Applying for ULTRA MOD

#22
G-g-g… GentlePoster1?!

I thought we told you never to use the GentlePoster name again…
My dearest friend 2.... How have you been! It's been ages since we last spoke. Hell, that may have been my fault after all...

After the end of GentlePoster Guild I had to flee. There was no place for me to call home. I was alone, frightened. The only thing that kept me alive, was the strength of my comrades. You, GentlePoster3, GentlePoster4.. But most of all GentlePoster13.

I am happy to announce that I have returned, stronger and ready than ever! If you wish, if you agree if you.. accept for us to continue our purpose; that would make me a happy man.

I look forward to your thoughts @GentlePoster2 ! Or should I say... GentlePosterFriend?
 
#24
My dearest friend 2.... How have you been! It's been ages since we last spoke. Hell, that may have been my fault after all...

After the end of GentlePoster Guild I had to flee. There was no place for me to call home. I was alone, frightened. The only thing that kept me alive, was the strength of my comrades. You, GentlePoster3, GentlePoster4.. But most of all GentlePoster13.

I am happy to announce that I have returned, stronger and ready than ever! If you wish, if you agree if you.. accept for us to continue our purpose; that would make me a happy man.

I look forward to your thoughts @GentlePoster2 ! Or should I say... GentlePosterFriend?
I say, you must be a liar or a knave. We have not spoken since your banishment from the Guild.

The GentlePoster Guild is still alive. I have taken the reins as the temporary Leader of the GentlePoster's Round... and we have had an era of tranquil ever since.

I choose to forget the incident that occured last we met, and the events that led up to it. And if you dare sully GentlePoster13's good name with your foul lips, I will be forced to take action. Since that day, GentlePoster13... has been catatonic. Rendered unable to post gently due to the barbaric torture you have put him through.

However, as any true GentlePoster knows, Code 43.B.ii of the GentlePoster's Code:

A true GentlePoster will show forgiveness towards a fellow GentlePoster should they fall into sin. They may express their discontent in an honest, reasonable and gentle manner; however, they must show compassion. For without compassion, the Guild will fall.

I reluctantly accept you back into the Guild. However, until I can be certain of your true motives, I remain wary.

I apologise for my earlier loss of composure on your unexpected return; in a fit of emotion and haste I omitted my end greeting from my message.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2.
 
#25
I say, you must be a liar or a knave. We have not spoken since your banishment from the Guild.

The GentlePoster Guild is still alive. I have taken the reins as the temporary Leader of the GentlePoster's Round... and we have had an era of tranquil ever since.

I choose to forget the incident that occured last we met, and the events that led up to it. And if you dare sully GentlePoster13's good name with your foul lips, I will be forced to take action. Since that day, GentlePoster13... has been catatonic. Rendered unable to post gently due to the barbaric torture you have put him through.

However, as any true GentlePoster knows, Code 43.B.ii of the GentlePoster's Code:

A true GentlePoster will show forgiveness towards a fellow GentlePoster should they fall into sin. They may express their discontent in an honest, reasonable and gentle manner; however, they must show compassion. For without compassion, the Guild will fall.

I reluctantly accept you back into the Guild. However, until I can be certain of your true motives, I remain wary.

I apologise for my earlier loss of composure on your unexpected return; in a fit of emotion and haste I omitted my end greeting from my message.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2.
@GentlePoster2 I... I had no idea..! Has it really been so long, that my memories faded into the void? I am aware of the GentlePoster Guild being revived but.. was it all you?

I humbly appreciate your huge heart and ability to forgive. GentlePoster's Code has always been the holy bible of rules that a GentlePoster man should follow.

With that being said, 2, I believe that you should still remember. Even after all those years. Who is. The number 1.

Kind regards,

GentlePoster1
 
#27
@GentlePoster2 I... I had no idea..! Has it really been so long, that my memories faded into the void? I am aware of the GentlePoster Guild being revived but.. was it all you?

I humbly appreciate your huge heart and ability to forgive. GentlePoster's Code has always been the holy bible of rules that a GentlePoster man should follow.

With that being said, 2, I believe that you should still remember. Even after all those years. Who is. The number 1.

Kind regards,

GentlePoster1
The boss reached out to me. After you brought the Guild into disrepute, we had no choice but to lay low and start over without you. However, out of respect, and... other feelings between us, I chose not to take the mantle as 1. Should I wish it, I will cast our history aside and take my rightful number.

However, I will not take kindly to threats. The New Order is flourishing without you. If we must do battle, then so be it.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2

@GentlePoster1 @GentlePoster2 please,please calm down you too. You both gentlemen know very well that we were forbidden to say the G name ever again after "the incident". Please, and I speak for the forum here,behave.
Mr Polite,

Thank you for your input, and I apologise that your crowning moment has been interrupted by a long and complicated history.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2
 
#28
@GentlePoster1 @GentlePoster2 please,please calm down you too. You both gentlemen know very well that we were forbidden to say the G name ever again after "the incident". Please, and I speak for the forum here,behave.
@Mr.Polite, sir. I apologize for my reckless behavior. It is comforting to know that you are aware of the chronic battle that has taken place in the past.

I respect your wish and I shall try to contain my feelings of rivalry that may have been born between me and GentlePoster2. It aches me to know that the GentlePoster Guild has been thriving without me. GentlePoster13... I wish I could see you one last time.

Mr.Polite, I will follow your will, always. Just say a word and my soul will be once again purified. I hope that GentlePoster2 will follow this example as well.

Kind regards,

GentlePoster1
 
#31
Do not make this man an ultra moderator, fools! He is a knucklehead with no vision! Being gentle and polite are not the qualities you seek! Mr. Polite, GentlePoster1, GentlePoster2, politely go to heck and suck an egg!

Yours freaking truly,
GentlePoster13
 
#33
Do not make this man an ultra moderator, fools! He is a knucklehead with no vision! Being gentle and polite are not the qualities you seek! Mr. Polite, GentlePoster1, GentlePoster2, politely go to heck and suck an egg!

Yours freaking truly,
GentlePoster13
Dear GentlePoster13,

I understand your grudge with us. However, please do not drag MrPolite’s moderator application into this. He is but an unrelated third party and not responsible for our actions.

Please, come to the meeting room and we can come to an agreement.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2
 
#37
@Mr.Polite @GentlePoster2 @GentlePoster1 @GentlePoster13

Of the four of you, only one can become an ultra mod. I'd like it if you could tell us more about yourselves, where exactly you shop and what you would do to the other ultra mod candidates to get this auspicious labor thrust upon your dapper chests.
Dear TheAncientCenturion,

I believe I have already made my stance clear. It is @Mr.Polite that I think should be Ultra Moderator. I am simply here to back him up with a gentle, positive reference.

Yours truly,

GentlePoster2
 
#39
@Mr.Polite @GentlePoster2 @GentlePoster1 @GentlePoster13

Of the four of you, only one can become an ultra mod. I'd like it if you could tell us more about yourselves, where exactly you shop and what you would do to the other ultra mod candidates to get this auspicious labor thrust upon your dapper chests.
Dear @TheAncientCenturion,

First and foremost I would like to thank you for your kind reply and suggestion that there is a chance for our beloved @Mr.Polite to become an Ultra Mod. That being said, I have to agree with my old friend GentlePoster2, we cordially offer our spot to him, no doubt about it.

Despite our differences, Mr.Polite is the only rightful owner of the title Ultra Moderator and by gods, I will fight until the end for him to receive this role.

Kind regards,

GentlePoster1
 
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