Fanclub Conejo Blanco: House of the Bunkuza

[Joe D. Olphin]

@Mr. Reloaded pulled a Helen of Troy and said @Joe D. Olphin is his best frienden, while he already had @Bepo D. Bear as his best friend, and you know with the superlatives, there's only one best friend, you know what I mean? Now both bears and dolphins are losing their shit over a reporter who probably makes a shitload of money now

@Mr. Reloaded look, i found childhood picturen of us from long time ago :)

Oh i needen this!! Why we dolphínes have to suffer, why?? When i wear shirt everybody will know that we are poor animals and they all wante to be our frienden then.. Do they have shirt in my size??

@ThatGuy begins his assault on Greece in retaliation to his arrest last month. Several buildings set ablaze Friday morning with hundreds feared dead. The fires spread into the forest where over 300 bears are said to reside

All feared dead.​

Good work my guyfrienden, good work

How you like this @Bepo D. Bear? :)

The dolphins issued this statement

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Oh i look good in camera :)

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Mr. Reloaded look, i found childhood picturen of us from long time ago :)

We were so young!

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

We were so young!

I'm sorry if I have to interrupt your nostalgic moment, but wtf is this

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I'm sorry if I have to interrupt your nostalgic moment, but wtf is this

Oh nothing, just a little spice to the drama being trickled here and there

 

[Peroroncino]

Capybaras rule

 

[Bepo D. Bear]

Oh nothing, just a little spice to the drama being trickled here and there

I see, i see

Capybaras rule

 

[Joe D. Olphin]

We were so young!

So innocente.. still unaware of the threat that bears are..

 

[Devilbat]

Oh i needen this!! Why we dolphínes have to suffer, why?? When i wear shirt everybody will know that we are poor animals and they all wante to be our frienden then.. Do they have shirt in my size??

We can get a deal and make you and your bois a new consignment, of all colours and sizes. I have right connections for that.
The only question is payment

 

[Warback]

@Mr. Reloaded pulled a Helen of Troy and said @Joe D. Olphin is his best frienden, while he already had @Bepo D. Bear as his best friend, and you know with the superlatives, there's only one best friend, you know what I mean? Now both bears and dolphins are losing their shit over a reporter who probably makes a shitload of money now

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Manhunt for @ThatGuy continues.
Several dozen spotted sightings of the suspect have been reported. He was said to have been seen wearing a Dolphin tee-shirt, holding a bottle of Ouzo and a teddy bear

Suspect is also said to be armed with 2 hand pistols strapped to both his legs!

In regards to the war

The orcas have arrived to assist the bears!

They implanted an electrical bomb in a known nesting river of the dolphins killing a total of 500 of them!

The bears released a statement over the massacre

The dolphins in a fit of rage turn their anger towards an uninvolved party the Capybaras dropping a newly developed nuclear device on one of their known breeding grounds. Killing 200 Capy's 100 bear bros were also caught in the blast.

The dolphins release a statement over the attacks

More news as it comes!

Spoiler: This is not a productive use of my time, but I having too much fun!

@Pot Goblin @GrandmasterChef Zonji @Devilbat @Shimotsuki Ghostly @CoC: Color of Clowns @Playa4321 @Horo Horo Musume @Bepo D. Bear @Joe D. Olphin @Peroroncino @Emmazrine

 

[Emmazrine]

wait now we are hating on bears?

delete this fc

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

wait now we are hating on bears?

delete this fc

Me? Hate bears?

I'd never!

 

[Emmazrine]

Me? Hate bears?

I'd never!

wait why im fraud? 😭😭

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

wait why im fraud? 😭😭

Yes you spend too much time in the politics thread. You pretend to be a wholesome user but in reality you are evil.

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

wait why im fraud? 😭😭

Can you prove you're not?

 

[Emmazrine]

Yes you spend too much time in the politics thread. You pretend to be a wholesome user but in reality you are evil.

im just curious why it so active 😭😭
and it's a break week so the forum seems dead 💀

Post automatically merged: Sep 8, 2023

Can you prove you're not?

i can

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

im just curious why it so active

It's full on shitposting ,usually there are only 3 topics or so that are repeated : trans issues, Hindu nationalism and white supremacy

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

im just curious why it so active 😭😭
and it's a break week so the forum seems dead 💀

Break week is exactly why the politics thread is active and to be honest, the only reason

 

[Emmazrine]

It's full on shitposting ,usually there are only 3 topics or so that are repeated : trans issues, Hindu nationalism and white supremacy

atleast no more "femminist" topic from you know who 😭😭💀

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

The dolphins release new demands for the release of Chocolatespice.

If the Greece Police do not capture @ThatGuy within the next 24 hours, Chocolate will be the next bear to go.

Dolphins use their nukes on the country of Spain. As a warning to the police to not interfere in the war.

Spoiler

@Pot Goblin @GrandmasterChef Zonji @Bepo D. Bear @Devilbat @CoC: Color of Clowns @Shimotsuki Ghostly @Horo Horo Musume