Spoiler One Piece Chapter 1172 Spoilers Discussion
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LMFAO, I'd love this unironically. Would be fucking hilarious to see Saturn and Kizaru pull up on Egghead with "3 Yonkos" awaiting them. Or even better, Kaido goes with Kidd and Big Mom with Law for some reason, both prevent their unfortunate, brutal fates with Kaido facing Shanks (and thus it isnt offscreened this time THANKS ODA) and we finally get my wishful dream of Big Mom having a twerk off with Blackbeard like in my fanfics.
TITLE: THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE (OF FLAB) LOCATION:
A reinforced coliseum on Hachinosu (Pirate Island). The ground is reinforced with Sea Prism Stone to prevent total planetary collapse.
THE JUDGES:
MORGANS (The Albatross) (Into a Transponder Snail, hysterical) BIG NEWS! BIG NEEEWS! The Grand Line has never seen a clash of Haki this dense! Two Emperors! One dance floor! The winner takes... MY SANITY!
CROWD (A mix of cheering and vomiting)
BLACKBEARD (Steps into the ring. He takes a bite of a cherry pie, crumbs falling into his chest hair.) ZEHAHAHAHA! You think you can handle the darkness, Linlin? My gravity pulls everything in! Even the beat!
BIG MOM (Drooling, eyes spinning) MAMAMAMAMA! Is that a challenge, Teach? I’m craving something sweet... and VICTORY tastes like marzipan! PROMETHEUS! ZEUS! Get the beat ready!
PROMETHEUS (Sweating nervous fire) Yes, Mama! Please don't eat me!
(The beat drops. It is a distorted, bass-boosted version of "Binks' Sake" mixed with screaming.)
SCENE 2: THE QUAKE-QUAKE CLAP
BLACKBEARD Alright, watch this! BLACK VORTEX... OF BOOTY!
(Blackbeard turns around. He assumes the position. He activates the Gura Gura no Mi (Quake-Quake Fruit).)
BLACKBEARD LIBERATION!
(He claps his cheeks. The air literally cracks like glass. A shockwave ripples through the stadium.)
CROWD MEMBER #1 MY EYES! THE VIBRATIONS ARE LIQUEFYING MY ORGANS!
KAIDO (Sobbing, chugging sake) WORORORO! It’s beautiful! It reminds me of the day I fell from the Sky Island... but heavier! 10 POINTS!
SHANKS (Whispering) I bet my arm on the new generation. I made a mistake.
BLACKBEARD ZEHAHAHA! feel the tremors! That’s a magnitude 9.5 on the Richter scale, baby!
(Blackbeard begins to isolate his glutes. With every pop, a small tsunami forms in the ocean outside.)
JESUS BURGESS WEEEHAHAHA! LOOK AT THE CAPTAIN GO! THAT’S THE PHYSIQUE OF A CHAMPION!
VAN AUGUR (Cleaning his monocle) Fate... is cruel.
SCENE 3: SOUL POCUS POP
BIG MOM Is that all, you brat? You shake the earth? I shake the SOUL!
(Big Mom pushes Blackbeard aside. She is roughly the size of a small mountain.)
BIG MOM LIFE... OR TWERK?!
(A green aura spreads across the audience. Fodder pirates instantly faint, their souls leaving their bodies in the shape of twerking ghosts.)
BIG MOM NAPOLEON! SWORD STYLE: BOOTY BLADE!
(Napoleon transforms into a subwoofer. Big Mom drops it low. The ground beneath her instantly turns into Mochi (thanks to Katakuri watching in horror from the sidelines) just to cushion the impact.)
BIG MOM Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma! Watch the jiggle! It’s Haki-infused!
(She coats her rear in Armament Haki. It turns jet black and shiny. She begins to bounce. The sound is like cannon fire: BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.)
BUGGY (Head floating ten feet in the air to avoid the shockwaves) SHE’S USING ADVANCED CONQUEROR’S HAKI... ON HER GLUTES?! THE SKY IS SPLITTING!
