motherFUCKER
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK. THAT WAS THE LAST, UTTER, FUCKING STRAW FOR ME.
I FOUGHT FOR DIGIMON. I FUCKING LOST FRIENDS OVER THEM. I RODE ON AN AGUMON’S BACK IRL. I HAD FAITH. I HAD FAITH IN YOU, YOU FUCKING BASTARD. YOU SHATTERED EVERYTHING. I WAS ONE OF THE MOST LOYAL DIGI-DESTINED. I MANAGED TO GET DOZENS OF PEOPLE INTO IT. AND THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME AFTER A DECADE WORTH OF PATIENCE TO JUST FIGHT VIRUSES AND REBOOT THE DIGITAL WORLD? FUCKING HELL, FUCK YOU, POKÉMON. FUCK YOU. YOU AND YOUR SHITTY FUCKING LITTLE POCKET MONSTERS. YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT! I HANG THE GLORIOUS DIGIVICE OVER MY BED, AND MY GOD I WILL NOT GIVE IN. YOU LITERALLY WOULD HAVE TO CLAW IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD FUCKING BODY. I WILL DENY, DENY, DENY WHAT YOU JUST DID! YOU’RE AS GOOD AS DEAD TO ME! YOU TRAITOROUS CATCH-‘EM-ALL FUCK!
FUCK PIKACHU. FUCK CHARMANDER. FUCK BULBASAUR. FUCK SQUIRTLE. FUCK EVOLUTION. FUCKING GOD DAMN MOTHERFUCKING - BLAND, HELL-BOUND, BROKEN, DISGUSTING AND FORCED SERIES SHATTERING POKÉ-TRAINERS!
@Pot Goblin @Fujishiro