Al Sama Trial Thread

[Tyki_Mikk]

I am the thread creator,I make the rules, I set the deadlines

@TheKnightOfTheSea
You may have forged the thread with your own hands...
But let me remind you:
In this courtroom, creation does not equal jurisdiction.

You are not the law.
You are not the schedule.
You are a participant
…and currently under observation for possible contempt of court and delusions of grandeur.


This is a trial, not a pirate forum mutiny.
Fall back into line, Knight or be held in narrative custody.

 

[AL sama]

@AL sama
Your boldness is noted. Your threats are... cute.
This court does not operate on the schedule of the accused, no matter how inflated their ego or how many hours they spend on Discord power scaling Mihawk.
You will sit tight. The gears of justice grind slow, but they grind exceedingly fine.
This trial will proceed, on my terms. Not yours!!
Court is now in session.

>The court notes that the accused is attempting to file motions after proceedings have already commenced.
Such behavior reeks of either arrogance... or ignorance.
Either way, it will be dealt with in due time.

I was letting you know what will happen not giving you an option

 

[AL sama]

you guys have 1 hour left

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

If we all go down for defamation, I'm snitching. Just a heads up.

 

[hime]

ive been so busy today, sorrrrrryyyy
@TheKnightOfTheSea as my co-counsel, i trust u to present our opening statements

 

[AL sama]

ive been so busy today, sorrrrrryyyy
@TheKnightOfTheSea as my co-counsel, i trust u to present our opening statements

tick tock

 

[TheKnightOfTheSea]

ive been so busy today, sorrrrrryyyy
@TheKnightOfTheSea as my co-counsel, i trust u to present our opening statements

Very well. I'll bring up his first crime against the most beloved, majestic, intelligent, fishy and likeable user here (me)

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Very well. I'll bring up his first crime against the most beloved, majestic, intelligent, fishy and likeable user here (me)

I can't go back to jail, hurry lol

 

[AL sama]

I can't go back to jail, hurry lol

Diddy joke or Reloaded??

 

[TheKnightOfTheSea]

The first of Al's many crimes that we will be discussing today is his actions against me. As you can see, he's made me wear this disgusting avatar slandering the goat of Kingdom(who as @Fujishiro and @Peroroncino can attest) need 700 more chapters in the spotlight.

Some may ask, why is it a crime for Al Sama to do this against me? Sure I may consistently bully users for their lack of hair, but the truth is he did an even more severe crime by going after me because of my lack of self esteem

As elegantly described by my kind partner on how I

suffers from some identity and self-esteem issues (its kinda a sensitive topic)

he feels better having others boss him around and tell him what to do instead

i let him think of them as "dares" in order to encourage more independence and agency

if he thinks hes willingly choosing to do a "dare", thats a step in the right direction

yup lol just ask @Pot Goblin or other staff members







:s
moothy:

As you can see, Al "Goku laughed". An emoji you should use in the battle dome or Mafia to a tinfoiler. Instead he mocked me 😢

He also banned Amparezy contributing to my split personality problem.

 

[AL sama]

so now the judge is wasting my time

 

[Peroroncino]

The first of Al's many crimes that we will be discussing today is his actions against me. As you can see, he's made me wear this disgusting avatar slandering the goat of Kingdom(who as @Fujishiro and @Peroroncino can attest) need 700 more chapters in the spotlight.

Some may ask, why is it a crime for Al Sama to do this against me? Sure I may consistently bully users for their lack of hair, but the truth is he did an even more severe crime by going after me because of my lack of self esteem

As elegantly described by my kind partner on how I



As you can see, Al "Goku laughed". An emoji you should use in the battle dome or Mafia to a tinfoiler. Instead he mocked me 😢

He also banned Amparezy contributing to my split personality problem.

ngl if AL made you slander reebok like that then i might support him on this trial

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Diddy joke or Reloaded??

Diddy lol

 

[TheKnightOfTheSea]

Please give me and @hime more time to organize and discuss all this awesome evidence

 

[AL sama]

can I proceed with my statement or not??

 

[Tyki_Mikk]

can I proceed with my statement or not??

Yes you can.

Please give me and @hime more time to organize and discuss all this awesome evidence

I allow it. But have your statement ready for tomorrow.
For now @AL sama can answer to your first statement post.

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

@AL sama was the bad guy in Detective Conan

The series made it seem like different people: NOPE, it was all AL. 1000+ chapters of criminal activity.

@Tyki_Mikk Are we legally allowed to use the Magic 8 Ball as official reference in this trial (plz say yes because it will be funny)?

 

[AL sama]

The first of Al's many crimes that we will be discussing today is his actions against me. As you can see, he's made me wear this disgusting avatar slandering the goat of Kingdom(who as @Fujishiro and @Peroroncino can attest) need 700 more chapters in the spotlight.

Some may ask, why is it a crime for Al Sama to do this against me? Sure I may consistently bully users for their lack of hair, but the truth is he did an even more severe crime by going after me because of my lack of self esteem

As a remainder, the last standing team will get to choose my avatar and signature for an entire month.

you made a bet and you lost so that's an invalid point

As you can see, Al "Goku laughed". An emoji you should use in the battle dome or Mafia to a tinfoiler. Instead he mocked me 😢

this falls under freedom of speech so again invalid point

He also banned Amparezy contributing to my split personality problem.

first of all f0rum rules 101 "no alts allowed" si invalid

secondly you don't know who pressed the ban button

you guys are just trying to waste my precious time by spouting baseless nonsense

same goes for this sold off court

 

[Etzel Andergast]

why alts are not allowed?

 

[AL sama]

why alts are not allowed?

ask Bogard