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*dolphin noises* DOLPHINS ARE THE CATS OF THE SEA THEY DEMAND PETS AS WELL You, Lord Orca, do you eat sea cats? Do you eat seals? Do you eat catfish? Are you evil, have you SINNED against cat god by eating all his TUNA??? Why are you being voted again? I don't get it. Seals are the cats...

@Hayumi You said it, sister, PREACH TELL THEM HOW THE SPIRIT OF CAT GAWWWWWD IS IN YOU PRAISE HIM. (It is not optional.) The first thing a divine cat deity commands is kitty treats and pets. AND YOU MUST TELL HIM HE IS A PRETTY KITTY AND A GOOD KITTY PRAISE THE CAT LORD

@Ratchet I'm toe beans over head for you. I can see things from a totally new purrrrspective this way. Lord CAT BUDDHA above, thank you for the wisdom I shall use today to smite the evil wicked wolves. IN CAT JESUS-ALLAH-VISHNU'S NAME. Soon the enemies of this town will be smote Because I...

@Charlie Meow don't care what you are this purple kitty in suspenders is never going to vote for meow because your analysis is purrfectly helpful. I sure hope you're town because caring about details like the above is INCREDIBLY meow-nie of you. So lock meown. If it weren't for SANE nyan...

Be nice to the kitties women love a man who animals adore praise kittymus Here is a cat who is one with nature. The chillest cat in all of the garden of eden. You see, Pot Goblin hooked me up with the green greens.

@Flower Lord catmus christ above, I shall deliver for you divine cat justice. Somemeow. Probably with my gun.

@Dr_Professor83 Greetings Doctor Professor, please heal me with your sweet science-y magic. Delicious magical science. As scientific as the existence of LORD CATHULU, eldritch abomination, elder god, and lord of all the kitty treats Praise his name specifically or else he will eat us all...

A CUNNING STRATEGY meow praise kitty lord

OH LORD HE COMIN' HE'S A HECKIN CHONKER Praise fat kitties too, they need love as well. Neowmi is hilarious. Every post from every person is sus, the claimed masons are sus, the dead townie sus, the confirmed lie detect people are sus, everyone is sus, I'm sus, anyone who talks to her is sus...

My cat god, you're right, that was horrifying That one's not a cat one that one's just for me. Mew mew mew nyaaaaa

THANK CAT JEBUS someone's talking sense ameowned here. I'm starting to think I'm up a tree and no one will rescue me from the madness. nyaaaa

Meow's concerns are hissss Blep goes my tongue. Oh holy lord above, pet us all Do the belly rubs Do not be afraid of the 4 sharp appendages and a maw full of cat fangs I will not bite you, probably

Meow Praise Kittyfucius, wisest of all

I AM A CAT Praise cute little kitties, cat bless 'em I have ASCENDED TO MY FINAL FLUFFY FORM @Duckt You know me from like, one game. Please Understand i'm playing this game. Not trolling, I'm.... catting, except not lolcatting. Strangely.

I BLAME CHARLIE FOR ALL OF THIS AND PRAISE CAT JEBUS NAME meow

Meowtch-oo talkin' about @Charlie. Are you the Charlie from all dogs go to heaven, because if so- HISSSSSSSS scratch. But no hard feelings and nothing personal, I'm just going to arch my back and make my fur stand out to look bigger because dogs are scary. Don't come any closer i know how...

@Ratchet we could ratchet up the pressure but I need to meow whether or not you have any reason nyaaaa to think Orca is wolfy. Because Lord Feline above has sent me to earth as his angel of death and I need to meow if I nyaaaa need to kill a woofer. Cats hate dogs, praise kitty heaven, all...

@Hayumi I'm meow to this website but I wish to impress upon myow that nyaaa I'm a serious player seriously meowing trying to kill wolves And that I really do purr-sess the ability to cough up furballs that destroy my target today Because thank the trinity of orange cat, longcat, and grumpy...

Nearly purrrrrfect chances, because she just wants to scratch and destroy townies for purrrrr reasons. If you don't look directly at this gif, it can't hurt you. But my gun can. ALL THE OTHER KITTIES WITH THE FLOOFED UP FUR BETTER RUN BETTER RUN FASTER MEOW-N MY BULLET

T-meow-n Sorry that doesn't work. He's really town though. meow O fluffy lord above give your humble floofy surrrvant Waluigi the cat the strength to SMITE your enemies In Kitty Jebus name, amen.