Controversial Conejo, Murder, Furries, Betrayal: Warback trial sign-up thread

[Sir Yasheen]

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Your honor i would like to plead not guilty to the charges, i did not have sexual relations with that woman.

As much as a hoe as she is

Ummm sir you’re on trial for murder.

 

[Warback]

Ummm sir you’re on trial for murder.

I just wanted to call this woman i don't know a hoe

 

[Sir Yasheen]

I just wanted to call this woman i don't know a hoe

Fair. Mrs. Reloaded was quite a hoe. @Mr. Reloaded

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Fair. Mrs. Reloaded was quite a hoe. @Mr. Reloaded

That she was

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Some same justice is inevitable. Just like death.

Now, it is time to watch courtroom chaos.

Who will become a furry?

Who will die?

Will the courthouse be lifted off into space by alien tractor beams?

Come and find out

 

[Devilbat]

Some same justice is inevitable. Just like death.

Now, it is time to watch courtroom chaos.

Who will become a furry?

Who will die?

Will the courthouse be lifted off into space by alien tractor beams?

Come and find out

And get that delicious moon cake! Quality certified by @Bepo D. Bear

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

And get that delicious moon cake! Quality certified by @Bepo D. Bear

I gotta get around to destroying this cake

 

[Warback]

Rambles pretend my name is Lucci and defend me !

 

[Devilbat]

I gotta get around to destroying this cake

Too late, I've got a whole bunch prepared and more are on the way!

I just hope that drug dealing won't get me disqualified from jury duty

Rambles pretend my name is Lucci and defend me !

You gotta try harder, bro
At least take Lucci's picture as your avi to impersonate him

 

[Rambles]

Rambles pretend my name is Lucci and defend me !

This was not stated in our contract!

(How much more would you pay for me to do it?)
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Too late, I've got a whole bunch prepared and more are on the way!

I just hope that drug dealing won't get me disqualified from jury duty



You gotta try harder, bro
At least take Lucci's picture as your avi to impersonate him

No, please, keep the bird - I have associated myself with you being that bird! @Warback
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@Mr. Reloaded : When is the trial scheduled to start? (I need that info just for me to be able to prepare for that specific date.)

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Mr. Reloaded : When is the trial scheduled to start? (I need that info just for me to be able to prepare for that specific date.)

Hoping to get it going by Saturday.

 

[Rambles]

Hoping to get it going by Saturday.

Ok, Saturday is good.

 

[Warback]

This was not stated in our contract!

(How much more would you pay for me to do it?)
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No, please, keep the bird - I have associated myself with you being that bird! @Warback
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@Mr. Reloaded : When is the trial scheduled to start? (I need that info just for me to be able to prepare for that specific date.)

I'll rescind my bet with you and if you get me off ( not sexually), i'll be a Lucci stan every Friday and rotating weekends.

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

@Mr. Reloaded Jury pls!🙏

 

[Rambles]

I'll rescind my bet with you and if you get me off ( not sexually), i'll be a Lucci stan every Friday and rotating weekends.

But,... but... I like our bet... . You would truely rescind?

I would do it, if we were to extend the bet we already have. Maybe two months or so?
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And the Lucci stan is binding too?

 

[Warback]

But,... but... I like our bet... . You would truely rescind?

I would do it, if we were to extend the bet we already have. Maybe two months or so?
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And the Lucci stan is binding too?

Just get me out of here man, ( the cop that imprisoned me killed his wife and he's pinning it on me)

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Just get me out of here man, ( the cop that imprisoned me killed his wife and he's pinning it on me)

@Peroroncino is a very respectable officer who would never

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Hoping to get it going by Saturday.

You're hopping in on Saturday? Happy to hear that Bunnyloaded 😊🐰

 

[Rambles]

Just get me out of here man, ( the cop that imprisoned me killed his wife and he's pinning it on me)

The cop that imprisoned you, works for the mayor. And the mayor rules everything here.

And look at the jury, man - you are srewed anyway.

... that is ... unless you have money?

 

[Warback]

I would like a diferent lawyer