Controversial Naruto's Timeline is horrible

[Dettles]

Kishimoto was horrible at creating a coherent timeline. Constantly Retconning events and changing history.
We know nothing about any of the First Three Great Ninja Wars. When they started, who was involved, how long they were. Or how long were there periods of peace between the Wars.
Even things like when Tsunade left the Leaf village is confusing. Did she leave after the Second War when Dan died? Or after the Third, since she knew about Naruto before they met. Even Kishimoto doesn't know.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Kishimoto was horrible at creating a coherent timeline. Constantly Retconning events and changing history.
We know nothing about any of the First Three Great Ninja Wars. When they started, who was involved, how long they were. Or how long were there periods of peace between the Wars.
Even things like when Tsunade left the Leaf village is confusing. Did she leave after the Second War when Dan died? Or after the Third, since she knew about Naruto before they met. Even Kishimoto doesn't know.

Incorrect

 

[NikaInParis]

Yeah, the history of the world felt like a long weekend at times. The first Hokage was Tsunade's grandpa, so he's within living memory of the oldest people in the manga yet he's talked about as some sort of legendary figure from hundreds of years ago.
Hell, Konohagakure, being founded by Hashirama and Madara, shoukd be around the 100 year mark.
A hundred year old building in my neck of the woods is considered new lmao

 

[Juanpiz]

Yeah, the history of the world felt like a long weekend at times. The first Hokage was Tsunade's grandpa, so he's within living memory of the oldest people in the manga yet he's talked about as some sort of legendary figure from hundreds of years ago.
Hell, Konohagakure, being founded by Hashirama and Madara, shoukd be around the 100 year mark.
A hundred year old building in my neck of the woods is considered new lmao

Some people reach Age of 100 years lol

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Yeah, the history of the world felt like a long weekend at times. The first Hokage was Tsunade's grandpa, so he's within living memory of the oldest people in the manga yet he's talked about as some sort of legendary figure from hundreds of years ago.
Hell, Konohagakure, being founded by Hashirama and Madara, shoukd be around the 100 year mark.
A hundred year old building in my neck of the woods is considered new lmao

It’s like WW2. Major world shaking event but not more than 90 years before us.

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

Don’t even get me started on Itachi’s age during the Uchiha Massacre & when he joined Akatsuki.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Kishimoto was horrible at creating a coherent timeline. Constantly Retconning events and changing history.
We know nothing about any of the First Three Great Ninja Wars. When they started, who was involved, how long they were. Or how long were there periods of peace between the Wars.
Even things like when Tsunade left the Leaf village is confusing. Did she leave after the Second War when Dan died? Or after the Third, since she knew about Naruto before they met. Even Kishimoto doesn't know.

Shibai 3000+ years old

Hagaromo is old asf

Princess Kaguya Ōtsutsuki eats the fruit of the Shinju tree, becoming the first ever to use chakra. (1,000 years ago)

Naruto timeline> One Piss timeline

Naruto takes place during a pre modern setting.
Like 1900 AD. ish.
Therefore Naruto actually goes further back comparatively to the real world timeline than One Piece.

 

[Dettles]

Shibai 3000+ years old

Hagaromo is old asf

Princess Kaguya Ōtsutsuki eats the fruit of the Shinju tree, becoming the first ever to use chakra. (1,000 years ago)

Naruto timeline> One Piss timeline

Naruto takes place during a pre modern setting.
Like 1800 AD. ish.
Therefore Naruto actually goes further back comparatively to the real world timeline than One Piece.

Naruto has Electricity Movies and Wireless Communication. Even in the First Hokage's day.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Naruto has Electricity Movies and Wireless Communication. Even in the First Hokage's day.

What about in Shibai’s day?

 

[Dettles]

Shibai 3000+ years old

Hagaromo is old asf

Princess Kaguya Ōtsutsuki eats the fruit of the Shinju tree, becoming the first ever to use chakra. (1,000 years ago)

Naruto timeline> One Piss timeline

Naruto takes place during a pre modern setting.
Like 1900 AD. ish.
Therefore Naruto actually goes further back comparatively to the real world timeline than One Piece.

Elbaph is 8000 years old. Alabasta was founded 4000 years ago.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Elbaph is 8000 years old. Alabasta was founded 4000 years ago.

Ok I stand corrected I just wanted glaze Naruto lmao. 🤣

 

[Dettles]

What about in Shibai’s day?

Elbaph is 8000 years old and Alabasta was founded over 4000 years ago.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Elbaph is 8000 years old. Alabasta was founded 4000 years ago.

The Otsutsuki planet is at least 10,000 years old

 

[NikaInParis]

It’s like WW2. Major world shaking event but not more than 90 years before us.

The next important event before Hashirama was Hagoromo which either happened thousands of years before that or, more likely with Kishimoto, 50 years before Hashirama lmao

 

[NikaInParis]

Some people reach Age of 100 years lol

Ok? How does that add or take away from what I wrote?

 

[Dettles]

The Otsutsuki planet is at least 10,000 years old

Okay. I mean 10,000 for a planet is nothing. Our Earth is billions of years old.

But also I'm talking about recent history in Naruto.

The First Hokage died in the last fifty years and is spoken about as if he was a legend from a distance time. Both the First and Second Hokages died during the First Great War but we have no idea how long the Second was actually Hokage for, it could have been months or even years, because we don't know how long the Great Ninja Wars lasted.

Even the Hinata Kidnapping doesn't actually fit into the timeline. because we are told they were there to sign the peace treaty. But the Third Great War ended almost a decade before that.

 

[Juanpiz]

Ok? How does that add or take away from what I wrote?

The Village creation isnt so Long ago despite the flashback about this Event

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

The next important event before Hashirama was Hagoromo which either happened thousands of years before that or, more likely with Kishimoto, 50 years before Hashirama lmao

No that was 1000 years back

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Okay. I mean 10,000 for a planet is nothing. Our Earth is billions of years old.

But also I'm talking about recent history in Naruto.

The First Hokage died in the last fifty years and is spoken about as if he was a legend from a distance time. Both the First and Second Hokages died during the First Great War but we have no idea how long the Second was actually Hokage for, it could have been months or even years, because we don't know how long the Great Ninja Wars lasted.

Even the Hinata Kidnapping doesn't actually fit into the timeline. because we are told they were there to sign the peace treaty. But the Third Great War ended almost a decade before that.

Bro Naruto is like 12 that shit is ancient to him aka who we see the world through

 

[Dettles]

Bro Naruto is like 12 that shit is ancient to him aka who we see the world through

But it's not just him. It's even the adults like Kakashi thinking if someone was old enough to fight the First Hokage was immortal. And even the Anbu not knowing what the First and Second Hokage actually look like. When they were Edo Tensei'd during the Orochimaru vs Third fight.