How many 3 year olds who have mastered kung fu beat 1 silverback gorilla

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

Genuine question

 

[moreha9685]

What type of kung fu we talking about? IRL kung fu, that's just choreographed slapping, or fictional kung fu that lets you destroy 100 plates of concrete with one hit?

 

[NicoRobinIsQueen]

What type of kung fu we talking about? IRL kung fu, that's just choreographed slapping, or fictional kung fu that lets you destroy 100 plates of concrete with one hit?

I'd say fictional, but they're still 3 year olds

 

[moreha9685]

I'd say fictional, but they're still 3 year olds

Then, unless the gorilla is a kung fu master itself, then children win. Even if they're only 3, a mastery of chi wins against brute force. Some of them might receive fatal injuries, but the gorilla is done for.

 

[Luffy is the mc]

The fuck are you guys talking about lol
What can a toddler do to a gorilla? Nothing. They can master whatever they want, they have no strength at all.

 

[Roo]

I mean, 10 chimps can kill a gorilla. How much stronger do we think an adult chimp is than a trained toddler

 

[Hamlette]

The silverback adopts the 3 toddlers and has to raise them on his own as a single father in our current economy. Proceeds to become a depressed alcoholic who works 2 jobs to earn just enough to survive. The neighbors don't see him for a week, until a rotting stench creeps over and they call the police. When the authorities arrive they find the silverback hunched over, overdosed on Xanax that he drowned with Whiskey. The toddlers surround him, tugging at his corpse. Paternity diffed.

 

[Jailer]

Not enough to make a difference