Versus Battle 1 Silverback Gorilla Vs 100 Unarmed Men

[ElderOnitar]

Peak 6’4 best mma fighter of all time tops out at medium dog level via his own admission @Roo

people have murdered wolves with their bare hands, btw.
https://torontosun.com/news/world/r...wolf-with-bare-hands-after-it-killed-his-dogs

 

[Reborn]

Roo and saka are like those guys who struggle to open cookie jars but lives in headcannon world of having ability to do something against Gorilla


People like them don't end up in history books...

They end up in a documentary showcasing their fight footage, titled “What not to do when you have puny muscles and two brain cells "

 

[SakazOuki]

Roo and saka are like those guys who struggle to open cookie jars but lives in headcannon world of having ability to do something against Gorilla


People like them don't end up in history books...

They end up in a documentary showcasing their fight footage, titled “What not to do when you have puny muscles and two brain cells "

Average Gorilla > 100 men enthusiast

 

[Roo]

Cute except that looks like a western lolan gorilla (not a silver back gorilla. The gorilla you showed are actually known for being passive lol. To add i like how you not once showed any videos of those types of gorillas being cornered or perceiving that they are cornered

Silverbacks are not aggressive either lol. At most theyll defend their tribes but like all gorillas they’re passive animals.

okay let’s say a corner gorilla is as aggressive as you say, you think it can kill 100 men before it tires out? That is ridiculous

 

[SakazOuki]

I’mma be honest, a gorilla is beating 100 reborns
You won the debate @Reborn

 

[EmperorKinyagi]

Dudes posting stories of human managing to edge out predators acting like they aren’t basically outlier stories like 6 year old girls killing grown men

 

[SakazOuki]

3 of this guy are beating a gorilla

 

[Roo]

Roo and saka are like those guys who struggle to open cookie jars but lives in headcannon world of having ability to do something against Gorilla


People like them don't end up in history books...

They end up in a documentary showcasing their fight footage, titled “What not to do when you have puny muscles and two brain cells "

this blud talking about history books when actual scientist agree with us LMAO. We are on right side of history, people like you are the ones who end up in history books as asylum attendants

Michelle Rodrigues, a primatologist, conservation scientist, and member of the International Union for Conservation of Nature’s Primate Specialist Group focused on human-primate interactions, agrees that under normal circumstances, a gorilla won’t be squaring up against 100 men. “As strong as gorillas are, and as much damage as their canines can do, it’s not a fair fight, and a sensible gorilla would try to flee,” she tells Rolling Stone. “But via numerical odds assessment, I don’t think there’s much chance of a gorilla winning the fight when they have 100 humans to contend with.”

https://www.rollingstone.com/cultur...-men-gorilla-debate-who-would-win-1235327636/

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Dudes posting stories of human managing to edge out predators acting like they aren’t basically outlier stories like 6 year old girls killing grown men

we are already agreed 20 golden retrievers can beat a gorilla don’t walk it back now

 

[SakazOuki]

3 of this guy are beating a gorilla

@EmperorKinyagi this is just what an absurdly strong human looks like
Throwing 220kg (485lbs) like nothing
I did it the other week with 90kg (200lbs) and felt like superman 😂

 

[Roo]

This bozo kills gorillas for breakfast, do not overrate these brutes

 

[NAMELESS]

choking a bear aint practical either LMAO. Just pointing out that choking a gorilla is probably easier considering their weaker necks

Thoughts about tiring the thing to death?

 

[Roo]

Thoughts about tiring the thing to death?

It’s the most optimal/practical way. Scare the gorilla into fleeing and just stalk it until it exhaust itself.

Gorillas don’t have a lot of stamina and can’t recover as quick as humans. In fact they have to snack a lot throughout the day unlike us to retain energy. If it’s an open field with 0 food for either animal then the gorilla would quickly fall from exhaustion and the humans can just kill it while it’s down

I just assumed this was a closed off environment so both parties are forced to fight. But if we drop them off on let’s a day an open savanna humans can easily win with 0 deaths

 

[soupongo]

Gorilla tards are delusional tbh. You could tell they were wanking too much when they started arguing that the humans would get scared, and not the gorilla

 

[NAMELESS]

Gorilla tards are delusional tbh. You could tell they were wanking too much when they started arguing that the humans would get scared, and not the gorilla

Bro, both would be shitting themselves. Difference is that the Gorilla would throw that shit at people lol

 

[Daniel]

This thread still going on?

Remix: How many UFC fighters do you think is needed to beat a gorilla?

 

[Roo]

This thread still going on?

Remix: How many UFC fighters do you think is needed to beat a gorilla?

1 sumo wrestlers + 10 UFC fighters got this

rip yokozuna tho

 

[Daniel]

Top 1 rank thread for this entire section, not that it means much