Hello I am here today to defend my self from such evil crimes I have beened accused off.
First of all i would like to said that me and
@ThatGuy meat each other through an online forum for men with hairloss. We decided to becum friends due to our similar circumstances dealing with hairloss.
Honestly he was the only friend I had. Here is the last selfie i took with him





W bonded over hairloss, Mcdoanlds and tesla. He himself owned two tesla and I own none. So he give me rides to mcdonalds and we talk and hang out.
Anyways he picked me up one day we went to mcdoanlds and told me that
@ThatWife has been cheating on him with
@ThatFakeUncle..
He told me he was thinking about writing a will but wasn't sure yet. Because he still loved his wife and might forgive her. But a few weeks later he sent me this text.
Being the great guy that he is he offer to put me in the will. I declined due to the fact that I did not feel comfortable with taking his money. HE is my best friend and I don't need money from that.
We both decided its better to donate it to a good cause to cure hairloss because that is how we both met each other.
The last text I ever recieved from
@ThatGuy was this. He had finally finished writing the will and was going to submit it the next day.
Before he got a chance to submit the will he was murdered in front of his home
I did some investgation after reading through our old text. He said that his wife hated his tesla because she is not good with tecnhology. We all know that tesla records any movement from around the car.
Knowing this I went over to the lot where the tesla was stored for evidence and took the security footage from it.
AS expected
@ThatWife did not delete any of the footage from the tesla because she is not good with tecnology
and to my suprise i have found something that will cleared my name
@ThatWife @ThatFakeUncle @Thataunt COMMITED A MURDER ON my best friend
@ThatGuy because they found out they were not gonna get his fourtune once he passed away. THEY SHOT HIM THE NIGHT BEFORE HE WAS GOING TO SUBMIT THE WILL.
@Thataunt PLANTED LEFT OVER CHICKEN NUGGETS TAHT I HAD NOT FINISHED FOUND IN
@ThatGuy tesla the day we went to mcdonalds together to attempt to frame me at the crime scene.
That is all I have to say I will now let the judge decided who is guilty.