Fanclub Conejo Blanco: Next Degenerate Title Pending...
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they say the closer you get to something
the tougher it is to see it
it hurts the most when its from within the family
hi it's me, uncle kekko, the one that misses all family gatherings and you've never seen around here since your aunt's wedding 16 years ago
but you know what, i still respect the family more than you @MonochromeYoru
because without family we have nothing
for family... is everything
the tougher it is to see it
it hurts the most when its from within the family
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hi it's me, uncle kekko, the one that misses all family gatherings and you've never seen around here since your aunt's wedding 16 years ago
but you know what, i still respect the family more than you @MonochromeYoru
because without family we have nothing
for family... is everything
What shall the new title be?
@Devilbat -KUN! LOOK WHAT I GOT! YA-HA!
So me and my mum had a late night McDonalds randomly and she wanted a happy meal as she didn't want to eat much, so I asked for a toy and I got this with it!:
I love it so much! I instantly thought of you when I saw it!
So me and my mum had a late night McDonalds randomly and she wanted a happy meal as she didn't want to eat much, so I asked for a toy and I got this with it!:
I love it so much! I instantly thought of you when I saw it!
I am glad you got it!!! And honoured you thought of me and decided to share
He's a Snow Leopard like Law's animal motif.
Also lmaoooo, monkey is freaky then? Not the Furious Five but the Freaky Five?! I KNEW THATS WHAT IT WAS, thats why they act so uptight! Its all a front for their freakiness! SMH!
First with Oogway and now Tai Lung?! Will they go for Po next as hes a BBW? (Bear thats black and white?)
BEPO STAY AWAY FROM THEM!
The Great Furry Weapon
[Scene: The Great Fairy Fountain in Hyrule Warriors. Link kneels dramatically as glowing petals swirl around. The Great Fairy rises, ethereal and majestic… except something is very wrong.]
Great Fairy (booming voice):
Hero of Time! Chosen one! Take this… the Great Furry Weapon!
[A giant, sparkling wolf tail plops into Link’s hands. The petals stop. Everyone blinks.]
Link:
……?
Midna (cackling):
Oh. Ohhh, this is delicious. You hear that, blondie? Not “fairy” weapon… “furry” weapon. They remembered your little wolf phase.
Link (blushing, waving hands):
Hyaaah!! No!! That was different!!
Midna (floating smugly):
Different? Honey, I rode on your back for an entire game. You growled. You dug holes. You howled at the moon like it was your job. Face it—you had a fursona before it was cool.
Agitha (clapping excitedly):
A wolf fursona? Oooh! Can I give it butterfly wings?? And a shiny exoskeleton??
Cia (rolling eyes):
Pathetic. I enslaved armies with dark magic, and this guy’s ultimate weapon is a tail accessory from Spirit Halloween.
Impa (stoic, but trying not to laugh):
…Hero. Control yourself. The battlefield requires discipline, not… cosplay.
Linkle (snort-laughing so hard she drops her crossbows):
Oh my god. I knew it! Link has an inner wolf. That’s why you’re so broody and silent—like a knock-off Edward from Twilight.
Midna (smirking wider):
Careful, Linkle. In his “Twilight” phase, Link definitely imprinted on me. Right, mutt?
Link (spluttering):
HUUUHHH?!
Darunia (slapping his knee, roaring with laughter):
BAHAHA! Don’t be ashamed, brother! In Goron culture, we all have fursonas. Mine is a giant lava hamster.
Zelda (pinching her temples):
This is a diplomatic catastrophe. How can I explain to the kingdom that the Hero wields… the Paw of Destiny?
King Daphnes (nodding solemnly):
I once sank an entire kingdom beneath the waves to prevent calamity. This is worse.
Tetra (crossing arms):
Honestly? Kind of iconic. I mean, pirates have parrots, ninjas have masks… heroes have tails? Checks out.
Marin (softly, like she’s in a musical number):
When I sang to the animals, I never thought the Hero himself would… become one. Link, you’ve truly bridged the gap between Hyrule and the furry convention.
