Zoro just got a legit win two chapters ago and he's already back in the mix. Luffy would be on Jinbe's shoulders about now, Sanji's gonna prematurely ejaculate when he wakes up and finds a hooker standing over him. Like he literally would have survived Killer only to die from Hiyori back in Ringo.
Zoro's durability is insane. It amaze me how he still going on after he fought Yonkos, YC, Supernovas while being a PURE HUMAN being. Even Sanji still sleeping after only fought against Bum Queen despite being a cyborg, a modified human germa. Hardwork pay
Even shitty MVP has a df that absorb 50% of the incoming damage.
Somehow headcanon is more plausible to you than an actual grim reaper showing up that could lead to Zoro getting up ? I don't remember the mink medicine giving Hallucinations, it only doubles the pain after the effect wears of