Worstgen
Jew D. Boy
Does one pill give me superpowers, and the other gives me IBS? If so, I want the superpower one, I already got the other thing 🥶😢
Rhea
The good news is: there is a 0.1% chance that one of these pills may not be dangerous.
Thank you for using our annoying service. To unsubscribe please go to the nearest power plant and cut all power cables connected to it.
Thank you for using our annoying service. To unsubscribe please go to the nearest power plant and cut all power cables connected to it.
Jew D. Boy
I would like to keep receiving this exact kind of wisdom every single day until the sun burns out, but just for the hell of it, I’ll destroy the city’s power grid anyway 🤪
Rhea
Thank you for being wise by continuing to use our annoying service.
Hopefully you don't end up locking up that dangerous broker of herbal medicines guy in the power plant. 🤪
Hopefully you don't end up locking up that dangerous broker of herbal medicines guy in the power plant. 🤪
Jew D. Boy
Ehh, what’s he gonna do? Send an army of coordinated, sophisticated clones after me?
Rhea
If you do something bad to him, he'll tie you up in a rickety chair in a small room along with a screen that plays Fantastic Four movie for 24 hours.