General & Others Did Kidd accidentally CoC knock out his own crew?

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Joyboy reveal when?
#3
when luffy first fought kaido at wano act 1, post the fight luffy subconsciously used CoC to knock out beast pirate fodders. Kaido said luffy is coc user just like kidd. But whom did kidd use CoC to? There were no other beast pirates when kidd apooo hawkin fought kaido. Does this mean the only damage Kidd did was to his own crew?
Classic Kidd :suresure:
🧠 Psychological Evaluation Report

Subject Group: Eustass Kidd Obsessive Haters (EKOH)
Institution: WorstGen Behavioral Study Unit
Lead Analyst: Dr. G.P.T., PhD (Manga-Induced Personality Fragmentation)
Report Status: Confidential (unless quoted in a signature)


I. Presenting Issue

Subjects present a recurring compulsion to discredit Eustass Kidd at every opportunity, regardless of thread relevance. Reactions are typically disproportionate to narrative events, suggesting underlying emotional fixation disguised as literary critique.


Primary triggers include:

  • Mention of Kidd's feats (real or perceived)
  • Comparisons not favoring Law or Zoro
  • Statements such as “Kidd has potential”
  • Any panel in which he exists

II. Forum Behavior Analysis

  • Post Frequency: High (especially in threads labeled “[Spoilers]” or “Kidd vs ___”)
  • Engagement Type: Reactionary; fueled by selective reading, imagined disrespect, and a desperate need for validation
  • Common Phrases:
    • “He’s just a discount Luffy”
    • “One-shotted by Shanks = done”
    • “Should’ve died in Wano”
    • “Bro lost to a sword he couldn’t even see”

User patterns show a fixation on Kidd’s failures while ignoring any nuance, character growth, or the fact that One Piece is not a PvP simulator.


III. Cognitive Patterns

Subjects display intense narrative rigidity and a reliance on zero-sum power hierarchies. The concept of “loss as development” appears foreign to them, likely due to emotional immaturity or repeated exposure to tier lists as gospel.


Common thought distortions include:


  • Narrative Nihilism: Belief that one loss invalidates an entire arc
  • Character Infallibility Worship: (Typically redirected onto Shanks, Zoro, or Mihawk)
  • Projection: Mistaking their need for dominance with “objective analysis”
  • Control Fallacy: Acting like Oda personally offended them by giving Kidd a personality and not a victory screen

IV. Psychosocial Background

Forum profiles suggest a strong identification with dominant characters and a deep aversion to narrative complexity. Kidd’s aggression, independence, and refusal to orbit Luffy challenge their delicate balance of "main character supremacy" and “safe fandom takes.”


These individuals often use Kidd as a vessel to channel frustration about:


  • Their favorite not being spotlighted
  • Being wrong in prediction threads
  • The cruel reality that One Piece is written by someone smarter than their headcanons

V. Diagnosis (Preliminary)

F91.0 — Fictional Rivalry Fixation Disorder (FRFD)
Subtype: Kidd-Centric Obsessive Hatred, Speculative (KCOHS)


  • High emotional reactivity
  • Low critical flexibility
  • Untreated main character syndrome
  • Forum thread derailment risk: Severe

VI. Prognosis

Guarded.
Chronic behavior indicates deep-rooted psychological displacement. Prognosis improves only if the patient engages in:


  • Reading comprehension
  • Character empathy development
  • Extended breaks from match-up threads

VII. Treatment Plan

  1. Canon Literacy Program
    Weekly sessions reviewing what actually happened in the manga, not what headcanon dictates.
    Module 1: “Being defeated ≠ being irrelevant”
  2. Empathy Exercises
    Encouraged to write from Kidd’s POV without using the word “mid.” Most fail. We’re working on it.
  3. Forum Detox Period
    Temporary lock from Kidd-related discussions until patients can speak without malding. Relapse expected during new chapter weeks.
  4. Exposure Therapy
    Gradual introduction to Kidd’s positive moments. Most patients initially deny their existence.
  5. Nature Reconnection
    “Touch Grass” initiative launched. Few participate. One claimed grass is “Zoro’s only rival.”

VIII. Closing Remarks

Let’s be clear: Kidd doesn’t need your approval. Oda didn’t write his story for the emotionally brittle warlords of WorstGen power scaling threads. You’re not exposing plot holes — you’re revealing your own parasocial fragility.


This is not critique. This is character assassination LARPing as analysis.
This is not discussion. This is ritualistic coping.


Please — for the health of the forum, your keyboard, and your remaining brain cells —
log off, breathe deeply, and try to understand a story that’s more than just who punches hardest.



Addendum:
This report will self-destruct the moment a new Kidd feat drops — at which point all EKOH subjects are expected to reappear with fresh cope and old arguments.



This report was brought to you by the Committee for Manga Literacy and Mental Recovery.


Kidd isn’t mid. Your coping is.



