Fools. While you were deliberating the legal nature of furries, under the guise of a trial run by a man known for banging Latias, I was BUILDING my LEGACY.
Inspired by the great doctor of the Roger Pirates, Crocus, who hollowed out the fabled Whale, Laboon, I have BUILT A MEGALOPOLIS INSIDE OF ZUNESHA'S ASSHOLE
Go ahead and convict me, I live on a phantom island filled with super-powered lightning producing, super-loyal, proud warrior beasts.
The Beast Pirates couldn't extract Raizo out of a tree, I wish the Family good luck excavating Zunesha's bunghole in the world's largest colonoscopy ever performed.
Do you know how many traps and hidden chambers I have shoved up this giant Elephant's bowels? You don't want to find me, and you NEVER WILL
I have constructed a system of pipes that allows me to redirect Zunesha's refuse, and if you fuck with me, I will literally drop a metric shitload of Elephant poop on your ship and capsize it. SHOULD HAVE ARRESTED ME SOONER, MUTHERFLUFFERS, I'M LONE GONE, NOW, GOONING TO MINK HENTAI, SNUG AS A BUG IN A LABYRINTH IN ZUNESHA'S BOOTY
With my army of autonomous Elephant Crap Cannons, no one is coming close to my sacred sanctuary.
Sorry,
@Yoho , I tried, but these trials are corrupt as fuck, and I had to watch my own back, because
@Pot Goblin sure as hell wasn't saving my ass after all the micro-betrayals I've accumulated over the years.
I have left no Vivre Cards behind, either.
I will live the rest of my life, and die within the bowels of this Giant Elephant wandering the whimsical and war-filled oceans.
Ganbare, my fellow furries. Even if I am now unable to live upon the surface world after banging too much Mink ass, I will still contact you on WorstGen via the internet. Someday, maybe, we will meet again, and have a giant fury orgy.
(levitates up to the sky and then into Zunesha's anus)