Controversial 1 Chimp vs 10 Peak Humans Gauntlet

[BoaHancocksHusband]

The chimp has to face a human gauntlet in the UFC Octagon. It is a 4’9” chimp weighing 140 lbs. Does he clear?

1. Jon Jones
2. Khabib Nurmagomedov
3. Prime Mike Tyson
4. Brian Shaw
5. Francis Ngannou
6. Prime Muhammad Ali
7. Prime Lennox Lewis
8. Prime Sugar Ray Robinson
9. Saran with a knife and steel plated armor so no pulling eyes out.
10. Usain Bolt fused with Francis Ngannou and Brian Shaw?!!!?
11. everyone all at once

 

[Luffy is the mc]

Men win, one of them have a knife and I'm pretty sure the others can pin down that chimp long enough for him to stab the chimp and kill it.

 

[GrandmasterChef Zonji]

Peak human win

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Men win, one of them have a knife and I'm pretty sure the others can pin down that chimp long enough for him to stab the chimp and kill it.

Only one with knife is Saran. Aka mois.

 

[Luffy is the mc]

Only one with knife is Saran. Aka mois.

And it's enough to win. You just wait for the opening.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

And it's enough to win. You just wait for the opening.

Let’s gooo

 

[Roo]

No he doesn’t lmao the chimp discourse is the gorilla vs 100
Men all over again

humans are not that much weaker than our primate cousins. A peak human who’s willing to die in a fight can kill one chimp.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

No he doesn’t lmao the chimp discourse is the gorilla vs 100
Men all over again

humans are not that much weaker than our primate cousins. A peak human who’s willing to die in a fight can kill one chimp.

Nope. Chimps have super speed

 

[Blax Blah]

Chimp gets negged by 2 peak humans imo due to match-up

 

[Elder Lee Hung]

Virgin: Let me pick the humans

Chad: Let me pick the chimp

 

[NikaInParis]

Chimp speed blitzes

 

[TheKnightOfTheSea]

Don't chimps have fairly poor endurance?

 

[Roo]

Nope. Chimps have super speed

Big Pedo Saran gets low diffed by the chimp maybe. Roo D Ster can easily beat a chimpm

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Big Pedo Saran gets low diffed by the chimp maybe. Roo D Ster can easily beat a chimpm

How is BDS a pedo if none of his wives are below 18!?

 

[Roo]

How is BDS a pedo if none of his wives are below 18!?

Having underage girls aka gen 2 and 3 in his harem…

 

[Juanpiz]

No he doesn’t lmao the chimp discourse is the gorilla vs 100
Men all over again

humans are not that much weaker than our primate cousins. A peak human who’s willing to die in a fight can kill one chimp.

 

[BoaHancocksHusband]

Having underage girls aka gen 2 and 3 in his harem…

They’re not in his harem till they’re 18+

 

[Roo]

They’re not in his harem till they’re 18+

The fact that they’re in waiting is pedophilic. How about he leave the children alone and just add adult women to his harem the normal way

 

[Johnny B. Decent]

Chimps will literally grab and rip off your dick and balls.

 

[Roo]

Chimps will literally grab and rip off your dick and balls.

Humans can do that, the only reason we don’t that that is because we’re not trying to kill each other when we fight