Versus Battle 200 Unarmed Men vs Polar Bear

[MonsterKaido]

 

[Sentinel]

 

[Juanpiz]

Good thing the feather fellas Are mostly chill

Post automatically merged: Apr 29, 2025

Pingu nooo

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

Not as scary as Kuzan's penguin at least

 

[TheAncientCenturion]

**Short version:**
If—and it’s a big *if*—all 200 average, unarmed men stay calm, rush the bear together, and are willing to accept serious casualties, they probably overwhelm and kill the polar bear. In any scenario where they hesitate, break ranks, or attack piecemeal, the bear tears through them until the crowd panics and flees.

---

### Why the bear is terrifying

| Trait | Polar bear | Average adult man |
|-------|------------|-------------------|
| Mass | ≈ 450–600 kg (1,000-1,300 lb) | ≈ 80 kg (175 lb) |
| Bite force | > 5,300 N (≈ 1,200 psi) | ≈ 890 N (200 psi) |
| Claws | 6–10 cm, razor-sharp | Fingernails |
| Hide/fat | ≥ 10 cm of dense fat & hide | ≈ 2–3 mm skin |
| One-blow lethality | Skull-crushing swipe | Punch/kick that rarely KOs even one opponent |
| Sprint speed | 40 km/h (25 mph) | 20 km/h (12 mph) |
| Pain tolerance | Extremely high | Low-moderate |

A polar bear kills large seals with a single bite and has survived shotgun salvos. One swipe can split a human ribcage or take off a head.

---

### Why numbers *can* beat the bear

1. **Sheer mass:**
200 men ≈ 16 t of body weight vs. a ½-ton bear. If they truly pile on, the bear is physically pinned.

2. **Angle of attack:**
Four limbs, one mouth—that’s five “weapons.” Once 15-20 people are on each limb and another 20-30 flood its back, the bear can’t swing freely.

3. **Vulnerable points:**
Eyes and throat aren’t protected by the fat layer. 200 sets of hands can gouge and crush those targets.

4. **Bear stamina:**
Bears are explosive sprinters, not marathon fighters. After ~90 seconds of frantic slashing while buried under hundreds of kilos of people, it will fatigue and overheat.

---

### Why it still goes badly for the humans

* **Psychology:** most “average” people freeze or bolt when a 600-kg predator barrels toward them. If even 20 % hesitate, the swarm fails.
* **Casualties:** the first 30-50 who make contact are maimed or killed almost instantly. Even in a “human-victory” scenario, dozens die, many more suffer life-changing injuries.
* **Coordination barrier:** to win, the men must act like a disciplined military phalanx, not a crowd of strangers. That’s unlikely without training or a plan.

---

### Likeliest outcomes

| Crowd behaviour | Probable winner | Casualties |
|-----------------|-----------------|------------|
| **Coordinated, all-in rush** | Humans | 30-80 dead, 100+ seriously injured |
| **Hesitant, staggered attacks** | Polar bear | Bear may kill 60-100 before crowd flees; minimal bear injury |
| **Panic & flight** | Polar bear | Bear kills those it catches; most escape, bear wins the “fight” |

---

### Verdict

- **In a controlled experiment where every man is forced to fight to the death and they charge together, the *200 men prevail*, but it’s a pyrrhic victory.**
- **Under realistic psychology, the *polar bear usually wins*; crowds don’t coordinate under mortal terror.**

Either way, it’s a grisly, unethical scenario better left as a thought experiment.

Chatgpts verdict

 

[LolonoisZolo]

**Short version:**
If—and it’s a big *if*—all 200 average, unarmed men stay calm, rush the bear together, and are willing to accept serious casualties, they probably overwhelm and kill the polar bear. In any scenario where they hesitate, break ranks, or attack piecemeal, the bear tears through them until the crowd panics and flees.

---

### Why the bear is terrifying

| Trait | Polar bear | Average adult man |
|-------|------------|-------------------|
| Mass | ≈ 450–600 kg (1,000-1,300 lb) | ≈ 80 kg (175 lb) |
| Bite force | > 5,300 N (≈ 1,200 psi) | ≈ 890 N (200 psi) |
| Claws | 6–10 cm, razor-sharp | Fingernails |
| Hide/fat | ≥ 10 cm of dense fat & hide | ≈ 2–3 mm skin |
| One-blow lethality | Skull-crushing swipe | Punch/kick that rarely KOs even one opponent |
| Sprint speed | 40 km/h (25 mph) | 20 km/h (12 mph) |
| Pain tolerance | Extremely high | Low-moderate |

A polar bear kills large seals with a single bite and has survived shotgun salvos. One swipe can split a human ribcage or take off a head.

---

### Why numbers *can* beat the bear

1. **Sheer mass:**
200 men ≈ 16 t of body weight vs. a ½-ton bear. If they truly pile on, the bear is physically pinned.

2. **Angle of attack:**
Four limbs, one mouth—that’s five “weapons.” Once 15-20 people are on each limb and another 20-30 flood its back, the bear can’t swing freely.

3. **Vulnerable points:**
Eyes and throat aren’t protected by the fat layer. 200 sets of hands can gouge and crush those targets.

4. **Bear stamina:**
Bears are explosive sprinters, not marathon fighters. After ~90 seconds of frantic slashing while buried under hundreds of kilos of people, it will fatigue and overheat.

---

### Why it still goes badly for the humans

* **Psychology:** most “average” people freeze or bolt when a 600-kg predator barrels toward them. If even 20 % hesitate, the swarm fails.
* **Casualties:** the first 30-50 who make contact are maimed or killed almost instantly. Even in a “human-victory” scenario, dozens die, many more suffer life-changing injuries.
* **Coordination barrier:** to win, the men must act like a disciplined military phalanx, not a crowd of strangers. That’s unlikely without training or a plan.

---

### Likeliest outcomes

| Crowd behaviour | Probable winner | Casualties |
|-----------------|-----------------|------------|
| **Coordinated, all-in rush** | Humans | 30-80 dead, 100+ seriously injured |
| **Hesitant, staggered attacks** | Polar bear | Bear may kill 60-100 before crowd flees; minimal bear injury |
| **Panic & flight** | Polar bear | Bear kills those it catches; most escape, bear wins the “fight” |

---

### Verdict

- **In a controlled experiment where every man is forced to fight to the death and they charge together, the *200 men prevail*, but it’s a pyrrhic victory.**
- **Under realistic psychology, the *polar bear usually wins*; crowds don’t coordinate under mortal terror.**

Either way, it’s a grisly, unethical scenario better left as a thought experiment.

Chatgpts verdict

This is true but the scenario where ''psychology'' comes into play is too specific and can be tweaked as we please. In these fake scenarios, it's better to stay simple.
200 mindless bloodthirsty average sized men vs a mindless bloodthirsty average sized white bear is the scenario in play here (or so I'd like to think).

 

[Roo]

**Short version:**
If—and it’s a big *if*—all 200 average, unarmed men stay calm, rush the bear together, and are willing to accept serious casualties, they probably overwhelm and kill the polar bear. In any scenario where they hesitate, break ranks, or attack piecemeal, the bear tears through them until the crowd panics and flees.

---

### Why the bear is terrifying

| Trait | Polar bear | Average adult man |
|-------|------------|-------------------|
| Mass | ≈ 450–600 kg (1,000-1,300 lb) | ≈ 80 kg (175 lb) |
| Bite force | > 5,300 N (≈ 1,200 psi) | ≈ 890 N (200 psi) |
| Claws | 6–10 cm, razor-sharp | Fingernails |
| Hide/fat | ≥ 10 cm of dense fat & hide | ≈ 2–3 mm skin |
| One-blow lethality | Skull-crushing swipe | Punch/kick that rarely KOs even one opponent |
| Sprint speed | 40 km/h (25 mph) | 20 km/h (12 mph) |
| Pain tolerance | Extremely high | Low-moderate |

A polar bear kills large seals with a single bite and has survived shotgun salvos. One swipe can split a human ribcage or take off a head.

---

### Why numbers *can* beat the bear

1. **Sheer mass:**
200 men ≈ 16 t of body weight vs. a ½-ton bear. If they truly pile on, the bear is physically pinned.

2. **Angle of attack:**
Four limbs, one mouth—that’s five “weapons.” Once 15-20 people are on each limb and another 20-30 flood its back, the bear can’t swing freely.

3. **Vulnerable points:**
Eyes and throat aren’t protected by the fat layer. 200 sets of hands can gouge and crush those targets.

4. **Bear stamina:**
Bears are explosive sprinters, not marathon fighters. After ~90 seconds of frantic slashing while buried under hundreds of kilos of people, it will fatigue and overheat.

---

### Why it still goes badly for the humans

* **Psychology:** most “average” people freeze or bolt when a 600-kg predator barrels toward them. If even 20 % hesitate, the swarm fails.
* **Casualties:** the first 30-50 who make contact are maimed or killed almost instantly. Even in a “human-victory” scenario, dozens die, many more suffer life-changing injuries.
* **Coordination barrier:** to win, the men must act like a disciplined military phalanx, not a crowd of strangers. That’s unlikely without training or a plan.

---

### Likeliest outcomes

| Crowd behaviour | Probable winner | Casualties |
|-----------------|-----------------|------------|
| **Coordinated, all-in rush** | Humans | 30-80 dead, 100+ seriously injured |
| **Hesitant, staggered attacks** | Polar bear | Bear may kill 60-100 before crowd flees; minimal bear injury |
| **Panic & flight** | Polar bear | Bear kills those it catches; most escape, bear wins the “fight” |

---

### Verdict

- **In a controlled experiment where every man is forced to fight to the death and they charge together, the *200 men prevail*, but it’s a pyrrhic victory.**
- **Under realistic psychology, the *polar bear usually wins*; crowds don’t coordinate under mortal terror.**

Either way, it’s a grisly, unethical scenario better left as a thought experiment.

Chatgpts verdict

The psychology factor is flawed because it doesn’t take into account the bear’s psychology at all. Animals are not robots, and if a bear sees 200 mid sized animals charging at it it will try to escape

these animals have survival instincts

 

[SakazOuki]

Would you be afraid of a Big Bunch of ducks?

You compare the difference between man and gorilla to man and duck?
Lmfao

 

[SakazOuki]

**Short version:**
If—and it’s a big *if*—all 200 average, unarmed men stay calm, rush the bear together, and are willing to accept serious casualties, they probably overwhelm and kill the polar bear. In any scenario where they hesitate, break ranks, or attack piecemeal, the bear tears through them until the crowd panics and flees.

---

### Why the bear is terrifying

| Trait | Polar bear | Average adult man |
|-------|------------|-------------------|
| Mass | ≈ 450–600 kg (1,000-1,300 lb) | ≈ 80 kg (175 lb) |
| Bite force | > 5,300 N (≈ 1,200 psi) | ≈ 890 N (200 psi) |
| Claws | 6–10 cm, razor-sharp | Fingernails |
| Hide/fat | ≥ 10 cm of dense fat & hide | ≈ 2–3 mm skin |
| One-blow lethality | Skull-crushing swipe | Punch/kick that rarely KOs even one opponent |
| Sprint speed | 40 km/h (25 mph) | 20 km/h (12 mph) |
| Pain tolerance | Extremely high | Low-moderate |

A polar bear kills large seals with a single bite and has survived shotgun salvos. One swipe can split a human ribcage or take off a head.

---

### Why numbers *can* beat the bear

1. **Sheer mass:**
200 men ≈ 16 t of body weight vs. a ½-ton bear. If they truly pile on, the bear is physically pinned.

2. **Angle of attack:**
Four limbs, one mouth—that’s five “weapons.” Once 15-20 people are on each limb and another 20-30 flood its back, the bear can’t swing freely.

3. **Vulnerable points:**
Eyes and throat aren’t protected by the fat layer. 200 sets of hands can gouge and crush those targets.

