Controversial P. Diddy Found Guilty on 2 counts of transporting prostitutes. Acquitted on everything else (May get pardoned by Trump)

[Kizaruber Eats]

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[TheKnightOfTheSea]

not surprised

this is the guy that said he didn't have the privilege of visiting the island

 

[Kurozumi Wiwi]

Buh at least my orange daddy makes liberals cry, uh...

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

Make America Grope/Groom Always going stronger than ever.

 

[kekaro]

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Certified bruh moment

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

INT. THE OVAL OFFICE — WHICH NOW HAS A DJ BOOTH AND A PORTRAIT OF SATAN WEARING SUNGLASSES

WRITER GUY: So you have a new season of America for me?

STUDIO EXEC: Oh yeah, it’s gonna be wild! So the President is back in power!

WRITER GUY: That guy who tried to overthrow democracy?

STUDIO EXEC: That’s the one! But now he’s calmed down and wants to focus on healing the nation.

WRITER GUY: Oh, that’s nice!

STUDIO EXEC: By pardoning Diddy.

WRITER GUY: Oh, that’s not nice.
DIDDY: BAD BOY FOR (ALLEGEDLY) LIFE

WRITER GUY: Isn’t Diddy being investigated for… how do I put this... mid-2000s Illuminati horror movie stuff?

STUDIO EXEC: Oh, absolutely! Raids, lawsuits, settlements, secret rooms, “freak-off” allegations, NDAs signed in blood — all the fun stuff!

WRITER GUY: And the President wants to pardon him?

STUDIO EXEC: Yeah, because apparently accountability is only for poor people and people with less than 3 million Instagram followers.

WRITER GUY: Right, right, that makes sense in a collapse-of-civilization-through-celebrity-redemption-arcs kind of way.
THE PARDONING

STUDIO EXEC: So now the President’s like, “Diddy’s a victim! He’s misunderstood! He had a rough time owning 15 mansions and shaping culture while dodging allegations of being a human RICO charge!”

WRITER GUY: That does sound very hard.

STUDIO EXEC: Yeah, apparently “throwing parties that may or may not have required a ritual password and a soul sacrifice” is stressful!

WRITER GUY: And this doesn’t raise any red flags?

STUDIO EXEC: Nope! It raises confetti cannons in certain circles.
THE PRESIDENT

WRITER GUY: And what’s the President’s motivation in all this?

STUDIO EXEC: Well, his name has been allegedly popping up in the Epstein files again.

WRITER GUY: So he’s trying to pardon people who might also have dirt on him?

STUDIO EXEC: Exactly! It’s called “pre-emptive un-blackmailing.”

WRITER GUY: That sounds super illegal.

STUDIO EXEC: Barely even a crime anymore! It's like… influencer tax fraud. It just happens now.
PUBLIC REACTION

WRITER GUY: What do the American people think?

STUDIO EXEC: Oh, reactions are split!

One half is screaming into the void and forming torch-wielding posses on Reddit.

The other half is defending Diddy with statements like “let he who hasn’t owned a surveillance dungeon cast the first stone.”

And a third group is too busy livestreaming their emotional support iguanas to notice.

WRITER GUY: So nobody’s doing anything?

STUDIO EXEC: We tried “doing things” back in like… 2020. Didn’t really catch on.
THE DARK TWIST

WRITER GUY: So just to recap…

The sitting President, with multiple active investigations swirling around him, is considering pardoning a music mogul accused of some of the darkest stuff a person can legally be accused of.

Possibly to distract from or bury his own associations with another dead sex trafficker.

While the government collapses into influencer court cosplay.

And justice is now a streaming subscription you can’t afford.

STUDIO EXEC: That’s right!

WRITER GUY: This feels like it ends with society getting replaced by a limited-edition NFT of the Constitution.

STUDIO EXEC: Oh, already happened. Sold it for Dogecoin. Bought a rocket and launched a Subway franchise into orbit. Classic patriotism!

EPILOGUE: THE AFTERPARTY

WRITER GUY: So what happens to Diddy?

STUDIO EXEC: Oh, he releases a gospel single called “Clean Slate” and becomes head of the newly formed Department of Vibes and Justice.

WRITER GUY: And Trump?

STUDIO EXEC: Well, he starts hosting a presidential livestream where he spins a wheel labeled with random names and yells “YOU’RE PARDONED!” like it’s The Apprentice but with crimes.

WRITER GUY: Super disturbing. Barely even satire.

STUDIO EXEC: Barely even distinguishable from actual headlines!

[FADE TO BLACK as "I’ll Be Missing You" plays faintly over footage of a bald eagle flying directly into a wall.]

 

[Toby D. Dog]

Proper scapegoating American issues and instilling a false sense of superiority into the lowest common denominator of people mostly.

There’s plenty of these clowns in this forum.

 

[NikaInParis]

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Idiocracy ass country
Within a year you guys will have to water plants with gatorade, mark my words

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

There’s plenty of these clowns in this forum.

Go trump! Will you get it done? Who cares! but your doing the job well president! these spammers don't have nothing new ☀️

It didn't even take 5 mins Toby and one appeared lmao.

Ofc its always the proud perverts, the sex obsesses who unironically defend shit like this. Moths to a flame.

My creep warning signals never lie.

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Idiocracy ass country
Within a year you guys will have to water plants with gatorade, mark my words

We're close to a wrestler for president with how much hogan glazed him and vince mcmahons wife as head of education or whatever daft nonsense?

And trump was a reality star....not even a qualified, experienced politician.

America trying to outdo all other countries for ragebait, self destruction, spectacle, hypocrisy and CON-troversy. truly the the next roman empire and sodom and gomorrah.

 

[NikaInParis]

It didn't even take 5 mins Toby and one appeared lmao.

Ofc its always the proud perverts, the sex obsesses who unironically defend shit like this. Moths to a flame.

My creep warning signals never lie.

Post automatically merged: Jul 31, 2025

We're close to a wrestler for president with how much hogan glazed him and vince mcmahons wife as head of education or whatever daft nonsense?

And trump was a reality star....not even a qualified, experienced politician.

America trying to outdo all other countries for ragebait, self destruction, spectacle, hypocrisy and CON-troversy. truly the the next roman empire and sodom and gomorrah.

Trump is a literal WWE Hall of Famer, bro
There was a pic of the McMahon family, Triple H and Trump in the oval office in his first term. Over 3/4 of the people in the pic were stunned by Stone Cold Steve Austin

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

Trump is a literal WWE Hall of Famer, bro
There was a pic of the McMahon family, Triple H and Trump in the oval office in his first term. Over 3/4 of the people in the pic were stunned by Stone Cold Steve Austin

Oh God I mentally erased the Trump WWE weird shit and now you reminded me lol.

Politics has truly become this theatrical wrestling farcical soap opera nonsense.

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Crime is legal now.

Always has been

Under Article II, Section 2, of the U.S. Constititon, the president has the power to grant reprieves and pardons for offenses made against the United States.

https://eu.usatoday.com/story/news/...dy-trump-might-pardon-diddy-bail/85454504007/

Murica bros why is this even a thing?

 

[Toby D. Dog]

It didn't even take 5 mins Toby and one appeared lmao.

Ofc its always the proud perverts, the sex obsesses who unironically defend shit like this. Moths to a flame.

My creep warning signals never lie.

Post automatically merged: Jul 31, 2025

We're close to a wrestler for president with how much hogan glazed him and vince mcmahons wife as head of education or whatever daft nonsense?

And trump was a reality star....not even a qualified, experienced politician.

America trying to outdo all other countries for ragebait, self destruction, spectacle, hypocrisy and CON-troversy. truly the the next roman empire and sodom and gomorrah.

Let this be evidence on why I hate incels so much. They project their own failures on to society, to the point where values and morals don’t hold any weight in their hearts.

 

[Kizaruber Eats]

Let this be evidence on why I hate incels so much. They project their own failures on to society, to the point where values and morals don’t hold any weight in their hearts.

Amen man, could not say it better myself.

It's almost always them who say and do the worst things to others, especially innocents.

 

[Mathias]

I'm not even sure that the pedophilia scandals will actually make him lose a single vote.

Trump is the chosen-one and his followers are djihadists.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Murica bros why is this even a thing?

Same reason you can run for presidency with convictions.
Same reason a billionaire can run a trafficking ring on an island and everybody knew about it, but nothing was done for decades.

Idiocracy wasn't just a movie

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Same reason you can run for presidency with convictions.

But Obama the Christian Muslim was never rightfully president because he wasn't even born in the GreatestCountryInTheWorld™

 

[Poorsalino Cooker]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1950374293252305277

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@Jaguark101 @Owl Ki @Jailer @Owl Ki @Daniel @Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier @Jiihad @Toby D. Dog @BoaHancocksHusband @NikaInParis @Fuckthis3 @MonochromeYoru @Bisoromi Bear @Owl Ki @Jesse Pinkman @Sir Yasheen @Yoho @Kizaruber Eats @Juanpiz @Bullet @kekaro @Poorsalino Cooker @RobertoTheOharaSurvivor @ZenZu @LANJI CUCKSMOKE @Sentinel @Roo @SakazOuki @Etzel Andergast @moreha9685 @Mathias @mly90 @bennbeckman @matt245 @Kurozumi Wiwi

Diddy has more Blackmail fuel than Epstein it seems.

 

[Toby D. Dog]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1951312382736654602

he’s getting ready to pardon her. Where are all the clowns who said the demonrats are just as evil as the Pedoblicans? We’re seeing the rule of law and the last bastions of democracy crumble before our very eyes.

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

P. Diddy Found Guilty on 2 counts of transporting prostitutes. Acquitted on everything else (May get pardoned by Trump)

Where are you @Ravagerblade ?