BS ,Kaido would have Said sth
Kaido spent years trying to kill himself when he has a Devil Fruit
Man's jumping off of Sky Islands, when he could drown in like 3 inches of water laying down
I don't trust Kaido to sit on the toilet correctly
Every Yonkou not named Shanks is a certified clown
Hell, one of the other Yonkou IS LITERALLY A FREAKING CLOWN

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Inconsolable that Buggy isn’t Rocks’s son tbh
Nah, Buggy is Rocks' son, too, they're half brothers.
Rocks' being Teach's father is introduced with Harald's arc, because Harald made love with Ida, Estrid, and Kaido's unnamed/unseen Mother.
Harald and Rocks were both players, LOL
Oda is setting this up well:
Teach will realize Buggy is Rocks' son, and make an alliance with Cross Guild and Buggy to unite the Criminal Underworld.
Meanwhile, Shanks, Roger's son, will ally with Luffy, who is more or less Roger's grandson, really.
At this point, between Ace being revealed to be Roger's son at Marineford, Sanji's entire Vinsmoke plotline, and the crazy clone stuff...
I would not be surprised if Luffy's father was actually Roger, and Dragon is the one who raised him. And I suggesting someone surpassed Rogue's Color of the Supreme Queen? Nope.
There's a real simple way Roger's lover could give birth to Luffy so much later: the miracle of freezing your damn semen, and then artificially inseminated it. It's a real thing; you need to do it with lab equipment, but, I could see Oda doing a "miracle of love" bit here, considering Ace's birth defied empirical science, and have the homemade frozen semen work.
I also think Robin is Roger's kid, too, and Luffy is her half brother.
Fuck it, Enel's grandfather is probably the actual fucking Moon, I don't care anymore
I'm Stussy's Pet Dog, WOOF
Oh God I need therapy