as a child i had an audiobook called something like the best tales of william shakespeare. with shortened and modern language. i liked hamlet, midsummer night's dream and macbeth. romeo and juliet was icky, i considered romance gay. at around the same time i also watched one piece on tv. i think i liked one piece alot more, so my 6-10 (not sure) year old self would have agreed strongly with mr blah.
today as a mature adult, i must say that the earl of oxford was a more skilled storyteller. nontheless they might read one piece in european schools instead of "shakespeare's" plays in the future. literacy is in sharp decline. the "diverse" student population would do alot better with pictures instead of paragraphs of text already. soon they will control their devices soley through verbal commands. but don't worry, that is also how goethe wrote his later works. he dictated them to his secretaries. such progress. everyone can be goethe now. what great art awaits us. even greater works than oda's are coming...