Speculations Did Kuma and Big Mom just... bang and make Bonney?

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Kuma is part of a "very special race" according to Bonney, and we know Big Mom is obsessed with making babies of every race (remember her seducing King in Wano? Yeow!)

Listen... I think most of us like Kuma a good deal. So, obviously, this isn't the best for him.

But, it's a possibility we can't ignore. I personally think Bonney is Big Mom's clone. But, there's no proof of that yet.

The hair, lipstick, and eating habits are too much to ignore. There's a connection there.

And the most obvious option, is that Bonney really is Kuma's daughter, and that her Dad fucked Big Mom.

At the least, we can't rule it out yet, really.

It's not out of the question for Big Mom to have more estranged children we don't know of.

 

[vikas]

Kuma is BM's child ... that's why his race was not mentioned by BM to be missing from her collection.

 

[Crush]

Big Mom is missing 3 races.


1. Giants
2. Lunarians
3. Kuma's Race

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

Kuma is BM's child ... that's why his race was not mentioned by BM to be missing from her collection.

Oh fuck. That's actually really good circumstantial evidence.

Kuma and Big Mom... ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Wait, Kuma was known as a pirate. Is... is there any chance he was a junior pirate on Rocks, and that's how he knew Big Mom in the first place? Then... he met her years later, and... uh... the paws didn't repel the way they should have???

 

[centurion]

 

[Jew D. Boy]

Kuma, Pound, and Vasco Shot all ran a train on Linlin the night Bonney was conceived so they don’t know who her real father is; Kuma’s DF will Awaken soon and he’ll be able to perform a Paw-Paw Paternity Test, whereupon it will be revealed that Bonney’s actual dad is…THAT guy (a silhouette appears in the shape of a giant Afro atop a box, break next week)

 

[ShiShiShi]

Surprised nobody has made a “Bonney is a Clone of Big Mom” theory yet.

 

[HAJI]

Big Mom is missing 3 races.


1. Giants
2. Lunarians
3. Kuma's Race

4. oni

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

4. oni

Big Mom to Yamato: "Join my crew, and sail the seas as Kozuki Oden!!!"

 

[vikas]

Surprised nobody has made a “Bonney is a Clone of Big Mom” theory yet.

Clones are ugly

 

[ShiShiShi]

Clones are ugly

You keep telling yourself that.

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

You keep telling yourself that.

I would do unimaginable things to Stussy. Shigan up my ***, fucking put some Iron Body Tekkai on that *****, grinding with that Soru, freaking Paper Art *****, fucking Life Return Stuccubus *****, I wish my **** was Kaku's neck and I could Kilimanjaro that Stuccubus *****.

Bajrang Gun fist that *****, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Get me a Room and Kroom that *****. Gurarararararara make that ***** shake like a Whitebeard earthquake ohhhhh lawd.

Fuck Ms. Buckin, I don't care how hot she was when she was younger, I want that old, hot, spy, clone ass.

Lucci should have betrayed the WG and simped, man. Dude got low-diffed twice in the same arc, and I'm over here like:

 

[ShiShiShi]

I would do unimaginable things to Stussy. Shigan up my ***, fucking put some Iron Body Tekkai on that *****, grinding with that Soru, freaking Paper Art *****, fucking Life Return Stuccubus *****, I wish my **** was Kaku's neck and I could Kilimanjaro that Stuccubus *****.

Bajrang Gun fist that *****, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Get me a Room and Kroom that *****. Gurarararararara make that ***** shake like a Whitebeard earthquake ohhhhh lawd.

Fuck Ms. Buckin, I don't care how hot she was when she was younger, I want that old, hot, spy, clone ass.

Lucci should have betrayed the WG and simped, man. Dude got low-diffed twice in the same arc, and I'm over here like:

 

[Warchief Sanji D Goat]

I would do unimaginable things to Stussy. Shigan up my ***, fucking put some Iron Body Tekkai on that *****, grinding with that Soru, freaking Paper Art *****, fucking Life Return Stuccubus *****, I wish my **** was Kaku's neck and I could Kilimanjaro that Stuccubus *****.

Bajrang Gun fist that *****, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Get me a Room and Kroom that *****. Gurarararararara make that ***** shake like a Whitebeard earthquake ohhhhh lawd.

Fuck Ms. Buckin, I don't care how hot she was when she was younger, I want that old, hot, spy, clone ass.

Lucci should have betrayed the WG and simped, man. Dude got low-diffed twice in the same arc, and I'm over here like:

 

[CoC: Color of Clowns]

I knew you'd appreciate this, DG (this is a nickname I just came up for you while drunk, if you hate it, let me know, and I'll never use it again).

Stussy has been so much fun in this arc, I'm excited to see what Oda does with her character.

 

[DarkWitch]

No Bonney is not Big Mom's child.

Bonney being a Big Mom clone is more likely than that.

 

[Boris D. Foot]

 

[CensoredbyWG]

Wouldn´t mind getting bonney pregnant.

 

[LANJI CUCKSMOKE]

lol

 

[NAMELESS]

I would do unimaginable things to Stussy. Shigan up my ***, fucking put some Iron Body Tekkai on that *****, grinding with that Soru, freaking Paper Art *****, fucking Life Return Stuccubus *****, I wish my **** was Kaku's neck and I could Kilimanjaro that Stuccubus *****.

Bajrang Gun fist that *****, sheeeeeeeeeeeeeesh. Get me a Room and Kroom that *****. Gurarararararara make that ***** shake like a Whitebeard earthquake ohhhhh lawd.

Fuck Ms. Buckin, I don't care how hot she was when she was younger, I want that old, hot, spy, clone ass.

Lucci should have betrayed the WG and simped, man. Dude got low-diffed twice in the same arc, and I'm over here like:

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Kuma is part of a "very special race" according to Bonney, and we know Big Mom is obsessed with making babies of every race (remember her seducing King in Wano? Yeow!)

Listen... I think most of us like Kuma a good deal. So, obviously, this isn't the best for him.

But, it's a possibility we can't ignore. I personally think Bonney is Big Mom's clone. But, there's no proof of that yet.

The hair, lipstick, and eating habits are too much to ignore. There's a connection there.

And the most obvious option, is that Bonney really is Kuma's daughter, and that her Dad fucked Big Mom.

At the least, we can't rule it out yet, really.

It's not out of the question for Big Mom to have more estranged children we don't know of.

Kuma became religious after that incident probably.