Worstgen

Jew D. Boy

You seem awfully concerned about my location and proximity to the nearest homegrown militia...what are you hiding, Rheauwumbergrogue?

Rhea

The police came up to me and he asked: "Where is your bigbrother and where does he keep his secret Krabby Patty recipe?"
He also said that there are only 2 secret recipes in this world. 1 in the deep sea, and 1 on the land.

Jew D. Boy

Yeah, sis, I know - you have the one from the sea, and I have the one from the land. That’s why we’re not allowed to ever travel together, because if we both died, then the only secret recipes in the world would be lost forever! 😱

Rhea

I havent one, the other one is still on the sea along with a restaurant owner with a red skin and always wearing boxing gloves.

Jew D. Boy

Shit, does he know a yellow sponge and an angry squid?? I think I know who you’re talking about, and he is one cheap bastard...

Rhea

He does, they both are his worker lmao

Jew D. Boy

Well, if you happen to have any poison lying around...that’s a joke, you see, because I’m absolutely POSITIVE you do 😵😈

Rhea

Tbh I'm out of stock of poison atm 🥴

Jew D. Boy

I hear almonds have trace amounts of cyanide, HINT HINT 🤯

Rhea

Very interesting, but it takes a long time to extract and requires a lot of almonds. There is a quickest way to get 1 drop but it is dangerous. Catch a King Cobra or Black Widow Spider 🤪