Character Discussion Kaido D. Crybaby - What Makes Him Such A Bitch?

Sadistic Senpai

Sadistic Senpai

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#82
#82
Admiral Lee Hung said:
I’m sure a thread like this will get reported to the mods by triggered Yonko fans who shall remain nameless, but the question needs to be asked regardless of who it offends and what corrupt mods who shall also remain nameless decide to abuse their power.

In this thread, I want to examine what makes Kaido such an emotional weakling. Why is it that Kaido seeks exhilaration and and thrills, but is also terrified of war and can’t take a minor injury without screaming like a child?

In the past, @Celestial D. Dragon theorized that Kaido is a “Magikarp” type character-Kaido was very weak early on in his life, but through struggle and strife, eventually became the strongest.

Unfortunately, this theory is highly unlikely to be true. For someone as weak as Magikarp to evolve into a Gyarados, life or death struggles would’ve been a constant, and Kaido would’ve likely brushed with death itself numerous times in order to reach his current strength.

However, Kaido’s severe reaction to even minor pain is not consistent with this. If Kaido has brushed with death numerous times in his life, then there would be no reason for him to shriek like an aspiring black metal vocalist every time he feels a minuscule amount of pain. Kaido should be used to taking injuries and even severe wounds should not phase him.

What is far more likely is that Kaido is a “natural born destroyer” like Big Mom. He has never had to work for anything in his life because he’s always been stronger than almost everyone else around him. In the same way that Big Mom is a 68 year old woman who doesn’t know how to react to discipline since she is morbidly obese and throws tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants, Kaido is someone who has never faced and had to deal with pain before, because there were simply so few people capable of injuring him.

This is why Kaido lives in a permanent state of fear of Kozuki Oden even though Oden really only gave Kaido a moderate injury at worst: because it was the most severe injury he’s ever taken in his life, and Oden’s swords probably didn’t even reach Kaido’s organs. This is why Kaido can’t have rocks dropped on him without reacting like he’s experiencing horrific torture.

When you never have to work for anything in life, when everything gets handed to you on a silver platter, you never learn how to experience pain or adversity. And when you never learn how to cope with struggle, you never learn how to persevere.

Kaido does not know how to persevere. If his invincible body didn’t carry him through every encounter he took, then he wouldn’t have the mental fortitude to even withstand some of the attacks Luffy endured in East Blue.

Remember when Zoro took in all of Luffy’s pain in addition to his own? Kaido isn’t capable of something like this. If Kaido were completely fresh, but then he absorbed Thriller Barc Luffy’s pain, his lack of pain tolerance would’ve reduced him into a lifeless husk on the ground, crying his eyes out and having lost focus on his entire life’s vision and he likely would’ve forgotten his own name.

Kaido isn’t someone who knows how to struggle, and this is why we are currently seeing him unravel from attacks that aren’t even chipping away at 1% of his overall health.

But what do you guys think? Why is Kaido such a bitch?

@Light D Lamperouge @Owl Ki @Blackbeard @HA001 @ShishioIsBack @Cinera @Seth @Plex @Jiihad @Haoshoku @Luffy is the mc @MarineHQ62 @silverfire @Den_Den_Mushi @dizzy2341 etc etc etc
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In summery,
I agree

In details, I explained before that Kaido/Big Mom compared to admirals is like comparing Bryan Hawk to David Eagle from Hajime no Ippo

Where Bryan Hawk much like Kaido/Big Mom... they are all natural born monsters, where they are simply born gifted with a strong body.... while Admirals are much like David Eagle in that they may not be as flashy as the Kaido/Big Mom/Hawk.... and they may have not been born this powerful, BUT through training and through mastery of Haki/DF just like Boxing in David Eagle, they reached a Top level in condition.... and I would simply view those type of people MORE ROUNDED fighters.... which was shown in Hajime no Ippo

and ALSO, I think that even in One Piece I feel like you can pin point some weaknesses for Big Mom or Kaido... while it's HARD to pin point weaknesses for Admirals despite being less gifted with their physique...

Anyway, I agree...

Except for one thing which is Kaido is crybaby... LOL, that's too extreme, but I get your point
 
ShishioIsBack

ShishioIsBack

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#90
#90
Admiral Lee Hung said:
I’m sure a thread like this will get reported to the mods by triggered Yonko fans who shall remain nameless, but the question needs to be asked regardless of who it offends and what corrupt mods who shall also remain nameless decide to abuse their power.

In this thread, I want to examine what makes Kaido such an emotional weakling. Why is it that Kaido seeks exhilaration and and thrills, but is also terrified of war and can’t take a minor injury without screaming like a child?

