Break Week Doflamingo Rap: Broken Strings

CoC: Color of Clowns

Remove the Rich
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It’s a new world

Yo there’s not a lot of order

It’s a cruel word

Only fair, to clot it with disorder

It’s a fool’s world

Full of spoiled sons and daughters

It’s a doomed world

Rich and poor, they’re just more for the slaughter


Playing these strings like piano wire creating an asphyxiating chokehold

Fuck pirate kings, I’m running underground rings

Cause Doflamingo wants the smokeshow

Take em to church, I’m both angel and demon

So no matter which way these feeble dipshits pray

I’ll twist the lurching smile until it’s a blade

And decapitate anything and everything in my way


Toying with these sweet dreaming kids like it’s child’s play

Laugh like a hyena, if I kill your dream, it won’t be in a mild way

Told her that her daddy’s my toy, and

Diamante shot her mom up in the driveway

Was that too petty n’ heavy?

Machvise gonna drop and leave your spine sideways

Emb-mera-mera-ass these assholes, bait them too easy

Kill a chick’s sister then make her

Get blisters on her knees when she please me

Walk on the block like I just got dressed by Yeezy

If pops leaves the crib then I’m gonna grab a glock and I’m gonna squeeze it


Trapped in a bird cage with a grinning pink man full of blind rage

Your mind might say, that you’re bout to die, I think you’re damn right, bae

Apply pressure to your limbs, and constrict your veins

Until your body’s writhing on the ground in vile pain

Wire on your neck, you can’t make a sound

Drown in your own blood, you muther fucking clown

Back in my day, we lived in a society, but now, the rabbles too roused

So the king’s new clothes are blood, please accept my propriety

Paranoia, hatred, and anxiety, what a fucking cocktail GOD SHOOK UP INSIDE OF ME

I took your crown, puppeteered your veins and aimed a blade

At the arteries of your proud people to fill you with shame and hate

A reverie’s base debate can’t erase the insanity and disgrace

I will burn this banal world, and kill every fucking race


It’s a new world

Yo there’s not a lot of order

It’s a cruel word

Only fair, to clot it with disorder

It’s a fool’s world

Full of spoiled sons and daughters

It’s a doomed world

Rich and poor, they’re all

Just more for the slaughter


It’s my world

So what do you have to offer?

If it’s low ball

Then your daughter, Ima off her

If it’s high ball

I’ll take all you have to offer

When you bleed out

Feed your corpse to the waters

HAAAAA


Pinocchio’s wooden whims don’t have shit on these lies

Kaido relies on this heavily demon to bring the world its demise

Look at my eyes, oh wait you can’t see em

Look at my life, oh, you wanna be him

HAAAA NO, YOU DON’T WANNA BE HIM

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

YOU DON’T KNOW ANYTHING

YOU JOKERS DON’T KNOW WHAT IT TAKES TO BE THE KING

YOU WEREN’T THERE WHEN MY MOTHER LAY DEAD

YOU WEREN’T THERE WHEN I PUMPED DAD FULL OF LEAD

YOU WEREN’T THERE WHEN THEY CAME FOR MY HEAD

BUT MY CROWN IS TOO HEAVY AND NOW

ALL OF THE VOICES WON’T STOP IN MY HEAD


Heh… 16 king strings to the crown will leave em all dead

Drown the white of a dove’s peace with pink until its all red

Hey Rosisante? Why are you dead? Why are you dead?

Why do you all always leave in the end?

Why why why why do you all always leave in the end?

Kick me out from paradise, then you pretend

LIKE I WON’T DRAG YOU DOWN TO HELL IN THE END?


Look at this sin, pink with trill-trim, that’s how I win

Yeah, with a trick grin, look at this menacing man

With a mad master plan, crossing x’s on the grand line

Rain white from the sky until the ground is a red blight

You can’t understand my pain or my hate

I will cut the strings of fate and destroy the damn times

Trap all of you primates in an infernal cage

And slay everything with irreverent grace

As seething sin reflect in my shining shades

I am the lone agent of rage

Heaven and hell both course through my veins

Why should I be the one to feel this pain?

I’m a fair god, I’ll share, till we’re all insane

Livid with rage, break the bars off the cage

Then stab every dream with my wings cause they’re all fucking fake

I’m the insane disgrace erasing famous names in distaste

Choke them with singing, sinning strings till their veins break
:doffyou:

(I love Doffy, hope my man gets some therapy. Maybe he could open a bird enclosure, and just chill out, or something. Dude needs some hobbies. Anyways, I always loved Doflamingo as a villain, and he definitely has one of the most iconic backstories in the series to me. Man just chews through scenery. Could have gone with more references to Law and other pirates, but, I wanted to focus on Doflamingo's broken and psychopathic mindset. If anyone who can actually rap wants to use this, feel free. Just tell people it was ghost-written by Perona)
 
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