This trial is a complete sham and a waste of tax player dollars
I move my client has every right to leave this so called "fan club"
The fuck? Waste of tax payer dollars?
What?
You're getting paid?
Where the fuck do I get paid??? Ya'll are getting paid for this and I'm not?
Aw nahhhhh, it's backstabbing time. Sometimes the clown knife is rubber, sometimes it's real.
I want 1,000,000 Berry in my account by morning, or I'm releasing the files on what Reloaded did in the Shrek Universe.
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OHHHH PLAYER DOLLARS, nevermind, ahahaha, what Shrek Files, I don't have any Shrek files (lights a match)
I actually question the entire integrity of this courtroom and its judges, because how am I even allowed to be a lawyer in the first place, when I actually killed Mrs. Reloaded, and AL refused to convict me due to personal biases against Pot and Bepo?
Why am I representing this man when I have committed crimes against him? Why am I even allowed in this trial?
I think it might be time to summon the flaming hair demon using Mrs. Reloaded's fermented soul...
Aye, Yoho, you got an goats lying around? If this trial gets rigged, I'm summoning the fucking flaming hair demon.
I'm still pissed AL refused to convict me, damn it. When will I get to be guilty?
