Controversial Grand Jury indicts MonsterZoro on the muder of Thatguy. Thatfakeuncle charged as an accessory. TRIAL SIGN-UP

[Infitima]

I don’t like this game

Your new theme song:

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

@Mr. Reloaded

Jury
Sounds like the least work

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

I take whatever you give.

Reporter?

 

[Kerkovian]

Reporter?

Sure.

 

[Blother Fertitta]

Can we just convict him and send him to the Gulags?
Because

1) I am a witness, I saw him do it
2) Because no one voted no in the polls

 

[Sir Yasheen]

Can we just convict him and send him to the Gulags?
Because

1) I am a witness, I saw him do it
2) Because no one voted no in the polls

He is to be sentenced to death of McDonalds induced heart failure

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Can we just convict him and send him to the Gulags?
Because

1) I am a witness, I saw him do it
2) Because no one voted no in the polls

To be fair, he's got a few undecided's, he's gotta have a fair trial

 

[Rej]

I want to be a double agent private detective working for the family, as the "dying uncle" and I am a witness.

 

[Infitima]

Can we just convict him and send him to the Gulags?
Because

1) I am a witness, I saw him do it
2) Because no one voted no in the polls

According to the miranda rights (is MZ American? I dunno.)
Either way, he has a right to counsel and if he cannot afford it, one will be provided.

He needs a defense or he can't be tried.

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Can we just convict him and send him to the Gulags?
Because

1) I am a witness, I saw him do it
2) Because no one voted no in the polls

Damn
You got downgraded from capo to sicario 😢😔

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@MonsterZoro

You are under arrest​

“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you?

 

[NikaInParis]

In MonsterZoro's defence, ThatGuy was a fuckin idiot...he almost drowned in 3 inches of water at the penguin exhibit.

 

[Blother Fertitta]

He is to be sentenced to death of McDonalds induced heart failure

Thats not fair
McDonalds is like Heaven to him
Send him to a gluten free, meat free, burger free, all you can eat cardboard joint for 25 years to life with no possibility of Parole

To be fair, he's got a few undecided's, he's gotta have a fair trial

Spoiler

According to the miranda rights (is MZ American? I dunno.)
Either way, he has a right to counsel and if he cannot afford it, one will be provided.

He needs a defense or he can't be tried.

Touche

Damn
You got downgraded from capo to sicario 😢😔

Zoro

 

[Sir Yasheen]

Thats not fair
McDonalds is like Heaven to him
Send him to a gluten free, meat free, burger free, cardboard all you can eat joint for 25 years to life with no possibility of Parole

Spoiler

Touche

Zoro

I imagined with this sentence we would not have to deal with the Last meal formality.

However, you may have a point

 

[Toby D. Dog]

I’ll be whatever as long as it benefits the family.

 

[NikaInParis]

@Mr. Reloaded OOOOOOH! I'm a made guy in this family! And you haven't even put me in the jury?!

I look like Joe Jerk-Off now!

 

[DarkestKnightofSpoilers]

 

[Monster Zoro's Tesla Supplier]

No

 

[Roo]

He’s guilty of delaying my meal yesterday

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

@Mr. Reloaded OOOOOOH! I'm a made guy in this family! And you haven't even put me in the jury?!

I look like Joe Jerk-Off now!

Done :cheers: