Ahem ahem.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
A lot has happened during this case and the Prosecution has spun a wild story, but let me re-iterate. Fiction does not make a conviction.
The prosecution has presented the following charges against my clients (@Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear ):
Allow me to walk you all through the facts of this trial.
1. Witness Testimonies
The Prosecution brought forth 3 "key witnesses" that they believed would corroborate their story. Let's talk about each one of them.
2. Evidence
The Prosecution has prided themselves in bringing forth plenty of evidence that has been "verified" but this is plain false! Members of the jury, not a single witness in today's trial has verified any "evidence" the Prosecution has brought forward! I will post some screenshots to prove my point.
According to the Prosecution, the above is apparently verified and true^
Unlike the Prosecution, the Defense has actually attempted and gotten evidence verified!
This was a verification of the following doctor's note:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
This was a verification of the following screenshot:
Both pieces of physical evidence above that were presented by the Defense were confirmed by at least one of the witnesses on the official witness roster.
3. CoC: Color of Clowns' Confession
Members of the jury, I urge you to read the following:
WE GOT A FULL BLOWN MURDER CONFESSION AND THE PROSECUTION IS COMPLETELY BLOWING IT OFF!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is SIGNIFICANT cause for reasonable doubt!
And if that wasn't enough then...
4. Other causes for reasonable doubt
Please read the following:
@TheKnightOfTheSea has spoken on the stand about @Peroroncino 's Pokemon abuse!
Dr. @Ali v2 also confirms what type of person @Peroroncino truly is!
Both of these further prove that @Bepo D. Bear is only a hero and a shiny savior!
Additionally:
Dr. @Ali v2 has given us a long and detailed account truly proving that @Pot Goblin is indeed suffering from PTSD and is simply a suffering man who is trying his best to live his life! The Prosecution can't even let a poor man be!
5. Lingering Questions
The Prosecution has failed to answer any of the facts needed for this case! They even failed to name all 3 of the victims when talking about the murders! When did these murders take place? How were they done? What were the weapons? Where were the victims killed? Who were they found by? Etc.
Members of the jury, fiction does not make a conviction.
I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
Your Honor, opposing counsel, members of the jury.
A lot has happened during this case and the Prosecution has spun a wild story, but let me re-iterate. Fiction does not make a conviction.
The prosecution has presented the following charges against my clients (@Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear ):
- First-degree murder
- Theft and grand digital larceny
- Psychological manipulation
- Forming a furry-centric criminal organization
Allow me to walk you all through the facts of this trial.
1. Witness Testimonies
The Prosecution brought forth 3 "key witnesses" that they believed would corroborate their story. Let's talk about each one of them.
- Sir Yasheen
- He suggested that anyone who likes a sinister or evil character is sinister or evil themselves. This is plain false as there are many people who enjoy villainous characters just because they are written well! Take Light Yagami or the Joker for instance.
- He also contradicted himself on the stand by saying that @Bepo D. Bear was nearly impossible to understand but yet somehow capable of manipulating the masses? How is one supposed to be manipulated by a person you don't even understand? It makes no sense!
- Pantheos
- He was bribed by the Prosecution's main attorney, @Tyki_Mikk who was then subsequently thrown in jail! Enough said.
- He was bribed by the Prosecution's main attorney, @Tyki_Mikk who was then subsequently thrown in jail! Enough said.
- kekaro
- This witness was deemed uncredible by the court due to not even being able to clearly remember the events that he was supposed to testify about! Dismissed.
2. Evidence
The Prosecution has prided themselves in bringing forth plenty of evidence that has been "verified" but this is plain false! Members of the jury, not a single witness in today's trial has verified any "evidence" the Prosecution has brought forward! I will post some screenshots to prove my point.
According to the Prosecution, the above is apparently verified and true^
Unlike the Prosecution, the Defense has actually attempted and gotten evidence verified!
This was a verification of the following doctor's note:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1As5-jQsMIcMNv8FRbaR19zxxmJMRu5BONnuBB96w8Zg/edit?pli=1&tab=t.0
This was a verification of the following screenshot:
Both pieces of physical evidence above that were presented by the Defense were confirmed by at least one of the witnesses on the official witness roster.
3. CoC: Color of Clowns' Confession
Members of the jury, I urge you to read the following:
WE GOT A FULL BLOWN MURDER CONFESSION AND THE PROSECUTION IS COMPLETELY BLOWING IT OFF!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is SIGNIFICANT cause for reasonable doubt!
And if that wasn't enough then...
4. Other causes for reasonable doubt
Please read the following:
@TheKnightOfTheSea has spoken on the stand about @Peroroncino 's Pokemon abuse!
