General & Others If you ate a Zoan DF by accident which animal you wouldn't want to be?

#6
Hmm...there probably aren't a lot of animals that are a downgrade from my wretched human body.

Maybe a sloth? The power of...slowness...yeah, not very appealing.

On the same line of thought, a snail would also be pretty disappointing. Especially if I'm a Den Den Mushi. People trying to use me to make calls all day? No thank you.

Maybe a platypus? They don't do much, after all.

A naked mole rat. Though, I do have a taste for Nacos.

A fly? Throwing up on my food doesn't sound like much fun.

A skunk. We've seen before that no one loves a skunk. And you WILL get cancelled.

A tapeworm. The power to be a stomach parasite. Effective? Maybe. Gross? Definitely.

A dung beetle. Life's already hard enough, man.

Most sea animals. But, I'll say specifically a sea cucumber. You can't swim. I guess you might still be able to breathe underwater? But, if it saps all your strength, you wouldn't be able to move anyway. The power to throw your own intestines up at people? It's a unique power, but not very appealing.
 
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TheAncientCenturion

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#7
Anything smaller than a large dog would actually suck. It'd feel like a nerf. So that takes out all insects, bugs and other crawling invertebrates. I also wouldn't want to be anything slow, even a rhino would suck.

The worst would be ending up as a amphibians though. I fucking hate amphibians.
 
#8
Hmm...there probably aren't a lot of animals that are a downgrade from my wretched human body.

Maybe a sloth? The power of...slowness...yeah, not very appealing.

On the same line of thought, a snail would also be pretty disappointing. Especially if I'm a Den Den Mushi. People trying to use me to make calls all day? No thank you.

Maybe a platypus? They don't do much, after all.

A naked mole rat. Though, I do have a taste for Nacos.

A fly? Throwing up on my food doesn't sound like much fun.

A skunk. We've seen before that no one loves a skunk. And you WILL get cancelled.

A tapeworm. The power to be a stomach parasite. Effective? Maybe. Gross? Definitely.

A dung beetle. Life's already hard enough, man.

Most sea animals. But, I'll say specifically a sea cucumber. You can't swim. I guess you might still be able to breathe underwater? But, if it saps all your strength, you wouldn't be able to move anyway. The power to throw your own intestines up at people? It's a unique power, but not very appealing.
You can be a hybrid though, your not stuck like that, you can choose if uour a hybrid, human or full like Lucci
 
#15
A fish would be ass

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An insect might actually be broken if scaled up to human size

Like iirc some bugs can lift like 100x their body weight

In the body of a human that would be absurd, no?

And in your hybrid form you should retain your size (for the most part) so it would be fine
 
#17
Actually a much tougher question than expected. Basically an animal that is full of downsides with little to no benefits. But I can't actually think of any useless Zoans in the series. Zoans are almost always a free and quick boost. Even seemingly bad ones like Caterpillar guy is a New World Veteran, Pekoms with the turtle fruit has a shell as hard "like" Diamond. Similarly insects are pound for pound super strong so humans still get a massive strength boost if nothing else.

Majority of other animals has abilities or physical capabilities that have a usecase, even in worse case scenarios where an animal form/size is inconvenient there's always partial transformation and hybrid form to make this a non issue. True sea creature Zoans don't exist so worst Zoan to have is probably Koala. Basically a worse Sloth. Then again they do have sharp enough claws and in the manga one is even a Jailer Beast, so who can say. I guess it comes down to personal preference. As for me, I wouldn't want to eat a Slug fruit.
 
#18
I can you guys never fucked with terra formars a bug zoan scaled up to OP human would be great.
That was literally the first thing that came to mind when people said an insect zoan would be useless

The Cockroaches in Terraformars were horrifying specifically because they were scaled up to human size while keeping all of their advantages

The humans injected with Bug DNA were similarly powerful for the same reason

An insect zoan would be disgustingly powerful if their advantages remain but are scaled up to the size of a human
 
#20
Male anglerfish or hyena.

I echo the bug/creepy crawly opinion. It is NOT worth the abilities IMO.

I like crabs and crustaceans but they have no luck.

Also no animal/creature which gives me biological immortality or longevity. I'd get bored living that long.

Mf, Is phoenix not a zoan df?
You don't want to be a phoenix user?

Cause the post is about Zoans you don't want. I misread it myself at first.
 
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