Versus Battle 200 Unarmed Men vs Polar Bear

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Good luck reaching the height of an adult elephant's eyes without falling down or it's genitals without being fucked by the legs
There is no hope of nut-shotting an elephant. They have internal testes. :risicheck:
I knew elephants had internal testes but I didn't realise they were that far inside the body.
We ain't pulling a Johnny Cage on Dumbo over there. :risisweat:
 

Daniel

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If enough people latch onto the polar bear from behind, and a few others grab each leg to restrain it, the sheer weight and strength of the group should be able to slow its movements considerably. Polar bears are not immune to being overwhelmed by coordinated force when they are partially restrained, and the human side have 200 men at their disposal here.

From there, the others could gouge the polar bear's eyes out and begin dealing damage, as long as the men are strong enough to breach its natural defenses (thick fur, dense muscle). Extremely dangerous because this strategy is 100% going to result in the deaths of the first ten-something men here, but with sufficient numbers and proper coordination, this strategy should theoretically work?
 

Rej

Holy Simp
Interesting. I think the 200 men can easily bum rush the Polar Bear and pin it enough to finish it if it can be surprised

If its chasing it down and the bear knows what's happening thats gonna be a lot tougher. You'd probably lose about half of those 200 but could still get it done.

Now if its 200 men vs me, I'm ready

lmao, my chad
 
It wouldn't even take two hundred piling on to suffocate it, I was just making a hypothetical with the total.

Realistically, five or six men could easily hold down each of its limbs, just their weight alone would be more than a polar bear can lift, and once you add the force the men would exert with their muscles as well, the bear would be helpless.
Are you on crack?
 
There is no hope of nut-shotting an elephant. They have internal testes. :risicheck:

We ain't pulling a Johnny Cage on Dumbo over there. :risisweat:
LMAO. We and the animal kingdom are so lucky elephants are herbivores and the "cool retired unc" of the animal kingdom. We really take it for granted. We've already seen how dangerous these guys are when they crash out but good lord if they were carnivores then it would actually be over for the rest :gokulaugh:
 
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