Dr. @Ali v2 also confirms what type of person @Peroroncino truly is!
Both of these further prove that @Bepo D. Bear is only a hero and a shiny savior!
Additionally:
Dr. @Ali v2 has given us a long and detailed account truly proving that @Pot Goblin is indeed suffering from PTSD and is simply a suffering man who is trying his best to live his life! The Prosecution can't even let a poor man be!
5. Lingering Questions
The Prosecution has failed to answer any of the facts needed for this case! They even failed to name all 3 of the victims when talking about the murders! When did these murders take place? How were they done? What were the weapons? Where were the victims killed? Who were they found by? Etc.
Members of the jury, fiction does not make a conviction.
I ask that you choose facts. Choose truth.
And find @Pot Goblin and @Bepo D. Bear NOT GUILTY.
Thank you.
Your Honor, esteemed jury, and unfortunately still-present Defense…
We’ve reached the end of what has been the most chaotic courtroom display since the trial of Frankie for crimes against fashion.
Let’s recap.
The Defense has tried to paint this trial as “fiction.” That’s rich, coming from the team that brought in a poetic psychiatrist diagnosing PTSD with buttcheek placement. Apparently, psychology now lives in sitcoms. One sob on a Persian rug and suddenly we’re rewriting criminal law?
1. Witnesses? Let’s talk.
- Sir Yasheen gave a testimony that was cautious, nuanced, and based on actual experience. He raised questions about Pot Goblin’s obsession with manipulation and sinister imagery. It’s not about “liking villains” it’s about replicating them.
- Pantheos’ so-called “bribery” was public fun but let’s be honest: even without that, his testimony stood. You needed him discredited because you had no actual rebuttal.
- Kekaro? Yes, he struggled with specifics because trauma does that. Inconsistent memory is a symptom not a flaw. But even his vagueness couldn't hide the discomfort he felt with Pot.
Meanwhile, the Defense calls Bepo incomprehensible… while simultaneously saying he's too clever to be guilty? Which is it? A mumbling koala or a Machiavellian manipulator?
2. Evidence That Bites Back
Let’s address the elephant (or bear) in the courtroom:
- We’ve provided screenshots of Bepo hacking, stealing a Mewtwo, and being accused of identity theft. Not speculation screenshots.
- We also presented digital larceny and alt abuse patterns. The Defense says “nobody verified it.” Wrong. The witnesses responded. The community saw. Just because you pretend not to hear the fire alarm doesn’t mean the building’s not on fire.
- The Defense gave us “evidence” of… what? A confession that looked more like a meme? A paper written in MS Paint?
We gave facts. They gave vibes.
3. The Psychiatric Soap Opera
Dr. Ali, if that’s even his real name, tried to sell us a medical story full of buzzwords and dramatic pauses. He didn’t bring clinical notes, no third-party confirmations, no peer review just a carpet cleaning bill and some Wikipedia-tier definitions. We’re told he confirmed a prior diagnosis. By whom? When? Where’s the first report?
If Pot Goblin is so unstable from PTSD that he can’t even sit straight, maybe he shouldn’t be left unsupervised in online communities where manipulation is part of the gameplay.
4. The Real Story They Don’t Want You to See
Conejo, aka Pot Goblin, is not some misunderstood rabbit. He’s a longtime manipulator who uses trust as a weapon. Multiple members have come forward describing emotional manipulation, calculated strategy, and shady behavior. This is no longer a trial of “harmless fun.” It’s a case of a repeat offender hiding behind memes and mood disorders.
Bepo D. Bear the man with a thousand alt accounts, a confirmed Mewtwo thief, and now somehow the victim? Please. You might as well put a mask on and call him Anonymous.
5. The Real Burden
The Defense clings to “reasonable doubt,” as if it's a shield against overwhelming evidence. But this isn’t doubt it’s denial. We have motive. We have behavior patterns. We have visual proof. We have intent.
They say we never named the murder victims. You know what? We didn't have to because the entire community felt the effects. The chaos, the gaslighting, the fear to speak out. It wasn’t just a few bodies. It was a vibe-kill on a server-wide level.
In Closing:
This trial wasn’t just about Pot or Bepo.
It’s about protecting our community from manipulation disguised as mischief.
We’ve shown you their patterns.
We’ve shown you the lies.
We’ve shown you their fingerprints on crimes they now want to meme away.
So, I ask you, members of the jury:
Do you trust a rabbit who wears a mask?
Do you trust a bear with a Mewtwo and a hundred usernames?
Or do you trust the mountain of receipts we’ve delivered?
Find them guilty.
Not out of spite. Not for drama.
But because justice, even in the meme court, matters.
Thank you.
