What was the last movie you watched?

Seediq Bale part 1 + 2.
An epic war movie about one of the last uprisings by Taiwan's indigenous people against imperial Japan. I simply love this movie.
And the followup documentary Pusu Qhuni which I consider the unofficial part 3.
A very powerful documentary chronicling the lives of the handful survivors after further massacres and forced relocation by the Japanese from the perspective of their descendants, trying to face their history and reclaiming their identity.
I cried throughout all three parts.
 
I've recently watched the shittiest movie that I must have seen in a decade. It's all over the place and doesn't make any sense.

The most hilarious part is that it was presented by famous cinema critics so they talked and analyzed the movie with the audience at the end. I thought that I was either in a bad dream or I was getting trolled like never before. I felt shame for having brought my friends in there not knowing what to find out. Later I asked them to beat me up so that I could be purged from my sins by the power of my own blood. Which they kindly refused.

Such an experience.

Let's say I did it for the plot.


La Cérémonie - Claude Chabrol

This movie proves Bong Joon-hoo is not brave enough
Chabrol is a great bastard. The "French Hitchcock". I've never seen Bong Joon-Hoo as radical in a social scale.
 
I've recently watched the shittiest movie that I must have seen in a decade. It's all over the place and doesn't make any sense.

The most hilarious part is that it was presented by famous cinema critics so they talked and analyzed the movie with the audience at the end. I thought that I was either in a bad dream or I was getting trolled like never before. I felt shame for having brought my friends in there not knowing what to find out. Later I asked them to beat me up so that I could be purged from my sins by the power of my own blood. Which they kindly refused.

Such an experience.

Let's say I did it for the plot.




Chabrol is a great bastard. The "French Hitchcock". I've never seen Bong Joon-Hoo as radical in a social scale.
You got my interest, what was it?
 
I've recently watched the shittiest movie that I must have seen in a decade. It's all over the place and doesn't make any sense.

The most hilarious part is that it was presented by famous cinema critics so they talked and analyzed the movie with the audience at the end. I thought that I was either in a bad dream or I was getting trolled like never before. I felt shame for having brought my friends in there not knowing what to find out. Later I asked them to beat me up so that I could be purged from my sins by the power of my own blood. Which they kindly refused.

Such an experience.

Let's say I did it for the plot.




Chabrol is a great bastard. The "French Hitchcock". I've never seen Bong Joon-Hoo as radical in a social scale.
Which film is it?
 

Jaguark101

"Freedom is the right of all sentient beings"
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"One Battle After Another" (2025) - 5/5

The best film of 2025 and a instant classic. Great score by jonny greenwood (hope he wins) Leo, Benicio, Infinite are great but Sean Penn is the standout performance. Also the cinematography is beautiful
 
I've recently watched the shittiest movie that I must have seen in a decade. It's all over the place and doesn't make any sense.

The most hilarious part is that it was presented by famous cinema critics so they talked and analyzed the movie with the audience at the end. I thought that I was either in a bad dream or I was getting trolled like never before. I felt shame for having brought my friends in there not knowing what to find out. Later I asked them to beat me up so that I could be purged from my sins by the power of my own blood. Which they kindly refused.

Such an experience.

Let's say I did it for the plot.




Chabrol is a great bastard. The "French Hitchcock". I've never seen Bong Joon-Hoo as radical in a social scale.
Bong films class struggle from a liberal perspective, while Chabrol films from a marxist perspective
 
The Day The Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie
I give this a solid 7/10. Animation was actually really good and fluid for the most part and the voice acting was great too.
I didn't laugh too much when I saw it, which may sound bad for a comedy movie, but that's fine. I still thoroughly enjoyed it and I did like the main characters enough, they play off each other pretty well, and it's refreshing to see them have their own little adventures without Bugs or Yosemite Sam or whoever else being involved (if only a certain company who's main pride and joy is a blue hedgehog could do this with a certain fox and echidna...).
Otherwise you can see it as a bit generic, and that makes sense as it is a kids movie, but I never felt like I was watching Bluey or anything like that. It's a kids movie but it's not dumb or corny enough that it feels like the writers made it specifically to make me feel like an idiot for watching it. And at the same time, I clearly wasn't going into a Looney Tunes movie expecting to see Memento levels of writing and depth, so me saying it's a "bit generic" in some ways isn't a huge diss to it.
It is a shame that the last part of it teases a sequel, because it feels really obvious this movie isn't getting anything besides what it's already gotten. This isn't even a Spiderverse or GTA 6 type of thing, the movie literally had no advertising and I barely even remembered it existed until I actually sat down and watched it (via piracy, mind you) two whole years after it released. Oh well, it's a miracle we even got this movie by itself, so who can complain?
 
One Piece: Baron Omatsuri and the Secret Island
Oh man...
Gotta give this an 8/10. Would say 9/10 but I'm not sure, don't want to try and give it a really high rating right after watching it since it may seem like recency bias. Gotta let it marinate in my mind a bit, but man that was a great movie.
I was most impressed with the animation here. I'm usually not that impressed with the animation of One Piece, especially modern One Piece, as it is very high quality but can be way too flashy and fast paced a lot of the time.
This, however, was really consistent and fluid. The characters look more unique here, not sure how to describe it, but they look more lively and expressive and it's very helpful for some of the emotional scenes.
The voice acting is pretty good, but it usually is, so that's no surprise. Luffy's voice actress never fails to give a great performance in any One Piece related content.

Another strong point of the movie was the characters as well as the tension. This movie actually makes you feel something when you learn the story of the characters, especially the villain, and it makes you feel like Luffy and his crew might not be able to win this battle.
And yet you still don't see the villain as an actual, traditional villain. He's doing this unbelievably evil and torturous act to Luffy and his friends, but, it just feels like he's trying to find temporary solutions to numb his own pain than anything else. You still can't help but feel raw pity for him and the struggle he's had to endure.
Oda lets us see pirate crews get destroyed multiple times throughout the story, but we don't really see how terrible the effects of these defeats are. Only characters like Moria gave us a glimpse into how much utter defeat can shatter a character, but Moria was introduced years after this movie came out. So this movie did a great job at fleshing that idea out and really diving into how much a crushing defeat drives characters insane.
Baron Omatsuri was unironically a better villain than any villain I've seen in OP from recent years, in my opinion (besides Xebec). Though I'm aware that, with people like Sommers, that could be a hot take, but I don't care.
I only wish that modern OP was written like this. I know people say it a lot and it might start to get annoying to hear this complaint over and over, but seriously, this is what we've needed all along. We need real tension, villains who are actually deep and don't just have vague lines that are never expanded on (looking at you Kaido), and we need a Luffy that actually takes things seriously when he has to.
 
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