I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in Cipher Pol and I've been involved in numerous secret raids in the New World and I have over 300 confirmed bounty claims. I am trained in rokushiki warfare and I'm the top admiral in the entire marine armed forces. You're nothing to me but just another pirate. I will wipe you the fuck out with haki the likes of which have never been seen before in the Grand Line mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Den Den Mushi? Think again fucker. As we speak I'm contacting my secret network of government agents across Mariejois and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm maggot. The storm of D. that will wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your nakama. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my devil fruit. Not only am I extensively trained in ryuou combat but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Marine HQ and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable crew off the face of the ocean, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking CoC. But you couldn't, you didn't and now you're paying the price you goddamn idiot. I will shit seastone all over you and you will drown in it.
You're fucking dead, pirate.