Kaido: "But I don't want to go to God Valley... I'm an atheist."
Linlin: "You remember how much you liked McMarinefords Buster Call Burgers, before they got shut down for putting Amber Lead in the cooking oils? I hear there's a really good fast food joint called 'McCuckolds' on God Valley. 'Taste the burger juicier than Shakky's lips, pressed between the smoothest buns on the Seven Seas'.
Kaido: "You know I grew out of fastfood, Linlin. You just want to go to McCuckolds to eat the whole restaurant out of business."
Linlin: "Nah, I just want the Devil Fruits."
Kaido: "Then why bring up McCuckolds?"
Katakuri: "Uncle Kaido, I want a Joy Boy Meal!"
Kaido: "...Fine, we'll go to McCuckolds. Just don't let your Mom eat the mascot, like last time."
Linlin: "WHY IS IT MY FAULT THEY DECIDED TO MAKE A MASCOT WITH A BURGER HEAD, ANYONE COULD GET CONFUSED BY THAT!"
Kaido: "You kept chewing, even after blood exploded from his neck, and Newgate started screaming at you to stop!"
Linlin: "I THOUGHT THEY USED TOO MUCH KETCHUP, IT'S NOT MY DAMN FAULT, KAIDO!" (leaves in anger)
Katakuri: "YAY! A JOY BOY MEAL?!? I love you Uncle Kaido!"
Kaido: "God dang it... not around the rest of the crew, you brat! Ah, hell.... Uncle Kaido loves you, too, Kata-chan. Wanna go raid all the food off a Marine ship for your Mama, to fix her mood?"
Katakuri: "YAY! PLUNDERING WITH UNCLE KAIDO!"
I just want a whole chapter of Katakuri hanging out with Kaido