@BoaHancocksHusband Bro please, look at that stuff. That's completely broken in comparison to irl animals. Yes, hippos are some of the strongest mfs on earth but you're trying to compete a hippo against some cartoon superhumans. 😭
Nobody says she isn't a fodder bro. 😭
The point is, no irl animal, even if this hippo is the strongest in our planet, is dealing with superhuman characters. Yes, Alvida is piss weak. Yes, she was knocked out from a basic pistol. No, a irl hippo isn't defeating her. Luffy fought larger animals...
Alvida isn't some civilian which is the point. She was a villain. An east blue pirate with a bounty nonetheless. Was she Luffy's weakest enemy? Yes. Does it mean she is more or less comparable to irl humans? Absolutely not. I'd even claim that the likes of Dadan are capable to deal with this irl...
Doflamingo was knocked out by KKG which lifted the entire city. He didn't endure this attack as well but anyone far less durable than Doflamingo would be turned into a bloody paste by that attack. We can't just take away feats because characters "were supposed to die from that", it's nonsense...
There's legit no issue for that since you can always explain their resilience as these humans are incomparable to irl humans, hence superhumans. You've seen some guy punching a sea king in the first chapters and you question why some fat bitch is surviving this crash aside of plotarmor?
ChatGPT says all that stuff because it assumes a normal human is wielding the club. Idk what questions you asked but you have to give more details and context. Then ChatGPT says this:
Step 3: Real Hippo vs. One Piece Scaling
A 10,000 lb real hippo is massive in real life, but in One Piece...
Ep. 1 EB Luffy would kill the hippo with his punch. Your point?
The pistol isn't even Alvida's main weapon. She uses a club and is able to break the ground with a single hit. She's fodder but try to understand this: By our standards, even the likes of Alvida are superhumans when it comes to...
We have Zoro and Sanji doing this to dinosaurs two arcs later after Arlong was beaten:
The hippo would just be a small snack for the t-rex.
Luffy one shots sea kings in the first chapters. Those would be gigantic terrifying monsters in our world and any decent East Blue pirate would easily...
Dude, Alvida got yeeted away across the ocean to a nearby island and survived the clash. Her feat is by definition extremely superhuman. You cannot compare this shit to rl animals.
Loki might not be the squirrel but Ragnir really does a great job at baiting so many fandoms since even HK Harald was wary of Ragnir's power. A fucking squirrel is among the mightiest of the world. So in a weird twist, you got your ragebait character. :milaugh:
Dude, even the weakest Pre-TS villains would be superhumans in our world. Luffy one shot a huge seaking in the first chapters and you have? Alvida? The rest being fishmen AND Don Krieg? Comparing them to some rl hippo? I'd just join the memeing but it seems you're serious about this match-up...
Damn, @DarkestKnightofSpoilers, it's crazy how you made this vote when the poll was closed in August 2025. Now there is a high chance Loki has the Nidhogg fruit for real! Good prediction.
People still don't want to see Zoro and Sanji vs DR Dorry and Brogy? At least these two held their own against the Gorosei. Any Holy Jobber is an insult to them at this point.
Loki was obviously dealing enough damage to the point Harald was able to free himself from Imu's control which is the point. Either way, Loki managed to bypass Harald's regeneration completely at the end.
On the other hand, we could also wait for the next chapter to see if Harald has some...
Shanks wanting to save Harald doesn't mean he didn't want to deal damage to him. Gaban even commented about Harald's Haki, do you think it would mean nothing when both didn't even try? I mean, they even cut off his leg, so obviously both Gaban and Shanks still tried their best.
I do think...
Is this some cope? So Harald could free himself anytime, doesn't give af about killing his own men but the moment he fought against Loki and got mercilessly beaten, that's how he magically freed himself like that?
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