(Indeed, the clouds above split apart, not from a sword clash, but from the sheer rotational force of Big Mom’s hips.)
KATAKURI (Looking into the future) I see... nothing. The future refuses to be seen.
SCENE 4: THE CLASH OF EMPERORS
BLACKBEARD You’re good, old hag! But can you handle TWO Devil Fruits at once?!
BIG MOM Come at me, Teach! I’ll turn your beard into a homie and make it dance salsa!
(They turn back-to-back. The music speeds up to an unholy tempo.)
BLACKBEARD DARKNESS...
BIG MOM HEAVENLY...
BOTH booty CRASH!!!
(They collide. Physics breaks down.)
SHANKS (Stands up, draws Gryphon) This ends now. This is a threat level greater than the Void Century.
KAIDO (Passed out, dreaming of being a fish) Worororo... hic.
BLACKBEARD ZEHAHAHA! I CAN FEEL IT! THE ONE PIECE... THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
BIG MOM WEDDING CAAAAAAAKE!!!
SCENE 5: THE AFTERMATH
(The island of Hachinosu has cracked in half. Smoke rises from the arena. The judges' table is destroyed.)
MORGANS (Feathers ruffled, beak crooked) Unbelievable! It’s a draw! The structure couldn’t handle the sheer mass!
(Blackbeard is lying on the ground, panting, eating another pie. Big Mom is asleep, a bubble of snot inflating and deflating.)
BUGGY (Trembling) Who won? Shank? Kaido? Who won?
SHANKS (Walking away into the sunset, looking aged 50 years) Nobody, Buggy. Nobody won. We all lost.
(Camera pans to Akainu at Marineford, watching on a monitor.)
AKAINU ...Exterminate all pirates. Immediately.
FADE TO BLACK.
(Sound of one final, distant "Zehahaha" echoing in the void.)
TITLE: THE RUMBLE IN THE JUNGLE (OF FLAB) LOCATION:
A reinforced coliseum on Hachinosu (Pirate Island). The ground is reinforced with Sea Prism Stone to prevent total planetary collapse.
THE JUDGES:
- KAIDO: Currently on his 45th barrel of sake. Weeping uncontrollably.
- SHANKS: Staring blankly at the floor, questioning his role in the balance of power.
- BUGGY THE CLOWN: Screaming internally, his eyes popping out of his skull.
- MARSHALL D. TEACH (BLACKBEARD): Oiled up. Holding a cherry pie.
- CHARLOTTE LINLIN (BIG MOM): Wearing a reinforced prom dress. Napoleon is currently a boombox.
MORGANS (The Albatross) (Into a Transponder Snail, hysterical) BIG NEWS! BIG NEEEWS! The Grand Line has never seen a clash of Haki this dense! Two Emperors! One dance floor! The winner takes... MY SANITY!
CROWD (A mix of cheering and vomiting)
BLACKBEARD (Steps into the ring. He takes a bite of a cherry pie, crumbs falling into his chest hair.) ZEHAHAHAHA! You think you can handle the darkness, Linlin? My gravity pulls everything in! Even the beat!
BIG MOM (Drooling, eyes spinning) MAMAMAMAMA! Is that a challenge, Teach? I’m craving something sweet... and VICTORY tastes like marzipan! PROMETHEUS! ZEUS! Get the beat ready!
PROMETHEUS (Sweating nervous fire) Yes, Mama! Please don't eat me!
(The beat drops. It is a distorted, bass-boosted version of "Binks' Sake" mixed with screaming.)
SCENE 2: THE QUAKE-QUAKE CLAP
BLACKBEARD Alright, watch this! BLACK VORTEX... OF BOOTY!
(Blackbeard turns around. He assumes the position. He activates the Gura Gura no Mi (Quake-Quake Fruit).)
BLACKBEARD LIBERATION!
(He claps his cheeks. The air literally cracks like glass. A shockwave ripples through the stadium.)
CROWD MEMBER #1 MY EYES! THE VIBRATIONS ARE LIQUEFYING MY ORGANS!
