"These tiny Clown Fish babies circling in your palm are absolutely adorable. They're all brothers."
Oh, cool, like Alvin and the Chipmunks-
"But, as time goes on, the strongest one will actually turn into a female, and become the Queen."
Oh. That's kinda crazy. Uh... how does-
"Once she takes the throne, the first thing she does is find the second strongest brother and turn him into her mate."
WUT. WUT. HUH???
"They'll start a family, and raise the next generation."
WITH CLOWN INCEST???
"When the Queen eventually passes away, her mate will undergo a transformation, changing from male to female, and taking over as the new Queen."
THE BIG MOM PIRATES????
"So, after Marlin's wife passed away-"
Oh god please stop no
"He would actually change into a female-"
THERE IS STILL TIME TO STOP THE KEY FROM TURNING, GRAVEMIND SAID SO
"And Nemo, being the strongest Clownfish, would become her mate."
"The cycle continues."
You mean the whirlwind of court papers?
"Being the Queen isn't just about reproduction. She also controls the size of the-"
Good lord please
"Group, making sure there's just the right number of Clownfish living in harmony"
That's one way to fucking describe it
"With their sea Anemone."
NANI???? NOW THERE'S TENTACLES INVOLVED????
"Thanks to a special mucus layer on their skin."
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh like the Frog Chick from Boku no Hero Academia, Tsuyu Asui
"Clownfish can get used to the Anenome's stinging tentacles"
"And use them as a cozy"
...Oh no, not again, I feel like the Falling Whale from the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy...
"Home"
Thank God
"In return, Clownfish help keep their Anemone nice and clean."
Robin: "Holy Transexual Clownfish Incest, Batman, Aquaman's entire realm is full of amorous aquatic anomalies and repulsive and repugnant reproduction!"
Batman: "But why would the rich people want to kill the oceans and the aquatic life in them... when they love incest? It doesn't make sense, Robin."
CoC: "So, I'm retiring as a clown, and living at the top of the Alps, in utter seclusion, to escape the insanity."
Batman: "If I was a Clownfish, we'd be married, Robin."
Robin: "Bruce, what the fuck???"
Religion: "Gay marriage isn't natural."
CoC: "YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT NATURAL IS, WHAT NATURE IS- Wait, is this why those cultist freaks, the British Royal Family loves incest? THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY... ARE SECRETLY CLOWN FISH-MEN"
FORGETTING NEMO