Midna (patting Link’s shoulder):
Don’t fight it. Embrace it. Growl a little. Wag that tail. Go full Jacob Black on us.
Link (staring at the camera, horrified):
…Excuuuuse me, princess.
[Everyone howls with laughter. The Great Fairy shrugs and conjures a massive wolf fursuit sword with glittery paw pads.]
Great Fairy:
Sorry, no refunds.
[Smash cut to battlefield: Link swinging the Great Furry Weapon, knocking Moblins into the stratosphere with squeaky-toy sound effects while Midna laughs herself sick.]
Title Card:
Hyrule Warriors: Furry of the Wild
Also lmaoooo, monkey is freaky then? Not the Furious Five but the Freaky Five?! I KNEW THATS WHAT IT WAS, thats why they act so uptight! Its all a front for their freakiness! SMH!
First with Oogway and now Tai Lung?! Will they go for Po next as hes a BBW? (Bear thats black and white?)
BEPO STAY AWAY FROM THEM!
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The Great Furry Weapon
[Scene: The Great Fairy Fountain in Hyrule Warriors. Link kneels dramatically as glowing petals swirl around. The Great Fairy rises, ethereal and majestic… except something is very wrong.]
Great Fairy (booming voice):
Hero of Time! Chosen one! Take this… the Great Furry Weapon!
[A giant, sparkling wolf tail plops into Link’s hands. The petals stop. Everyone blinks.]
Link:
……?
Midna (cackling):
Oh. Ohhh, this is delicious. You hear that, blondie? Not “fairy” weapon… “furry” weapon. They remembered your little wolf phase.
Link (blushing, waving hands):
Hyaaah!! No!! That was different!!
Midna (floating smugly):
Different? Honey, I rode on your back for an entire game. You growled. You dug holes. You howled at the moon like it was your job. Face it—you had a fursona before it was cool.
Agitha (clapping excitedly):
A wolf fursona? Oooh! Can I give it butterfly wings?? And a shiny exoskeleton??
Cia (rolling eyes):
Pathetic. I enslaved armies with dark magic, and this guy’s ultimate weapon is a tail accessory from Spirit Halloween.
Impa (stoic, but trying not to laugh):
…Hero. Control yourself. The battlefield requires discipline, not… cosplay.
Linkle (snort-laughing so hard she drops her crossbows):
Oh my god. I knew it! Link has an inner wolf. That’s why you’re so broody and silent—like a knock-off Edward from Twilight.
Midna (smirking wider):
Careful, Linkle. In his “Twilight” phase, Link definitely imprinted on me. Right, mutt?
Link (spluttering):
HUUUHHH?!
Darunia (slapping his knee, roaring with laughter):
BAHAHA! Don’t be ashamed, brother! In Goron culture, we all have fursonas. Mine is a giant lava hamster.
Zelda (pinching her temples):
This is a diplomatic catastrophe. How can I explain to the kingdom that the Hero wields… the Paw of Destiny?
King Daphnes (nodding solemnly):
I once sank an entire kingdom beneath the waves to prevent calamity. This is worse.
Tetra (crossing arms):
Honestly? Kind of iconic. I mean, pirates have parrots, ninjas have masks… heroes have tails? Checks out.
Marin (softly, like she’s in a musical number):
When I sang to the animals, I never thought the Hero himself would… become one. Link, you’ve truly bridged the gap between Hyrule and the furry convention.
Midna (patting Link’s shoulder):
Don’t fight it. Embrace it. Growl a little. Wag that tail. Go full Jacob Black on us.
Link (staring at the camera, horrified):
…Excuuuuse me, princess.
[Everyone howls with laughter. The Great Fairy shrugs and conjures a massive wolf fursuit sword with glittery paw pads.]
Great Fairy:
Sorry, no refunds.
[Smash cut to battlefield: Link swinging the Great Furry Weapon, knocking Moblins into the stratosphere with squeaky-toy sound effects while Midna laughs herself sick.]
Title Card:
Hyrule Warriors: Furry of the Wild
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