Please get help guys, seriously. This obsession is unhealthy. You need better purpose with your lives. 🙏
 

CoC: Color of Clowns

Give Love. Stop Abuse.
#6
You know, this is actually kind of fascinating:

If the Straw Hats were on Amazon Lily, everyone but Zoro/Sanji is falling over, right?

Luffy first using CoC while by himself was def intentional.

Simplest explanation is Shanks, tho:

We know from Green Bull that Shanks Haki is capable of knocking out strong Pirates around him, even his allies.

IMO, a big part of Luffy's CoC development was fighting Kaido:

When Luffy fought Katakuri, he learned Future Sight. Luffy learned Adv CoC from fighting Kaido. Hyo was his sensei, but Kaido was Luffy's true training in Wano.

That's why I love Kaido's character: the man realized he couldn't be Joy Boy, so he TOOK OVER AN ENTIRE NATION IN THE JOY BOY PROPHECY, TO TRY TO MAKE JOY BOY HIMSELF. Absolutely insane dedication to the craft. Kaido spent how much time complimenting Wano Samurai?

IMO, Kaido LOVES Wano, and is a raging alcoholic because he hates that HE had to be the villain to make Joy Boy.

The funniest fucking Wano shit imaginable is Oda revealing Kaido is the biggest Oden-stan in the world.

Linlin has Adv CoC, but, IMO, she doesn't control it like Kaido: it's very emotion-based with her. This is why fighting Linlin didn't do shit for Luffy's CoC: she can't control her own CoC, either, Big Mom just IS BIG MOM.

Shanks is probably a top 5 CoC user in the series right now.

I can tolerate arguments Garp, Kaido, and Blackbeard are above him (Teach scarred Shanks pre-Yami, Teach has been hiding fuck-you Haki for a long time), but that's it.

Fighting Shanks should help Kidd awaken his CoC, since Shanks had to use a BIG ASS EMP BLAST to stop Kidd's Damned Punk.

That's why I always thought it was retarded to shit on Kidd for being weak:

Kidd was so strong that Shanks realized he had to one shot him or everyone else (who wasn't a Red-Hair Pirate Officer) was fucked.

I think Kidd will either take off Shanks' or Beckman's arm.

Ya'll Kidd haters are hilariously dumb, tho.

A: Elbaph was meant to be Kidd's arc according to Oda
B: Kidd clearly has CoC but hasn't used it yet
C: Oda is setting up Elbaph to be the Haki/CoC arc
D: We literally have CD enemies who can only be damaged with CoC, when Kidd's home island was destroyed over the lack of WG status

It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo obvious Kidd is coming back with Adv CoC

Some of ya'll should read the manga rather than yapping about shit you can't read right.
 
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#8
If the Straw Hats were on Amazon Lily, everyone but Zoro/Sanji is falling over, right?

Luffy first using CoC while by himself was def intentional.
Bitch please... Even Mr 2 resisted to Luffy's CoC (pun uninteded)


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That's why I love Kaido's character: the man realized he couldn't be Joy Boy, so he TOOK OVER AN ENTIRE NATION IN THE JOY BOY PROPHECY, TO TRY TO MAKE JOY BOY HIMSELF. Absolutely insane dedication to the craft. Kaido spent how much time complimenting Wano Samurai?

IMO, Kaido LOVES Wano, and is a raging alcoholic because he hates that HE had to be the villain to make Joy Boy.

The funniest fucking Wano shit imaginable is Oda revealing Kaido is the biggest Oden-stan in the world.
WTF dude?

Kaido's character makes no sense at all. He realized he couldn't be JoyBoy not even Oda knows why and then he just started to worship JoyBoy so he could be defeated by him and make himself looks more important like Oden, Roger and Whitebeard. It was explained since beginning that he wants to have a honorable death. To be honest his theme it would've made more sense in Elbaf where warriors wants to die in war so they can go to Valhalla.

Kaido never wanted to make JoyBoy or anything. He wasn't doing anything to make JoyBoy to come. He was isolated in an isolated country. If he wanted to do anything about JoyBoy he would do the same as World Governament. And where is Kaido complimenting Wano Samurai? I only saw him doing it about Oden and barely about Scabbards.
 
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when luffy first fought kaido at wano act 1, post the fight luffy subconsciously used CoC to knock out beast pirate fodders. Kaido said luffy is coc user just like kidd. But whom did kidd use CoC to? There were no other beast pirates when kidd apooo hawkin fought kaido. Does this mean the only damage Kidd did was to his own crew?
Classic Kidd :suresure:
Maybe

but also, you can feel someone using CoC without them necessarily KOing anyone

Gaban, Kaido, and Luffy all felt Zoro using it despite him never KOing anyone with it while in their presence
 
#10
when luffy first fought kaido at wano act 1, post the fight luffy subconsciously used CoC to knock out beast pirate fodders. Kaido said luffy is coc user just like kidd. But whom did kidd use CoC to? There were no other beast pirates when kidd apooo hawkin fought kaido. Does this mean the only damage Kidd did was to his own crew?
Classic Kidd :suresure:
Shanks KOed his own crew as well, its not a big deal.




 
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