Can you defeat 100 penguins 1v1?

[DonWick]

Bro, a male kid would win that fight. Penguins are fragile.

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Depends on where you live lol

Fair point in MI it’s easy to get

 

[NAMELESS]

Fair point in MI it’s easy to get

.223rem is like 1,84usd a pop in Paraguay and 5.56 was 2usd a pop back in Bolsonaro's day. I believe .223rem/5.56 prices range from 0.30~0.50usd a round in the US.

 

[DonWick]

.223rem is like 1,84usd a pop in Paraguay and 5.56 was 2usd a pop back in Bolsonaro's day. I believe .223rem/5.56 prices range from 0.30~0.50usd a round in the US.

It is around $.50/round where I live. I haven’t bought any since COVID so I probably overpaid back then but I stocked up.

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

How I'd be moving against those penguins:

Spoiler

 

[NAMELESS]

It is around $.50/round where I live. I haven’t bought any since COVID so I probably overpaid back then but I stocked up.

If you reload the prices will be lower ofc.

 

[BillSlipton]

Nobody can do that, they'd collapse from exhaustion before they even get past ten

Ridiculous. I could slam 10 penguins head first into a rock without breaking a sweat. You ever worked construction or any type of steel fabrication?

 

[NAMELESS]

Ridiculous. I could slam 10 penguins head first into a rock without breaking a sweat. You ever worked construction or any type of steel fabrication?

A kid can literally kick or stomp a penguin into oblivion.

 

[BillSlipton]

A kid can literally kick or stomp a penguin into oblivion.

I could take on at least 25, 12 year olds in 1v1's before I started getting tired.

The penguins stand no chance

 

[NAMELESS]

I could take on at least 25, 12 year olds in 1v1's before I started getting tired.

The penguins stand no chance

Penguins are overgrown birds. Their bones are way too fragile. Their beaks can hurt you, but if you time your kicks right, it should be safe.

 

[BillSlipton]

Penguins are overgrown birds. Their bones are way too fragile. Their beaks can hurt you, but if you time your kicks right, it should be safe.

I would use a dead penguin body to beat and kill other penguins

 

[NAMELESS]

I would use a dead penguin body to beat and kill other penguins

lol

 

[BillSlipton]

lol

Hmm I just considered the idea that you'd be naked vs the penguins. I assume with long fingernails and some intelligence it shouldn't be too hard to kill 1 rather quickly and then use the body to kill and maim other penguins

Lmfao

 

[NAMELESS]

Hmm I just considered the idea that you'd be naked vs the penguins. I assume with long fingernails and some intelligence it shouldn't be too hard to kill 1 rather quickly and then use the body to kill and maim other penguins

Lmfao

Imagine if a Penguin lands at bite at your dickhead. Brutal. I would exterminate them all without mercy if that happened.

 

[Johnny B. Decent]

Can I keep one as a pet?

 

[Juanpiz]

I would use a dead penguin body to beat and kill other penguins

Some Baki shit

 

[Rumble]

Send one at a time, send five, it don't matter, I'm fucking these tuxedo wearing mfers up regardless.

 

[NikaInParis]

My construction boots and some sweatpants underneath jeans and I'm making short work of those bums

 

[Blax Blah]

Can I keep one as a pet?

You can keep them all as pets, just have to defeat them

 

[NAMELESS]

You can keep them all as pets, just have to defeat them

Good luck feeding 100 penguins though. That will cost a small fortune.

 

[BillSlipton]

Imagine if a Penguin lands at bite at your dickhead. Brutal. I would exterminate them all without mercy if that happened.

Brutal