MONSTERZORO TRIAL

[Infitima]

How dare you! She is my precious little bunny, not a guy!

Did you double check? Like when you were trying procreate I mean.

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

@ThatWife's change in behavior is extremely concerning, the media and the whole world watches carefully in anticipation to see what exactly she's cooking here. As day 2 of the @MonsterZoro trial unfolds!
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Your behavior would change too if you would be facing the death penalty!

 

[ThatWife]

Is ThatWife actually ThatGuy in a wig?

Would you like to check?

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Your behavior would change too if you would be facing the death penalty!

Not if I was innocent

 

[DarkestKnightofSpoilers]

Your behavior would change too if you would be facing the death penalty!

He already escaped one in the past

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Did you double check? Like when you were trying procreate I mean.

What about the kid's inheritance again?!

Things are starting to smell fishy here..

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

He already escaped one in the past

Oh, I wish he hadn’t ...

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

ThatGuy may not be dead.....

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

Would you like to check?

D-Darling, please, what are you talking about??

Also, she is the mother of @ThatKid , of course it has been checked! More than double-checked. He. Hehe. Hehehe.

 

[Infitima]

@ThatKid Hey brat, is the masculine tramp over there your father or your mother? I'll give you a doughnut if you tell us the truth~

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

@ThatKid Hey brat, is the masculine tramp over there your father or your mother? I'll give you a doughnut if you tell us the truth~

What might be that guy's motivation to pose as his own wife and marry a fake uncle?

Does that guy even have a wife? If not who is that kid's mother?
Is the kid even that guy's child?

 

[DarkestKnightofSpoilers]

It‘s almost time

 

[ThatFakeUncle]

It‘s almost time

@ThatWife
Prepare to be protected by the power of love!

 

[VigilanteGreyhat]

What might be that guy's motivation to pose as his own wife and marry a fake uncle?

Does that guy even have a wife? If not who is that kid's mother?
Is the kid even that guy's child?

Okay! So ThatGuy was in debt with the mafia, but won the lottery and didn't want to give it up for his debt. So he pretended to be his own wife who got together with an assassin of ThatFakeUncle to off 'himself' his real self, while brainwashing ThatFakeUncle with LSD Psycadelic sheep to commit more murder after he chickened out from the first one, this caused him to kill cops (who aren't dead but were in on it with the mafia who wanted ThatFakeUncle dead for killing ThatGuy before they could get back their money.) Thatkid being an orphan ThatGuy as ThatWife adopted and abused into playing the part.

THAT'S IT!

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

Okay! So ThatGuy was in debt with the mafia, but won the lottery and didn't want to give it up for his debt. So he pretended to be his own wife who got together with an assassin of ThatFakeUncle to off 'himself' his real self, while brainwashing ThatFakeUncle with LSD Psycadelic sheep to commit more murder after he chickened out from the first one, this caused him to kill cops (who aren't dead but were in on it with the mafia who wanted ThatFakeUncle dead for killing ThatGuy before they could get back their money.) Thatkid being an orphan ThatGuy as ThatWife adopted and abused into playing the part.

THAT'S IT!

Ok then that guy gotta die

 

[Mr. Reloaded]

Okay! So ThatGuy was in debt with the mafia, but won the lottery and didn't want to give it up for his debt. So he pretended to be his own wife who got together with an assassin of ThatFakeUncle to off 'himself' his real self, while brainwashing ThatFakeUncle with LSD Psycadelic sheep to commit more murder after he chickened out from the first one, this caused him to kill cops (who aren't dead but were in on it with the mafia who wanted ThatFakeUncle dead for killing ThatGuy before they could get back their money.) Thatkid being an orphan ThatGuy as ThatWife adopted and abused into playing the part.

THAT'S IT!

 

[ShadyDetective]

Okay! So ThatGuy was in debt with the mafia, but won the lottery and didn't want to give it up for his debt. So he pretended to be his own wife who got together with an assassin of ThatFakeUncle to off 'himself' his real self, while brainwashing ThatFakeUncle with LSD Psycadelic sheep to commit more murder after he chickened out from the first one, this caused him to kill cops (who aren't dead but were in on it with the mafia who wanted ThatFakeUncle dead for killing ThatGuy before they could get back their money.) Thatkid being an orphan ThatGuy as ThatWife adopted and abused into playing the part.

THAT'S IT!

No. An autopsy of ThatGuy has been done. Also we collected a DNA sample of @ThatWife, so I can tell you, your theory is nonsense. You watched too much true crime.

 

[BillSlipton]

What? Evidence! Evidence!! I knew it, this whole trial is a lie just to execute me and my beloved honeybear! Like they did with @ThatGuy ! The Mafia is behind all of this! The Mafia, I tell you!

Noted

 

[Bisoromi Bear]

No. An autopsy of ThatGuy has been done. Also we collected a DNA sample of @ThatWife, so I can tell you, your theory is nonsense. You watched too much true crime.

That wife still gotta die

 

[Mr. Reloaded]