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[Waluigi]

Waluigi is a generous lover.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi is an excellent driver, just like rain man. Also, excellent backseat driver.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi have 300 foot vertical leap.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi is the 5 greatest rappers of all time, because he spits hot fire.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi is also beloved gay icon for some reason. Waluigi pritty sure he straight, but also, valid ally. So says this card Waluigi carries that identifies him as the President of the gay and lesbian alliance for some reason.

(Waluigi actually have dozens of LGBT+ friends IRL, true story)

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi not only a Jedi, he also learn the ways of the Sith, to become a complete and wise leader.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi is a good sport, and will never be melodramatic or take defeat lying down.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi's daddy apparently Snidely Whiplash.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi's mommy apparently Meg Mucklebones from Legend.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi was born lucky. Only reason he loses is due to rotten luck.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi is a gracious winner.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi got the moves like Jagger.

He ALSO decrepit and hunched over and move like 90 year old man.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi have very photogenic smile.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi very influential in mafia games.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi is beloved internet meme.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi is very romantic.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi is an excellent businessman and pseudocelebrity. Next will run for President, get elected, and be very crooked and corrupt. Would still be an improvement!

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi very motivational life story. See how much weight you lose if you eat a diet of only poison mushrooms?

This Waluigi's Before picture.

Look at Waluigi now.

You want boys to buy you nice things? You gotta work out, ladies.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi literally own this town soon enough.

 

[Waluigi]

Waluigi can't count to 30.

Waluigi doesn't know how to read, either.