In the past, @Celestial D. Dragon theorized that Kaido is a “Magikarp” type character-Kaido was very weak early on in his life, but through struggle and strife, eventually became the strongest.

Unfortunately, this theory is highly unlikely to be true. For someone as weak as Magikarp to evolve into a Gyarados, life or death struggles would’ve been a constant, and Kaido would’ve likely brushed with death itself numerous times in order to reach his current strength.

However, Kaido’s severe reaction to even minor pain is not consistent with this. If Kaido has brushed with death numerous times in his life, then there would be no reason for him to shriek like an aspiring black metal vocalist every time he feels a minuscule amount of pain. Kaido should be used to taking injuries and even severe wounds should not phase him.

What is far more likely is that Kaido is a “natural born destroyer” like Big Mom. He has never had to work for anything in his life because he’s always been stronger than almost everyone else around him. In the same way that Big Mom is a 68 year old woman who doesn’t know how to react to discipline since she is morbidly obese and throws tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants, Kaido is someone who has never faced and had to deal with pain before, because there were simply so few people capable of injuring him.

This is why Kaido lives in a permanent state of fear of Kozuki Oden even though Oden really only gave Kaido a moderate injury at worst: because it was the most severe injury he’s ever taken in his life, and Oden’s swords probably didn’t even reach Kaido’s organs. This is why Kaido can’t have rocks dropped on him without reacting like he’s experiencing horrific torture.

When you never have to work for anything in life, when everything gets handed to you on a silver platter, you never learn how to experience pain or adversity. And when you never learn how to cope with struggle, you never learn how to persevere.

Kaido does not know how to persevere. If his invincible body didn’t carry him through every encounter he took, then he wouldn’t have the mental fortitude to even withstand some of the attacks Luffy endured in East Blue.

Remember when Zoro took in all of Luffy’s pain in addition to his own? Kaido isn’t capable of something like this. If Kaido were completely fresh, but then he absorbed Thriller Barc Luffy’s pain, his lack of pain tolerance would’ve reduced him into a lifeless husk on the ground, crying his eyes out and having lost focus on his entire life’s vision and he likely would’ve forgotten his own name.

Kaido isn’t someone who knows how to struggle, and this is why we are currently seeing him unravel from attacks that aren’t even chipping away at 1% of his overall health.

But what do you guys think? Why is Kaido such a bitch?

@Light D Lamperouge @Owl Ki @Blackbeard @HA001 @ShishioIsBack @Cinera @Seth @Plex @Jiihad @Haoshoku @Luffy is the mc @MarineHQ62 @silverfire @Den_Den_Mushi @dizzy2341 etc etc etc
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Shoulda said "Kaido D Bitch Ass" Sounds cooler than Kaido D Crybaby lol
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Anyways Kaido is strong but he is a bitch **** ngl..Dude was screaming like a pussy ass bitch from falling rocks. Wtf is up with that? @KAIDO D. STRONGER @MonsterKaido
 
MonsterKaido

MonsterKaido

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#91
#91
ShishioIsBack said:
Shoulda said "Kaido D Bitch Ass" Sounds cooler than Kaido D Crybaby lol
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Anyways Kaido is strong but he is a bitch **** ngl..Dude was screaming like a pussy ass bitch from falling rocks. Wtf is up with that? @KAIDO D. STRONGER @MonsterKaido
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Dude I already explained those things - if you read other threads admiral lee fung made you will understand.......it is done to know that kaido is getting damaged/hurt by some degree by us reader....other wise how can we perceive it.....what matters is kaido is fine after those attacks....:kayneshrug:
 
ShishioIsBack

ShishioIsBack

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#95
#95
Admiral Lee Hung said:
Remember when Zoro took in all of Luffy’s pain in addition to his own? Kaido isn’t capable of something like this. If Kaido were completely fresh, but then he absorbed Thriller Barc Luffy’s pain, his lack of pain tolerance would’ve reduced him into a lifeless husk on the ground, crying his eyes out and having lost focus on his entire life’s vision and he likely would’ve forgotten his own name.
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Love the quick Z Wank.

LeZoro James
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MonsterKaido said:
Well it is what it is.......the point is oda wants luffy/law/kid all of them to do some damage and he showed that....
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Bullshit writing ngl
 
Fujishiro

Fujishiro

Just chilling
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#98
#98
Admiral Lee Hung said:
I’m sure a thread like this will get reported to the mods by triggered Yonko fans who shall remain nameless, but the question needs to be asked regardless of who it offends and what corrupt mods who shall also remain nameless decide to abuse their power.

In this thread, I want to examine what makes Kaido such an emotional weakling. Why is it that Kaido seeks exhilaration and and thrills, but is also terrified of war and can’t take a minor injury without screaming like a child?

