Speedreaders. Kidstans. Zoro fans. Sanji fans.
My crazy uncle used to tell me stories about the good ol' days, a time of fierce battles and fandom rivalry when the Provider Redon kept the balance between the Speedreaders, Kidstans, Zoro fans, and Sanji fans. But everything changed when the Zoro fans dominated the fandom world. Only the Provider mastered all four fanbases. Only he could stop the relentless shipping wars, but when the fandom needed him most, he disappeared. Two years have passed, and the Zoro fans are on the verge of total fandom domination.
Some say that two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe embarked on a quest to convince the Kidstans to join the Zoro fans, leaving me and my brother to deal with the chaotic fandom frenzy. People speculate that the Provider was never reborn in the Sanji fans, and the fandom cycle is broken. But I won't lose hope. I still believe that somehow, the Provider will return, not as a mere avatar, but as the mighty MonsterZoro, to bring order to the fandom chaos and restore balance once more!