KAIDO (Sobbing, chugging sake) WORORORO! It’s beautiful! It reminds me of the day I fell from the Sky Island... but heavier! 10 POINTS!
SHANKS (Whispering) I bet my arm on the new generation. I made a mistake.
BLACKBEARD ZEHAHAHA! feel the tremors! That’s a magnitude 9.5 on the Richter scale, baby!
(Blackbeard begins to isolate his glutes. With every pop, a small tsunami forms in the ocean outside.)
JESUS BURGESS WEEEHAHAHA! LOOK AT THE CAPTAIN GO! THAT’S THE PHYSIQUE OF A CHAMPION!
VAN AUGUR (Cleaning his monocle) Fate... is cruel.
SCENE 3: SOUL POCUS POP
BIG MOM Is that all, you brat? You shake the earth? I shake the SOUL!
(Big Mom pushes Blackbeard aside. She is roughly the size of a small mountain.)
BIG MOM LIFE... OR TWERK?!
(A green aura spreads across the audience. Fodder pirates instantly faint, their souls leaving their bodies in the shape of twerking ghosts.)
BIG MOM NAPOLEON! SWORD STYLE: BOOTY BLADE!
(Napoleon transforms into a subwoofer. Big Mom drops it low. The ground beneath her instantly turns into Mochi (thanks to Katakuri watching in horror from the sidelines) just to cushion the impact.)
BIG MOM Ma-Ma-Ma-Ma! Watch the jiggle! It’s Haki-infused!
(She coats her rear in Armament Haki. It turns jet black and shiny. She begins to bounce. The sound is like cannon fire: BOOM. BOOM. BOOM.)
BUGGY (Head floating ten feet in the air to avoid the shockwaves) SHE’S USING ADVANCED CONQUEROR’S HAKI... ON HER GLUTES?! THE SKY IS SPLITTING!
(Indeed, the clouds above split apart, not from a sword clash, but from the sheer rotational force of Big Mom’s hips.)
KATAKURI (Looking into the future) I see... nothing. The future refuses to be seen.
SCENE 4: THE CLASH OF EMPERORS
BLACKBEARD You’re good, old hag! But can you handle TWO Devil Fruits at once?!
BIG MOM Come at me, Teach! I’ll turn your beard into a homie and make it dance salsa!
(They turn back-to-back. The music speeds up to an unholy tempo.)
BLACKBEARD DARKNESS...
BIG MOM HEAVENLY...
BOTH booty CRASH!!!
(They collide. Physics breaks down.)
- Blackbeard uses the Darkness Fruit to absorb the light in the room, leaving only the sound of wet slapping meat and terrifying laughter.
- Big Mom uses Prometheus to light her hair on fire for dramatic effect.
SHANKS (Stands up, draws Gryphon) This ends now. This is a threat level greater than the Void Century.
KAIDO (Passed out, dreaming of being a fish) Worororo... hic.
BLACKBEARD ZEHAHAHA! I CAN FEEL IT! THE ONE PIECE... THE ONE PIECE IS REAL!!!
BIG MOM WEDDING CAAAAAAAKE!!!
SCENE 5: THE AFTERMATH
(The island of Hachinosu has cracked in half. Smoke rises from the arena. The judges' table is destroyed.)
MORGANS (Feathers ruffled, beak crooked) Unbelievable! It’s a draw! The structure couldn’t handle the sheer mass!
(Blackbeard is lying on the ground, panting, eating another pie. Big Mom is asleep, a bubble of snot inflating and deflating.)
BUGGY (Trembling) Who won? Shank? Kaido? Who won?
SHANKS (Walking away into the sunset, looking aged 50 years) Nobody, Buggy. Nobody won. We all lost.
(Camera pans to Akainu at Marineford, watching on a monitor.)
AKAINU ...Exterminate all pirates. Immediately.
FADE TO BLACK.
(Sound of one final, distant "Zehahaha" echoing in the void.)
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LMAOOOOOO @Tyki_Mikk YOU GOAT
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