Character Discussion Kaido D. Crybaby - What Makes Him Such A Bitch?

Fujishiro

Just chilling
if momonga says i will defeat big mom and kaido and the own akainu is agree with him so yes
When did Kizaru say I will defeat BM and Kaido.
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if kaido was expressionless then no one would know he takes damage

also, at least kaido didn't get kod by apoo at the beginning of the war, imagine becoming PK when you have that on your resume
Exactly, it’s an artistic choice to allow us to know he’s taking damage or feeling those hits.
 
I’m sure a thread like this will get reported to the mods by triggered Yonko fans who shall remain nameless, but the question needs to be asked regardless of who it offends and what corrupt mods who shall also remain nameless decide to abuse their power.

In this thread, I want to examine what makes Kaido such an emotional weakling. Why is it that Kaido seeks exhilaration and and thrills, but is also terrified of war and can’t take a minor injury without screaming like a child?

In the past, @Celestial D. Dragon theorized that Kaido is a “Magikarp” type character-Kaido was very weak early on in his life, but through struggle and strife, eventually became the strongest.

Unfortunately, this theory is highly unlikely to be true. For someone as weak as Magikarp to evolve into a Gyarados, life or death struggles would’ve been a constant, and Kaido would’ve likely brushed with death itself numerous times in order to reach his current strength.

However, Kaido’s severe reaction to even minor pain is not consistent with this. If Kaido has brushed with death numerous times in his life, then there would be no reason for him to shriek like an aspiring black metal vocalist every time he feels a minuscule amount of pain. Kaido should be used to taking injuries and even severe wounds should not phase him.

What is far more likely is that Kaido is a “natural born destroyer” like Big Mom. He has never had to work for anything in his life because he’s always been stronger than almost everyone else around him. In the same way that Big Mom is a 68 year old woman who doesn’t know how to react to discipline since she is morbidly obese and throws tantrums when she doesn’t get what she wants, Kaido is someone who has never faced and had to deal with pain before, because there were simply so few people capable of injuring him.

This is why Kaido lives in a permanent state of fear of Kozuki Oden even though Oden really only gave Kaido a moderate injury at worst: because it was the most severe injury he’s ever taken in his life, and Oden’s swords probably didn’t even reach Kaido’s organs. This is why Kaido can’t have rocks dropped on him without reacting like he’s experiencing horrific torture.

When you never have to work for anything in life, when everything gets handed to you on a silver platter, you never learn how to experience pain or adversity. And when you never learn how to cope with struggle, you never learn how to persevere.

Kaido does not know how to persevere. If his invincible body didn’t carry him through every encounter he took, then he wouldn’t have the mental fortitude to even withstand some of the attacks Luffy endured in East Blue.

Remember when Zoro took in all of Luffy’s pain in addition to his own? Kaido isn’t capable of something like this. If Kaido were completely fresh, but then he absorbed Thriller Barc Luffy’s pain, his lack of pain tolerance would’ve reduced him into a lifeless husk on the ground, crying his eyes out and having lost focus on his entire life’s vision and he likely would’ve forgotten his own name.

Kaido isn’t someone who knows how to struggle, and this is why we are currently seeing him unravel from attacks that aren’t even chipping away at 1% of his overall health.

But what do you guys think? Why is Kaido such a bitch?

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My fellow Kaido fans are treating Kaido like how Judge's sons treat Sanji. What's wrong with starting as a weakling or being a treacherous backstabber when it's part of what makes a pirate, a pirate? Some Kaido fans like him for being a big titted muscular daddy, but true ones acknowledge him for his self-esteem and how Oda wants to depict him even if it doesn't seem epic and flashy as some fans want.

If i was a Yoncuck stan, i would have asked the staff to pin this gem. Major is trying his best to find and fix the endless moments in which Kaido's character has failed miserably so we can all pull out our lotions and beat our meat to him. A true fan of Kaido's character only (hopefully they exist in this world?) would rather respect that sentiment to better understand how Oda wants to portray Kaido in the story, not as a big unsophisticated Buffoon, but as an opportunistic, calculating pirate antagonist with an interesting lore to his backstory of being a tiny fish that overcome many hurdles to become a renowned pirate.
 

Finalbeta

Hero of Albion
Damn, the Kaido disrespect is off the chart LOL.:rolaugh:
His character is not the epitome of greatness but I have witnessed so much worse. Not an excuse to have him totally fitting and accept it unconditionately, but I think criticism could be spread in a much wider way. Nothing negates to specifically fuss on just character nevertheless. It's not necessarily about focusing on the broad picture.
 
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