4. **Bear stamina:**
Bears are explosive sprinters, not marathon fighters. After ~90 seconds of frantic slashing while buried under hundreds of kilos of people, it will fatigue and overheat.

---

### Why it still goes badly for the humans

* **Psychology:** most “average” people freeze or bolt when a 600-kg predator barrels toward them. If even 20 % hesitate, the swarm fails.
* **Casualties:** the first 30-50 who make contact are maimed or killed almost instantly. Even in a “human-victory” scenario, dozens die, many more suffer life-changing injuries.
* **Coordination barrier:** to win, the men must act like a disciplined military phalanx, not a crowd of strangers. That’s unlikely without training or a plan.

---

### Likeliest outcomes

| Crowd behaviour | Probable winner | Casualties |
|-----------------|-----------------|------------|
| **Coordinated, all-in rush** | Humans | 30-80 dead, 100+ seriously injured |
| **Hesitant, staggered attacks** | Polar bear | Bear may kill 60-100 before crowd flees; minimal bear injury |
| **Panic & flight** | Polar bear | Bear kills those it catches; most escape, bear wins the “fight” |

---

### Verdict

- **In a controlled experiment where every man is forced to fight to the death and they charge together, the *200 men prevail*, but it’s a pyrrhic victory.**
- **Under realistic psychology, the *polar bear usually wins*; crowds don’t coordinate under mortal terror.**

Either way, it’s a grisly, unethical scenario better left as a thought experiment.

Chatgpts verdict

Give me 12 good men and I'll impregnate the bitch

 

[DoflaMihawk]

The bear wins, and I'm on the side of the 100 men against the gorilla.

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Similar to the current popular topic, who wins between a Polar Bear and 200 Unarmed Men.

For context: This is a polar bear standing next to a human

Polar bear stats (average)
500kg (1210 lbs)
40kph(25mph) while running
2.3 metres

So who wins

Location is in a snowy region as those were the conditions of the original tweet

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Men win if a coordinated military force. Humans are famous for their endurance.

They can't beat the Polar Bear in a fair fight, but they will exhaust it with diversions, and when it's tired, kill it.

If it's modern men the Polar Bear gonna be as fat as Gear 5 Bepo going Tank-Man.

Post automatically merged: Apr 29, 2025

Give me 12 good men and I'll impregnate the bitch

Spoiler: It's Polar Bear Boobies

 

[Peroroncino]

even 20 men can beat it

 

[SakazOuki]

even 20 men can beat it

20 Brian Shaws maybe

 

[сука]

200 is such a high number of bodies that the bear would get exhausted from killing them even if they just stood there.

No animal is winning a battle of attrition against humans; we're some of the only living organisms on earth who can sweat to regulate body temperature, and it's also why a human can win a long distance race against a cheetah.

Bear collapses from exhaustion before the remaining 150 men even had a chance to participate in the fight.

 

[MarineHQ]

Even more ridiculous than the 100 men vs one Gorilla.

The Bear stands no chance.

 

[Veku]

200 men is a lot of men. The hardest thing for men would be to hurt that thing.
Targeting eyes, ears and nose would be the safest choice. Trying to exhaust it as well.

Once it loses sight, men can secure a win. Many would die though.

 

[DonWick]

I can beat it alone with my American Breathing style.

 

[Kōri no kokyū]

Would you be afraid of a Big Bunch of ducks?

Animal Kingdom fact : ducks fucks anything that sucks.

Just hope they are not in numbers.

 

[Rej]

@Polar Bear thoughts on this?

 

[SakazOuki]

200 is such a high number of bodies that the bear would get exhausted from killing them even if they just stood there.

No animal is winning a battle of attrition against humans; we're some of the only living organisms on earth who can sweat to regulate body temperature, and it's also why a human can win a long distance race against a cheetah.

Bear collapses from exhaustion before the remaining 150 men even had a chance to participate in the fight.

It would have to get extremely ugly for 200 men to beat a rhino or a hippo
African elephant probably 0 chance