The longest urination delivered at one continuous scoot was one of 36 mins 24secs by Mr George Wingfield (GB) in the doorway of a newsagent's shop in Knutsford High Street on 22nd December 1986. Mr Wingfield was arrested and charged with a public order offense 17 mins into his record attempt, but arresting officers had to wait a further 19mins 24sec before taking him back to the station, where he reputedly broke the world falling downstairs' record.
To be fair, you have to have a
very high IQ to understand Dolzenabring 666. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Hex's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from
Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly
appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike D666 truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Taita's existencial catchphrase "jaderbadar" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic
Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just
imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as greatness unfolds itself on their screens. What fools... how I
pity them. π And yes by the way, I DO have a Hex Bozoline tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
