This thread only gets worse as it goes on, you've been warned
Like, let's say Benn Beckman just busts it back like Buggy Balls, and bombards a battalion's barricade with bodacious booty bouncing.
Okay, maybe we need a bigger booty.
If Loki hears the Drums of Liberation from Luffy's Heartbeat in Gear 5, and starts straight twerking on that freaky Nika beat:
Can the giant clapping of Loki's cheeks, make a Supreme King Roar, like Linlin and Warcury have done in the past? (Regarding Kaido's Victory Roar Morj was quite fond of, I've likewise wondered if Kaido's Roar would be a CoC Roar meant to break the Will/defeat any remaining stragglers after he beats the Crew's Captain.)
Can you just... Do a CoC Fart? Like, say Linlin's kids prank her and put beans/laxatives in a cake.
Can Linlin destroy Whole Cake island with her whole cake?
Like, Eichiiro Oda can be wonderfully childish with his humor. After the hilarious Zoan nonsense in Onigashima, is Big Mom destroying a Battleship by farting out Supreme King Haki really even that weird for this series?
Zunesha: "I can hear the Clapping of the Cheeks of Liberation... Soulja Boi... he's returned...!"
Loki Awakening the Soulja Boy Fruit in Wano Act Fur like:
Supersonic Van Augur should have eaten a Sound Fruit, and fired his farts out at high speeds as bullets.
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Who would have the most powerful Haki Twerk Wave in the series?
I think I've gotta give it to Linlin, off the top of my head, but there's so much ass to explore before you reach the bottom of the barrel in One Piece (this is it, this thread is the FUCKING bottom of the barrel).
Shirahoshi though can get all the Sea Kings to twerk at once, which could possibly create seismic tremors powerful enough to destroy the world. Good guy Imu, trying to stop Shirahoshi's Sea King Twerk Rave from causing global earthquakes /s (BEAT EM UP, SHIRAHOSHI)
How big can Gear 5 make Luffy? Like, his Giant form so far has more or less looked like Luffy is he was stretched to general Giant size, IMO. Size-scaling in One Piece is a poopoo platter, so, hard to tell. Can Luffy get to Loki's size via Gear 5? Would be fun to see Loki/Luffy side by side in the same size.
Since Luffy's ass cheeks are made of rubber, and he's shown a remarkable ability to adjust his body using his Rubber/Reality Fucking powers, Luffy probably has the most ass-reverberation potential to maximize the wave's force. I think Luffy is the true master of the CoC Twerk Wave, and, using his Rubber Buns and Anus as a railgun, he can theoretically launch his Haki out in a cannon, like Rocks' sword blasts.
Luffy's Clapping Cheeks of Liberation
How low can you gooooo???
If Luffy gyrated his ass cheeks hard enough, and then slammed them onto the ground, and started twerking upon the very Vearth itself, could he also cause Shirahoshi-Sea-King-Booty-Shaking earthquakes?
I also have to give Kaido a shout-out here, because I am of the mindset he can also fire Borobreaths out of his bunghole.
If Dragon has the Wind Fruit, too, look out if you're to the West.
Zooma Zooma Zooma Zooma Zooma Zooma
