Shocking news out of Ohio today…Dinosaur Jones, creator of the inflatable T-rex costume and noted smoothie enthusiast, has floated off into space and will never return to this planet. While we mourn the loss of a true titan, Jewnicorn Fitness is offering a 35 percent discount on all DJ swag, including gloves, socks, dental retainers, monocles, and chain mail. RIP (?) to our friend and financial benefactor 🙏😿
*puts a coin into a big jar full of other coins, a big label on the jar says COTTON CANDY MACHINE FUND*
Yes…soon…VERY soon…unicorn colored spun sugar on demand…and the prophecy will almost be fulfilled…can it all be…so simple…
Someone said "Count your blessing not your problems." And it was like that words meaning a lot today since I had another accident that almost ****** me. You guys need to be grateful too if you still had any blessing even with so many problems in life.