Break Week Kaido and Enma: A better love story than twilight

#24
I came here to comment based on the thread title but after glancing at the post, I suggest you see a psychiatrist.

For the record twilight shouldn't be considered a love story, it's basically about an adolescent trying to decide if she prefers necrophilia or beastiality, and the whole story should be erased from existence.
 
#25
I came here to comment based on the thread title but after glancing at the post, I suggest you see a psychiatrist.

For the record twilight shouldn't be considered a love story, it's basically about an adolescent trying to decide if she prefers necrophilia or beastiality, and the whole story should be erased from existence.
Who are you, noodle?
 
#28
Who puts a noodle/ramen picture as a DP.
It's not Ramen genius. I litteraly just told you it's Pho.

It could be worse, I could be on here saying some dumb shit like...
(note: please dont bash me for my poor english and if you found the story boring)

Starring:
Kaido: Villain
Enma: Heroine
Big mom: Villains elder sister
Oden: Heroine’s dead Ex boyfriend
Zoro: Heroines’s current boyfriend
Luffy: Zoro’s elder brother
Kid, Law, killer = Zoro’s younger siblings

Once there lived a tyrant, Kaido. He was the worlds mightiest creature, yet was so lonely as he had no girlfriend.

And there was Enma, the most beautiful girl in the world. Her beauty spread across the world as a plague. No one could resist her charm.

Once, When Kaido was skysurfing in his dragon form when he saw Enma bathing down the river. He was instantly hyponized by her beauty. He had fell in love with her in the first sight. He would try to court her, flirt with her with different modes, but it was all futile.


Enma had a boyfriend. he was brave and handsome young man named Oden. The couple was talk of the town, birds aligned to sing for them, sky cleared for them to dance. They had plan for marriage and children.


On their marriage day:
Everyone were happy, wano was flourishing on the occasion
Oden showed up wearing his bridal dress and with his retainers


But Kaido had other intentions. He invaded the marriage ceremony. There was a fierce fight between the two parties, but at the end Kaido killed enma’s soon to be husband. Enma was so shattered, she cried and swore to get married on the same day after 20 years of time. She ran from there and went hiding, never to be found by kaido for 20 years...

INTERVAL.....

20 years had passed, and kaido was never the same. He became an alcoholic, drinking day and night, and usually cried over Enma. He had lost his ambition, his will to live.


Meanwhile, Enma reappeared once again at wano. By the Gods destiny, she met with Zoro. Once again, she was happy, and found solace in her new boyfriend.

She announced her intention of killing kaido and getting married with him in the same full moon night.

The D-DAY (the revenge of Enma):
Her boyfriend brought his elder and younger siblings for the revenge.

Meanwhile, kaido had found out about the news of Enma being alive. He brought her elder sister (Big mom) to finally get married with her.


At rooftop ceremony:
Kaido and her sister was surprised to see Enma, with her new boyfriend. Even after 20 hears, he found her, so elegant and beautiful than before. He was so lovestruck that he could not move. He was only gazing at her and totally ignored her boyfriend.


Enma wanted her boyfriend and his siblings to give support during the battle. They were all giving the best, and had skirmishes with kaido. However, Kaido was too much handsome, too muscular, too strong for them. Zoro tried his best, but he was already at his limits. When he faced the agony wrath of both kaido and his elder sister, his body shattered. Enma thought, at this rate, his new boyfriend also might get killed. With all hopes down, she had no other choice left, so she kissed kaido on his chest and begged for his mercy and leave them alone. Kaido was not satisfied with just a peck in his chest, as he wanted to take full revenge on her for whole full moon night.
Watching all these, zoro’s elder brother luffy stepped foreward and vowed to them that they will get married on the same night.

Finally, Kaido and Big mom were killed by zoro’s siblings.
Enma got married with zoro and they happily lived ever after.
Story continues.....
 
#30
Ahhh Pho, vietnamese soup noodle it seems. I didnt knew a soup noodle had feelings.
:gokulaugh:
They don't and neither do pictures, don't get the wrong idea I couldn't possibly get offended my anything you say, I think very little of you and that's being generous. I just enjoy pointing out stupidity when I see it, and you're showing yours off like a bodybuilder shows off his muscles.
 
#32
They don't and neither do pictures, don't get the wrong idea I couldn't possibly get offended my anything you say, I think very little of you and that's being generous. I just enjoy pointing out stupidity when I see it, and you're showing yours off like a bodybuilder shows off his muscles.
I have the same feelings for you, irrespective of your comments.
 

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#33
A master swordsman chooses what their blade cuts. So, technically you could stick a sword... and, with the proper polishing... sheathe and unsheathe until the climax... of Wano...

And that's how Enma got Zoro pregerante, three baby style. Zoro and Enma would go on to name their three children:

Zoruto
Hizoro
Mozomoro Zomomomo Roramomo Morozoromomozoro
 
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