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CoC: Color of Clowns

"Oh YESSSSS, MY CABBAGES, HARDER!!!"
Having reviewed all presented evidence and following the unanimous decision of the Jury, this Court hereby delivers its final verdict:
The Defendant, Al Sama, is found Not Guilty on all 9 counts.
The trial is now concluded. Court is adjourned.

@AL sama you are now a free man!!

Judge:
[SIZE=4]@Tyki_Mikk[/SIZE]

Prosecution
[SIZE=4]@hime[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@TheKnightOfTheSea[/SIZE] (potentially)

Defense:
Al ain't need no help with his defense


Jury:
[SIZE=4]@Mr. Reloaded[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@Daniel[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@Alexis2282AE[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@Sir Yasheen[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@ElderOnitar[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@matt245[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@Yoho[/SIZE]

Witnesses:
[SIZE=4]@EkkoLoJinx[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@Peroroncino[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@Mashiro Blue[/SIZE]
[SIZE=4]@Rej[/SIZE]

Court Reporter Jester:
[SIZE=4]@CoC: Color of Clowns[/SIZE]

Executioner:
[SIZE=4]@Fujishiro[/SIZE]

Bald Comic Relief:
[SIZE=4]@Reborn[/SIZE]
Damn

I knew @AL sama was on Epstein's client list, the Illuminati rigged this trial

True justice will come someday, when Minks and Humans are legally allowed to get publicly married again
 

CoC: Color of Clowns

"Oh YESSSSS, MY CABBAGES, HARDER!!!"
you're free to marry your Wanda A I body pillow or whatever
WandAI, the savvy, scientific sexual and romantic solution for the average, avid furry enthusiast.

"Bark for me Wanda"
"woof, woof"
"Hahahaha, this is so much better than my ex who liked lighting my leg hair on fire while I was asleep"

I can't believe they refused to convict you, when you support the legalization of Body Pillow Marriage.

When do you think we'll get physical Hard Light Hologram body pillow plushes that are literally just AI sex body pillows?

Naw my brain's gone too far, holy crap, man

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh damn
 

Finalbeta

Ging Freecss stan
WandAI, the savvy, scientific sexual and romantic solution for the average, avid furry enthusiast.

"Bark for me Wanda"
"woof, woof"
"Hahahaha, this is so much better than my ex who liked lighting my leg hair on fire while I was asleep"

I can't believe they refused to convict you, when you support the legalization of Body Pillow Marriage.

When do you think we'll get physical Hard Light Hologram body pillow plushes that are literally just AI sex body pillows?

Naw my brain's gone too far, holy crap, man

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh damn
Punk-03 and Punk-04 >>>>>>>>>>

 

Reborn

Throughout Heaven & Earth,I alone am d Honored One
not the judge being biased and letting the defense have 60+ hrs when he was threatening to skip the prosecution's parts for smaller delays smhh
also the judge not allowing for prosecution rebuttal which is standard trial procedure :beckmoji:


bc @Reborn 's closing is honestly a tl;dr, my rebuttal is simple
vote @AL sama guilty bc it would be highkey funny AF :endthis:


ty
:MicDrop:

@Mr. Reloaded @Daniel @Alexis2282AE @Sir Yasheen @ElderOnitar @matt245 @Yoho
:saden:

We, the Jury, unanimously find the Defendant
Not Guilty
On all 9 counts
Thank you esteemed jury members @matt245 @Yoho @Daniel @Mr. Reloaded @ElderOnitar @Alexis2282AE @Sir Yasheen

This isn't a verdict but a statement which will echo until the end of times.

Thank you judge @Tyki_Mikk for being so patient.

I had been a bit harsh towards the protection @hime but it was all business.. nothing personal. Learn from my inspiration Teach sama

Thank you @Rej @Mashiro Blue @TheKnightOfTheSea and @EkkoLoJinx - You were on prosecution side but you did more damage to prosecution than me :shame:

I was really expecting some kangaroo court shenanigans
That's why having good lawyer matters... I will forward you my bank account details
:risisure:
 
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