In the past, @Celestial D. Dragon theorized that Kaido is a “Magikarp” type character-Kaido was very weak early on in his life, but through struggle and strife, eventually became the strongest.

Unfortunately, this theory is highly unlikely to be true. For someone as weak as Magikarp to evolve into a Gyarados, life or death struggles would’ve been a constant, and Kaido would’ve likely brushed with death itself numerous times in order to reach his current strength.

However, Kaido’s severe reaction to even minor pain is not consistent with this. If Kaido has brushed with death numerous times in his life, then there would be no reason for him to shriek like an aspiring black metal vocalist every time he feels a minuscule amount of pain. Kaido should be used to taking injuries and even severe wounds should not phase him.

What is far more likely is that Kaido is a “natural born destroyer” like Big Mom. He has never had to work for anything in his life because he’s always been stronger than almost everyone else around him. In the same way that Big Mom is a 68 year old woman who doesn’t know how to react to discipline since she is morbidly obese and throws tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants, Kaido is someone who has never faced and had to deal with pain before, because there were simply so few people capable of injuring him.

This is why Kaido lives in a permanent state of fear of Kozuki Oden even though Oden really only gave Kaido a moderate injury at worst: because it was the most severe injury he’s ever taken in his life, and Oden’s swords probably didn’t even reach Kaido’s organs. This is why Kaido can’t have rocks dropped on him without reacting like he’s experiencing horrific torture.

When you never have to work for anything in life, when everything gets handed to you on a silver platter, you never learn how to experience pain or adversity. And when you never learn how to cope with struggle, you never learn how to persevere.

Kaido does not know how to persevere. If his invincible body didn’t carry him through every encounter he took, then he wouldn’t have the mental fortitude to even withstand some of the attacks Luffy endured in East Blue.

Remember when Zoro took in all of Luffy’s pain in addition to his own? Kaido isn’t capable of something like this. If Kaido were completely fresh, but then he absorbed Thriller Barc Luffy’s pain, his lack of pain tolerance would’ve reduced him into a lifeless husk on the ground, crying his eyes out and having lost focus on his entire life’s vision and he likely would’ve forgotten his own name.

Kaido isn’t someone who knows how to struggle, and this is why we are currently seeing him unravel from attacks that aren’t even chipping away at 1% of his overall health.

But what do you guys think? Why is Kaido such a bitch?

@Light D Lamperouge @Owl Ki @Blackbeard @HA001 @ShishioIsBack @Cinera @Seth @Plex @Jiihad @Haoshoku @Luffy is the mc @MarineHQ62 @silverfire @Den_Den_Mushi @dizzy2341 etc etc etc
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Wait , I coulda swore you made a similar thread yesterday called “Does Kaido have low pain tolerance like cracker”. Or did you ask the mods to rename it to this?
 
Elder Lee Hung

Elder Lee Hung

Conqueror of the Stars
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#99
#99
Fujishiro said:
Wait , I coulda swore you made a similar thread yesterday called “Does Kaido have low pain tolerance like cracker”. Or did you ask the mods to rename it to this?
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Separate threads.

One thread simply asks the question about how low Kaido's pain tolerance actually is, the other thread asks what exactly happened to Kaido to make him such a cryhard.
 
Fujishiro

Fujishiro

Just chilling
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#100
#100
Inb4 triggered fanboys from both sides calling Lee an angry man lmao. He’s just trolling.

I think his grunts are there to signify to the audience that he indeed took some damage or felt it because otherwise we couldn’t really tell since he’s barely bleeding, even now @Admiral Lee Hung
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Admiral Lee Hung said:
Separate threads.

One thread simply asks the question about how low Kaido's pain tolerance actually is, the other thread asks what exactly happened to Kaido to make him such a cryhard.
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Ah I answered in the wrong thread then my bad.

On topic, I don’t really feel like he’s a crybaby or a bitch to be perfectly honest. He cries when drunk sometimes but that’s really it.

I see people say he was very against BM Landing on Wano with her forced but that makes sense, I mean he didn’t want to have an All out war on his territory. Especially now that we learned his plans for Wano.

The hostage thing has been debunked already, he never took any to begin with yet I still see people use it for some reason.

And yeah, I don’t know what you mean about him being a bitch. If anything he’s been shown to enjoy fighting. After seeing that Luffy can really hurt him as well as the others he took it upon himself to fight them solo and embraced their attacks.

I hope the flashback clears up a lot of the current confusion regarding his character. But to me he has been pretty consistent over all.

He wants to die a glorious death, but fighting BM wouldn’t grant him that, he would win first of all and their fight would leave Wano destroyed.,etc

Also it wasn’t him who suggested the alliance but BM.
 
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