General & Others If Oda wrote Naruto:

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

@Shiroyru @MarineHQ @Sir Yasheen

 

[Dettles]

If Kishimoto wrote One Piece, they would have never left the East Blue. And the Void Century would have been the Void Decade between 90 and 80 years ago.

 

[Johnny B. Decent]

Ha ha, yes, he uses silhouettes a lot. Oda also didn't have an obnoxious, sociopathic little shitstain like Sasuke hog up half of the entire focus of the series, either.

 

[Yo Tan Wa]

Comparison is brutal for Onepiece​

 

[Goofball_Your_Nika]

Where's the fanservice? You can't have an authentic Oda experience without fanservice.

Do better next time @Warchief Sanji D Goat

 

[Donquixote Shivercalero]

@Shiroyru @MarineHQ @Sir Yasheen

If Oda wrote Naruto it might actually be good

 

[Goofball_Your_Nika]

If Oda wrote Naruto it might actually be good

Agreed.

If Oda had written Naruto, the Nine-Tails would've been a sexy demon fox lady.

Instead we got a chakra digimon

 

[ZippySpace]

If Oda wrote Naruto, Land of Waves would've been 100 chapters long

 

[ShinichiMugi]

True.
Naruto is way more serious,and i like that,altough the worldbuilding is inferior. But Kishimoto knew when not dragging too much,and at least his arcs didnt follow all the same scheme. But he should have used Neji more!

 

[ZippySpace]

Where's the fanservice? You can't have an authentic Oda experience without fanservice.

Do better next time @Warchief Sanji D Goat

If Shakky is anything to go by, Oda's Tsunade would get chained up have the shit kicked out of her by the Six Paths of Pain until Jiraiya swoops in and saves her.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

If Kishimoto wrote One Piece, they would have never left the East Blue. And the Void Century would have been the Void Decade between 90 and 80 years ago.

Corn ball take. Focusing on irrelevant timelines. If KishiGOATo wrote One Piss he’d kill off Don Krieg, Pell, Pound, etc. etc.

 

[Unleashed Truth]

Ha ha, yes, he uses silhouettes a lot. Oda also didn't have an obnoxious, sociopathic little shitstain like Sasuke hog up half of the entire focus of the series, either.

That is not Sasuke stealing focus. That is Sasuke fulfilling the role he was created for. He was never some random side character who got too much attention. He was designed to guide the story alongside Naruto. Remove Sasuke and you remove the central conflict, the emotional tension, and the main test of Naruto’s entire worldview. The series would have been far weaker without him.

Naruto, in its most recognizable form, is inseparable from Sasuke’s presence and role in the narrative.

 

[Logiko]

Lowkey drippy

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Lowkey drippy

Coping. KishiGOATo mogs Pedoda in every avenue.

Global popularity? Check.

Being inspired by the superior Spiderman instead of the inferior and trash Vicky the Viking💩? Check.

Better power system than Haki? Check

Better fight choreography? Check

Better tension? Check

Better main character? Check

Better Deuteragonist? Check

Better music and OST’s? Check

Better character deaths? Check

Better War arc? Check (Wano vs 4GNW)

Better pacing? Check

Better side cast aka Strawhats vs K11? Check

Success with Less Experience? Check

(Pedoda was an assistant of Pedo Watsuki while Kishimoto was a fresh green recruit who was the kouhai or younger one who surpassed Pedoda)

Becoming famous where Big Daddy Saran lives aka the USA 🇺🇸? Check

Better character designs? Check

Being used in the 2020 Raid on Area 51? (Naruto Run) Check

Better Villains? Check

Better emotional moments? Check

Ruining your series because of Shonen Jump(Kishimoto) instead of doing it yourself(Pedoda)? Check

Not retconning all of your MC’s powers? Check

Not overly sexualizing your female cast 24/7? Check

Not sexualizing minor females? Check

Being inspired by South Asian traditions? Check

Cooler quotes? Check

Better anime adaptation? CHECK







“AKATSUKI WA TSUDOOTA”

 

[Logiko]

Coping. KishiGOATo mogs Pedoda in every avenue.

Global popularity? Check.

Being inspired by the superior Spiderman instead of the inferior and trash Vicky the Viking💩? Check.

Better power system than Haki? Check

Better fight choreography? Check

Better tension? Check

Better main character? Check

Better Deuteragonist? Check

Better music and OST’s? Check

Better character deaths? Check

Better War arc? Check (Wano vs 4GNW)

Better pacing? Check

Better side cast aka Strawhats vs K11? Check

Success with Less Experience? Check

(Pedoda was an assistant of Pedo Watsuki while Kishimoto was a fresh green recruit who was the kouhai or younger one who surpassed Pedoda)

Becoming famous where Big Daddy Saran lives aka the USA 🇺🇸? Check

Better character designs? Check

Being used in the 2020 Raid on Area 51? (Naruto Run) Check

Better Villains? Check

Better emotional moments? Check

Ruining your series because of Shonen Jump(Kishimoto) instead of doing it yourself(Pedoda)? Check

Not retconning all of your MC’s powers? Check

Not overly sexualizing your female cast 24/7? Check

Not sexualizing minor females? Check

Being inspired by South Asian traditions? Check

Cooler quotes? Check

Better anime adaptation? CHECK







“AKATSUKI WA TSUDOOTA”

You good man? Gottalot to unpack here

 

[Johnny B. Decent]

The series would have been far weaker without him.

You can not have typed that with a straight face. Reading that little weasel continously cheat his way out of well-deserved ass-whoopings was torture.