Ultimate Dick Moves (UDMs) are techniques so overpowered, broken, inherently unfair and sometimes outright bullshit, to the point that their very existence in the story shatters power scaling and the very fabric of the plot itself.
Alright, maybe that was a bit of an over exaggeration (depending on the case anyway) but you get the point.
So here is a thread for compiling all the cheap shot, overpowered, dick moves in One Piece that could end the careers and lives of most of the character cast.
1) The Ultimate Pimp Slap.
It goes something like this.
1) Kuma is either faster than you and leisurely bitch slaps you with a one way ticket for the Kuma Express straight into Davy Jones’ Locker at the bottom of the ocean.
Or
2) You actually have a physical speed advantage over Kuma. It doesn’t matter since Kuma can just use his hax as fuck devil fruit on himself to literally teleport behind you in order to slap that arse straight onto the Pain Train to oblivion.
Fear the Bear.
2) Everybody’s heard about the bird.
The Bird Cage, Doffy’s ultimate dick move of ridiculousness, this douche technique was able to contain every single resident of Dressrosa, every Colosseum fighter, half of the Straw Hat crew, three high ranked Revo Army agents and a feckin Admiral. This, is among the cream of the crop of overpowered moves in OP. Those strings will not go away until Doffy is KO’d...... Which would really suck if he was outside of the cage. 
3) Strings for Days (more Doffy greatness.
).
Parasite is not quite as overpowered as the other dick moves on this list but it is arguably the most cruel and disturbing. Doffy sends out his strings to snag the spine of whatever unfortunate sod or sods that he wants to fuck with that day, in order to control them like a literal string puppet.
This callous technique works on people as strong as Jozu, a Yonko Commander and can work on an entire army at once. Skilled CoO users like Fujitora (an Admiral) can avoid them and Luffy was able to break free of them either due to sheer strength, his transformation or both.
Still, even if one can avoid or break out of the sadistic strings, Doffy can turn neutral individuals or even your friends and loved ones into unwilling opponents. Douche Doffy can literally turn an entire village against you and give no fucks.
4) Freaky Friday Ripoff.
This one. This is one pure bullshit even by the standards of this list. Law fucks with a group of people by literally swapping their souls into each other’s bodies.
No limit has ever been established by the author for this dick trick. Theoretically, this means that Law could swap the souls of Queen and Holdem and subsequently one shot Queen who is still stuck in Holdem’s body. Why he doesn’t do this more often, only Oda knows.
Even the damn fruit has the abbreviation for overpowered in it’s name.
5) The most literal dick move.
So, what other overpowered dick moves (canonical or hypothetical) can the denizens of the Worst Gen think of?
Tags for some folks :smithnie:
@Admiral Lee Hung @Topi Jerami @Albino 👑 @Yo Tan Wa @Jo_Ndule @Edward Teach @Reborn @anyone else with a sense of humor
Alright, maybe that was a bit of an over exaggeration (depending on the case anyway) but you get the point.
So here is a thread for compiling all the cheap shot, overpowered, dick moves in One Piece that could end the careers and lives of most of the character cast.
1) The Ultimate Pimp Slap.
1) Kuma is either faster than you and leisurely bitch slaps you with a one way ticket for the Kuma Express straight into Davy Jones’ Locker at the bottom of the ocean.
Or
2) You actually have a physical speed advantage over Kuma. It doesn’t matter since Kuma can just use his hax as fuck devil fruit on himself to literally teleport behind you in order to slap that arse straight onto the Pain Train to oblivion.
Fear the Bear.
2) Everybody’s heard about the bird.
3) Strings for Days (more Doffy greatness.
).
This callous technique works on people as strong as Jozu, a Yonko Commander and can work on an entire army at once. Skilled CoO users like Fujitora (an Admiral) can avoid them and Luffy was able to break free of them either due to sheer strength, his transformation or both.
Still, even if one can avoid or break out of the sadistic strings, Doffy can turn neutral individuals or even your friends and loved ones into unwilling opponents. Douche Doffy can literally turn an entire village against you and give no fucks.
4) Freaky Friday Ripoff.
No limit has ever been established by the author for this dick trick. Theoretically, this means that Law could swap the souls of Queen and Holdem and subsequently one shot Queen who is still stuck in Holdem’s body. Why he doesn’t do this more often, only Oda knows.
Even the damn fruit has the abbreviation for overpowered in it’s name.
5) The most literal dick move.
So, what other overpowered dick moves (canonical or hypothetical) can the denizens of the Worst Gen think of?
Tags for some folks :smithnie:
@Admiral Lee Hung @Topi Jerami @Albino 👑 @Yo Tan Wa @Jo_Ndule @Edward Teach @Reborn @anyone else with a sense of humor
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