Kizaruber Eats

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Can't wait for Luffy to fight Akainu in Gear 5 and having him shit himself because this pirate on meth uses his volcanoes as circus cannons. :pepebuggy:

I'm joking but this could actually happen lol.
Would be fucking hilarious tbh.

I can't even imagine what unhinged shit Oda has planned for the biggest clown aside from Buggy-sama himself ofc vs the most edgy, takes himself far too seriously, constantly malding, superglued to his desk, all bark no bite, still obeys and serves the WG like a good red dog etc character eventually.

OMG LMAO:


1. “Fireproof Clown” Routine

  • Luffy pulls out an oversized firefighter’s helmet and coat (cartoon-style), then bounces into a big red circus cannon.
  • Yells “NEXT STOP: VOLCANO LAND!” and launches himself straight into one of Akainu’s magma fists — popping out the other side completely unharmed.
  • Akainu looks stunned, and Luffy’s coat has a “Magma? Never heard of her” sign on the back.

2. Magma Cotton Candy

  • Akainu throws a massive magma wave — Luffy swirls it with his rubbery arms until it spins like cotton candy on a stick.
  • Luffy hands it to Chopper, who’s horrified.
  • Akainu seethes while magma drips pathetically onto the ground.

3. Rubber Volcano Launcher

  • Luffy turns the battlefield into a huge rubber trampoline.
  • Every time Akainu tries to make a volcano eruption, it launches back into the air like a reverse geyser, sending magma blobs raining down on random Marines.
  • Marines are dodging while Luffy laughs like a maniac.

4. “Hot Potato” Magma Ball

  • Akainu fires a magma meteor — Luffy catches it in big cartoon oven mitts.
  • He tosses it back and forth between his hands while whistling, then hurls it straight up.
  • It comes down 10 seconds later… directly on Akainu’s head.

5. Magma Pipe Organ

  • Luffy shapes his body into a giant pipe organ.
  • When Akainu attacks, the magma flows into the pipes and shoots back out in different directions like a chaotic fountain show.
  • Brook starts playing music to match the “lava spray” rhythm.

6. Inflatable Magma Prison

  • Luffy swallows a huge chunk of magma like a balloon, inflates himself, and traps Akainu inside the rubbery belly.
  • Akainu’s fists keep bouncing around inside as Luffy wiggles, making him look like a “lava snow globe.”
  • Luffy spits him out in comedic fashion, sending him rolling away.

7. Magma Slip’n’Slide

  • Luffy grabs Akainu’s arm mid-punch, stretches it way out, and slams it down to create a long molten slide.
  • Then he rides it on a giant frying pan, yelling “WHEEEEE!” while Akainu chases behind fuming (literally).


(OH GOD, THE AI UNIRONICALLY GAVE US LUFFY X AKAINU VORE! WTF?!)


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We're all waiting for Pizarro to merge with the redline to not end up with Machvise on the list of shitty upgrade of basic devil fruit.
Or merge with an island that has a volcano and start spamming Meteor Volcano. Or unleash sandstorms on an island with a large beach / desert. Or do at least something that will differentiate him from Pica in a positive way. Because that "damage dealt to the conjured island-body is transferred to the user" stuff is such a horrendous drawback. :jay-yeah:
 
A lot of these agenda chasers, powerscalers are so afraid for their faves to be vulnerable and lose or not to be going all out or w/e. They gotta come up with excuses like the constant assumptions of hostages being used lately for different situations as copes.
They get self-inserty, they like the character and see themselves in them, so downplay sounds like a personal insult at that point.

I've caught myself doing it tbh.
:kuzanshut:

Honestly I don't mind if it's supported by the story, but sometimes it's just plain ol' reaching.

LMFAO ACCURATE, god being an Admiral fan can be traumatic especially with this fanbase. I lowkey got PTSD being a Kizaru fan during Egghead too, as if being a Eustass Chadd fan post Shanks encounter or even from Dressrosa onwards wasn't bad enough /s.
I think to some extent it's due to a lack of garnishing and screentime.

Kidd is the only captain who doesn't have a D or fancy WG wanted fruit compared to Luffy and Law.

He also never got the screentime Law did which is a shame, IMO he could have been written to show up in WCI and get captured by Kaidou later maybe seeing as how he was mentioned to have attacked BM's ships at one point.

Similarly Admirals and top tier Marines don't really have fancy titles, legendary (Like Gura or Nika) fruits, extended screentime or loads of exposition on past history.

So people underestimate them and disregard their actual showings and portrayal because of that.
 

ZenZu

The only one who can beat me is me
Lidd Low and Labo are just the cheap knockoff failed version of the M3 but people are not ready to see this
They wouldn't be if Oda had balls. Zoro and Sanji are lackeys at the end of the day, those 3 are doing their own thing. Oda just loves to have Luffy's contemporaries bow down to him, PH Law was a thing of beauty, too bad Kidd couldn't get an arc like that.
 
They wouldn't be if Oda had balls. Zoro and Sanji are lackeys at the end of the day, those 3 are doing their own thing. Oda just loves to have Luffy's contemporaries bow down to him, PH Law was a thing of beauty, too bad Kidd couldn't get an arc like that.
Bro still coping at the bottom of the Ocean like his goat, sad
 
Or merge with an island that has a volcano and start spamming Meteor Volcano. Or unleash sandstorms on an island with a large beach / desert. Or do at least something that will differentiate him from Pica in a positive way. Because that "damage dealt to the conjured island-body is transferred to the user" stuff is such a horrendous drawback. :jay-yeah:
Imagine Pizarro merging with Punk Hazard.
 
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