking):
Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be furry villains!
Grab your tails, boys! It’s time.
🎶
Hey!
We are Number One
(OwO!)
Hey!
We are Number One
🎤
Mr. Reloaded:
Now listen closely
Here’s a little lesson in thiccery
This is goin' down in furry history 🐾
If you wanna be a Furry Number One
You gotta chase a hero—
and maybe rub a bun 😳
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
But don’t let your pawpads make a sound
(Shhh...)
(No, don’t touch that—it's
not a tail plug!)
🎶
We are Number One
Hey!
We are Number One
We are Number One
heh heh heh... tailspin intensifies
Now look at this leash, that I just found
When I say go, be ready to pounce down
Go!
(Throw it on
him—not me, ya horny furball!)
(
Ugh… Let’s try something else—like actual consent)
Now watch and learn, here’s the deal:
He’ll slip and slide on this… banana peel
(Or maybe on that body oil spill 😳)
(Gasp!) What are you doing!? That’s not—oh stars… keep going.)
🎶
Ba-ba-biddly-bark-bark-bark, nya-ba-ba-ba-wag-wag-wag
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-bark-bark-bark, nya-ba-ba-ba-wag-wag-wag
We are Number One
Ba-ba-biddly-bark-bark-bark, nya-ba-ba-ba-wag-wag-wag
We are Number One
Hey!
Ba-ba-biddly-bark-bark-bark, nya-ba-ba-ba-Wanda-simp 😩
We are Number One
🦊
Mr. Reloaded (with stars in his eyes):
Wanda from Zou...
She’s got me howlin’ in my sleep.
She could chain me up in the forest,
And I’d still ask,
"Please, may I sniff your paws, my queen?"
🎶
We are Number One
Hey!
(But in the after-dark tag, son.)
We are Number One!